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dutch wank, fandom: harry potter, spoilers- noooo! you bitch! you bitch!!!

Harry Potter DH spoiler wank in Dutch!
Because it's not just the native English speakers who are wanking and spoiling their little hearts out ;).

Right, bit of an explanation: There is a columnist for a website NU.nl which is basically an up-to-date and brief newswebsite. They also have columnists, like the one who wrote a column including the spoilers. Spoilerman writes a column about how he's read that leaked version of DH, and puts two spoilers in the first paragraph, which is visible as a sort of teaser for the whole column on the main website of nu.nl.

The rest of the column is basically about how much the columnist enjoys spoiling things for other people and taking the fun out of things for them.

Nu.nl has a sisterwebsite for commenting on their articles, and people are obviously not liking it. Except for those who are going LOL STOP OVERREACTING, because they find everything very amusing.

The column in which there are spoilers..

The comment section, in which there is wank..

The columnist's personal website, on which there is also wank.

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	barankhy 2007-07-19 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Dutch CAPSLOCKS OF RAGE are cuuute! Am I imagining things, or is there wank about whether or not HP is a children's book (I only skimmed, as trying to understand more than one paragraph in Dutch makes my eyes cross and my mind freeze) ? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dracothelizard 2007-07-19 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Well, basically there was some arguing about that the poor children would get the spoilers, but then the arguement was that children don't tend to read that news website, and then there were people going LOL YOU READ CHILDREN'S BOOK YOU LOSER. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-07-19 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Yay for passive semi-understanding of languages I didn't learn does the happy dance of multilingual joy ! Though now I wish I had watched a debate that aired yesterday (or the day before) on Austrian TV on whether HP turns children into godless satanist heathens. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dracothelizard 2007-07-19 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, God, they're still arguing about that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-07-19 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	As I said, it was on Austrian tv. As much as I love my home country, it can be rather not up-to-date on the wank and life in general. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dracothelizard 2007-07-19 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	But the Pope has been involved in the arguement, and for Austria, Italy is a neighbour! I think that over here some people did try to argue that it did make people Satanists, but then those people pretty much got ignored. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ru_debega 2007-07-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
	You mean there's "Think of the children" wank in there? AWESOME. Yet more proof that wankery is the universal language. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dracothelizard 2007-07-20 10:02 am UTC (link)
	Yup, there is! Even some 'think of the children's IMAGINATION AND INNOCENCE! I bet you're the kind of jerk who tells them Santa isn't real!' arguing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	joye 2007-07-19 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe this is my cultural imperialism speaking, but I'm just imagining a lot of Swedish chefs going "De ver de ver de ver de Harry Potter BORK BORK BORK BORK" (Reply to this)(Thread)

	demonbean 2007-07-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm still laughing. That was awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dracothelizard 2007-07-19 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	...I would like to see a Swedish Chef sketch of THAT. He can try to make a potion and Muppet!Snape would glare at him. I'm imagining a humanoid Sam the Eagle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	demonoflight 2007-07-20 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I know it's wrong, but I'm imagining the Snape from Potter Puppet Pals. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	passerby 2007-07-19 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	sporfle damnit, that was the last swallow of my chocolate milk, too. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2007-07-19 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	sporfles That is awesomely funny You WIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-07-20 12:22 am UTC (link)
	BORK BORK BORK BORK = swedish capslock of rage? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	GIP! wildskyrider 2007-07-20 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Since I could only understand about five words on the whole page of comments, this made me ROFL. Have an icon:) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP! joye 2007-07-20 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh awesomesauce. :D ganks (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladystarlight 2007-07-25 12:51 am UTC (link)
	FTW! passes you ALL the chocolates (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stella_polaris 2007-07-19 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, there's been FinnWank too. I have seen it with my own eyes. (Reply to this)

	magic_lilybean 2007-07-19 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Hooray! My husband loves Dutch things. I can't wait to show him. GLEE (Reply to this)

solle
2007-07-20 04:55 pm UTC (link)

Die liggen al vier weken met hun puntmuts onder de dekens te schreeuwen dat ZE HET NIET WILLEN WETEN.

Titanic vond ik een rotfilm. Daar werkte het niet, naast iemand gaan zitten en fluisteren: ´die boot zinkt zo.´

Harry zelf komt ook nog in de tweede reeks voor. Die zit uitgeblust thuis, met een naakte dwerg op schoot, tot in de oneindigheid peperdure videogames van zichzelf te spelen en verandert af en toe, voor de lol, fans die bij hem aankloppen in Bekende Nederlanders of Vara-cabaretiers.

Oh god I think I'm in love with this guy.

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	(Anonymous) 2007-08-29 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	OMG this is awesome. (Reply to this)