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The Other Dubya (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} misswindy) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2007-06-29 16:14:00 |
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BREAKING NEWS: Wentworth Miller May Or May Not Be Gay!
Meet Wentworth Miller, improbably named hot star of FOX's even more improbable Prison Break. Many of Wentworth's fans are sobatshit devoted that they've been banned from discussing him on some Prison Break forums, and have inflicted multiple and insane sock puppets on others.
Wentworth is 35 years old, appears to never date, engages in frequent ambiguous pronoun usage about his love life (he's never found the right PERSON! he doesn't have time to date ANYONE! etc), cites a sextegenarian British theater diva as his ideal woman, and names board games, Starbucks, and Oz DVD marathons as some of his favorite things. Also, on a TOTALLY UNRELATED and inexplicable note, he's been plagued by persistent gay rumors for years! It's a mystery, people. I got nothin'.
Because of the persistent rumors, infamous gay Hollywood gossip blogger Perez Hilton has targeted him on numerous occasions, most recently throwing down the gauntlet, getting specific and naming names: Wentworth Miller is gay and has been in a secret relationship with TR Knight's ex-boyfriend, Luke MacFarlane of Brothers and Sisters "fame", for the last six months.
It's a challenge to find Wentworth fandom wankery, because the subject of Wentworth's maybegayness is verboten on almost all the LJ communities and all his major fanforums are locked down and require registration, precluding a great deal of wank. Also, disappointingly, though there are many many threads about the Perez article on IMDB, the tone there is relatively sane/ resigned (but it's still IMDB - there are plenty of wank nuggets to be found scattered in the 100s of pages on the subject). ONTD posters are being unusually sanguine. What's a Fandom_Wanker to do? Lucky for us, the ladies over on the First Church of Wentworth Miller boards have managed to work themselves up into quite the collective lather over this, thus saving the day. Witness!:
ZOMG anyone who believes Wentworth Miller is gay is 'a fucking moron'!!!1!1!11!2!
While I acknowledge the numerous 'highly suspect Dial-A-Pap[arazzi] setups with random women', I think these gay rumors are crazypants.
Whatever, it's just a bunch of loser gay bloggers that care about this, and who cares what they think? Except that he should TOTALLY SUE FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER.
Can't Luke MacFarlane just get back together with T.R. Knight so we can put this nightmare behind us?
Personal favorite: I'm with Primula on the idea of suing PH for defamation of character. While I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise, I admire him for taking legal action against any one who even suggests he may play for the other team. (!!!!!!!!!)
The solution here is obvious: Wentworth Miller needs to marry Penelope Cruz as soon as possible. Y/N?
Meet Wentworth Miller, improbably named hot star of FOX's even more improbable Prison Break. Many of Wentworth's fans are so
Wentworth is 35 years old, appears to never date, engages in frequent ambiguous pronoun usage about his love life (he's never found the right PERSON! he doesn't have time to date ANYONE! etc), cites a sextegenarian British theater diva as his ideal woman, and names board games, Starbucks, and Oz DVD marathons as some of his favorite things. Also, on a TOTALLY UNRELATED and inexplicable note, he's been plagued by persistent gay rumors for years! It's a mystery, people. I got nothin'.
Because of the persistent rumors, infamous gay Hollywood gossip blogger Perez Hilton has targeted him on numerous occasions, most recently throwing down the gauntlet, getting specific and naming names: Wentworth Miller is gay and has been in a secret relationship with TR Knight's ex-boyfriend, Luke MacFarlane of Brothers and Sisters "fame", for the last six months.
Wentworth's New Boyfriend!!!!
Very very good sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Prison Break hottie Wentworth Miller is dating fellow yummy actor Luke McFarlane.
Mouth drools.
Many of you may remember McFarlane from his brief stint as T.R. Knight’s boyfriend or from his role on the ABC show Brothers & Sisters.
And you know Wenty, of course, from your wet dreams.
“Wentworth and Luke have been secretly dating for almost six months now,” says an impeccable source close to the pair. “They’ve been very quiet about their relationship, obviously, as Wentworth is not out of the closet.”
Things between the pair are so serious that the couple are talking about moving in together, we hear.
“They spend a lot of time at each other’s houses,” says our mole. “Wentworth has been pretty reclusive since he’s become famous and he’s been even more of a shut-in since he started dating Luke.”
The pair are so close that McFarlane has even accompanied Miller to Asia to film some recent commercials and adverts, our source tells us.
“Wentworth’s become very difficult to work with,” a Fox insider adds. “He’s been cutting back immensely on the amount of press he’s doing for Prison Break. He’s very nervous about reporters asking him if he’s gay.”
Don’t be afraid of the truth, Wenty.
It shall set you free!
P.S. Don’t they look like they could be brothers? Gay men - such narcissists.
It's a challenge to find Wentworth fandom wankery, because the subject of Wentworth's maybegayness is verboten on almost all the LJ communities and all his major fanforums are locked down and require registration, precluding a great deal of wank. Also, disappointingly, though there are many many threads about the Perez article on IMDB, the tone there is relatively sane/ resigned (but it's still IMDB - there are plenty of wank nuggets to be found scattered in the 100s of pages on the subject). ONTD posters are being unusually sanguine. What's a Fandom_Wanker to do? Lucky for us, the ladies over on the First Church of Wentworth Miller boards have managed to work themselves up into quite the collective lather over this, thus saving the day. Witness!:
ZOMG anyone who believes Wentworth Miller is gay is 'a fucking moron'!!!1!1!11!2!
While I acknowledge the numerous 'highly suspect Dial-A-Pap[arazzi] setups with random women', I think these gay rumors are crazypants.
Whatever, it's just a bunch of loser gay bloggers that care about this, and who cares what they think? Except that he should TOTALLY SUE FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER.
Can't Luke MacFarlane just get back together with T.R. Knight so we can put this nightmare behind us?
Personal favorite: I'm with Primula on the idea of suing PH for defamation of character. While I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise, I admire him for taking legal action against any one who even suggests he may play for the other team. (!!!!!!!!!)
The solution here is obvious: Wentworth Miller needs to marry Penelope Cruz as soon as possible. Y/N?
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