Someone doesn't want to be Avril's Girlfriend
Band accuses Avril Lavigne of plagiarizing their song. Avril posts to her website.

"I had never heard this song in my life and their claim is based on 5 words! All songs share similar lyrics and emotions. As humans we speak one language."

And of course, the fans wank (and cannot spell). Behold such gems of wank as poetry flames.

"You are the mindless, Faceless soul of the Conglomerat that is consummerism
you butcher the english language
you are a insult to the very Base of whitch this World is Standing apon
(She's already going Thru so much"
what is that?
Let's feel sorry for her she's got tits
sickening
the fact that your 15 and still "like" her is even More Discusting
at this age(alas i follow you in age i'm only 15)
your mind should be on important things
say.. life?
pull your head outta your ass
and your ass outta the gutter
and be Human
is that So much?"

Or have your classic wankbiat comments:

"Avril is not stupid!! Although she did not finish high school i guaranee she knows how to wrote freakin' poetry, because songs are just ballads......unless you didn't know that. And she is smart enough to write a song. So just leave it okay!! I bet many other fans would say the same!"

"ahahahahah, you just pretend to hate Avril, but look at you, you seem to hate her but youre so bored that you came the HER PAGE AND EVEN CREATE AN ACCOUNT
ahahah, pathetic. dont you get it ? jerks like you will never bring her down! youre doing EXACLY the opposite thing you should do, INSULTING HER.
if you hated her, you woulndt be here insulting her on her own page. you just should ignore her
so screw up ! :)"

To cleanse your brain, enjoy this awesome Girlfriend/I Wanna Be Sedated mash-up.

EDIT: Wanky news post has been deleted from Avril's site. Anyone have screencaps?