HP may be eclipsing the SPN crazy for the moment, but there's still plenty to go around:

nixthedarkelf posts not one, not two, but three stories to the SPN RPS community super_real without using a cut-tag. Comments are screened in the first post, so there's no telling how many requests for LJ-cuts s/h/it received, but by the third post, there are several comments asking for one.

It's nymeria's comment, however, which begins, Um, you buggered up the lj cut, again. Have you read the FAQs at all? that sends nixthedarkelf into screaming hysterics (all deleted at this point--link is to a saved copy). He begins by providing the dictionary definition of "bugger," then continues:

Are you damning me? Are you attacking my life? are you telling me that I am a Sodomite? These can be taken as personal attacks? I would not call you a "bitch or a whore" I do not know you and that would be Rude and offensive. Just like calling me, an openly Gay man, whom you do not know a damned Sodomite. I sincerly hope this is not what you intended. Since it is a common slang word used in the UK. Interesting though the word Faggot is used in the States here to mean the same thing and is used to mean the same thing as Bugger. It is interesting how people will use a word without any forethought of the concsequences. Such a silly word can insue....Well any way dear, I hope you have a pleasent evening, and may the Lord Jesus Christ Bless you.

When nymeria and others boggle at this, he continues:

You know what I'm leaving super real because I did take offence, It's my poragative to take offence to offence daragatory remarks by people who don't understand I don't really need them so thank you for Jumping my shit because some one in your group used offensive language I guess thats what live journals all about I going to contact the people who run live journal with the offensive remasrks and lets see how crazy I really am.

and

Fuck off you stupid son of a bitch I cannot stand you bastards i'm gitting your FUCKING GROUP SANCTIONED FOR HATE SPEECH SO FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING WHORE...

and

Stop emailing me i left your group you all have succedded i bow to your stupidity my angewr got the best of me but you peoples comments did not exactly help.

Then his "agent" shows up, threatening legal action (the comment was deleted, but nymeria had a saved copy; all paragraph breaks mine):

My name is Richard Lee. I do not appreciate what I have seen from your group since Will joined not even 12 hours ago. According to many resources to use Bugger in the context that you did implied something that I consider unspeakable. As a Lesbian, you should know better. As a Lesbian you too are a hypocrite to even use the term. These are just simply unacceptable. Because of general stupidity I have recommended to Will that it is in his best intrest to leave. I have purused your site and have found you wanting.

DO NOT REPLY OR EMAIL HIM AGAIN. THEY WILL BE FORWARDED TO ME AND THEN TO OUR ATTORNEY. HE is an Author and has enough evidence to sancion you for harrassment. But then again It is easy to be a mob. It is difficult to go against the crowd. He tried to work the LJ script from 3 am until about 11PM CST. It must not be as easy as you think since he has read all the FAQ's I sat here and watched. It looked fine to me when he was finished. And now BECAUSE of You Nymeria NO ONE WILL GET TO KNOW HIM.

Oh did I fail to share that everything that has happened in the 3 posts he posted actually happened. All I can say is that it is truly a good thing that none of you are from any real church. Or I would have to start all over again with him. I warned him about castrating lesbians, but I guess you can take your toys and stick them where you will get pleasure. because it is all you will get. Super_Real Yeah Ill bet. As far as I have seen, It is all Super Fake. Oh, sorry, forgot the underscore. SUPER_FAKE.

He cussed you out because of all your stupidity and comments. You all assumed that he knew that he understood how to work this thing. Oh you are typical. you are petty, you are not worth the air I breathe. If you had clairified what you had meant in the beginning instead of provoking and making fun of him, ALL of you would have got to know a really great guy. You are the Losers here. you should have done a better job in welcoming a new commer and ledning assitance from your knowledge, as little as it may have been, it would have been much better.

So go back to writing your pornography about TWO MEN whom you lust after, who are not together, oh and I am sure Sandy Jared's Fiance really appreciates the explicit filth you people write. Will on the other hand, was writing from his life experience as a means of closure. He just put Jensen and Jared's manes in to satisfy you. I hope that you enjoyed reading about Will...I mean Jared and Robbie will's I mean Jensen, Jared's boyfriend. did you ever stop to wonder why these stories were SUPER REAL? No one could make this stuff up.

I have had to deal with the pain he has gone through. I guess that he will post them somewhere else. He normally is not this angry. I had to sort through your sordid comments and I figued it out. Just go away. Leave him alone. Is this all you have to do with your lives? what sad lives you all must lead. Your only friend is a computer. amd made up imaginary romances that will never happen. Sad Sad Sad. They call Americans stupid. At least we have lives.

And then, for extra fun, nixthedarkelf shows up in the super_real mod's (gwentastic's) LJ with a letter from his agent/internet lawyer (again, all paragraph breaks mine):

I was made fun of
I don't trust you, I have left your group....And I shall not return. I was so angry with the people their, the called me a bugger,"Cock sucking Faggot" yes I cussed them back after 150 e-mails. H ad you read my partners post about contacting our attorney you would not have replied to me. oh well I guess I'll ad this to the 150 e-mails I have save. I have no doubt that you will start harrasing me as well With your group I expect any thin....

You know you really should moderate this place better Super_real in my personal opinion is Super_Fake. I can't believe that provoking someone to so much anger that even type responses because they are crying and having a panic attack is ok with you and then you have the audacity to tell me I wasn't being made fun of these must be your friends.. I definately hold you the moderator responsible for the trauma I have endured I had death threats from psychotic lesbians there words not mine. all because i posted that the definition of bugger in Merriam Webster Dictionary is "A DAMNED SODOMITE".

The sad thing was the woman who called me that is a lesbian I told her that to call me that would be like me calling her a"Bitch or a whore" I never called her those words they where examples but every one jumped me any way I guess I really am a stupid "Cock Sucking Faggot" like your members called me.

I have deleted all the hate speech from my journal but I still have copies of it in my email. Live journal won't do any thing about but my Attorney will you see I have novels that are published and random house and my agent were horrified by the actions of super_real YOUR group.... apearantly they thought I was joking the first 15 times I SAID STOP CONTACTING ME and the law says after 1 time it's enough

You probably won't do any thing about it but I have all 150 posts and this one is going to my attorney in case you try to start harrasing me as well. Yeah one girl told me I was over reacting that it's common practice to tell some one that if they don't right a sequel they will hound them.........they called me crazy I personally feel that you people have lost your grip on reality I'm not a professional but you guys need one.

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My name is Richard Lee. I am Mr. Hughey's Agent. It is my responsibility to manage "unsavory" fans, and or Threatening communications. Our Attorneys are currently researching who has started this "group". Because there are many who are from the United kingdoms, this will be a Federal Harassment suite. According to the law in the United States, this is punishable by a number of years in a Federal Penatentraty. I personally have spoken to Random House Publishing. They are also preparing a case. My recommendation is to Cease and Desist from Contacting My client.

But there's a twist! His claims of being a published author are TRUE! One wonders why Random House is preparing the case when his epics, Dawn Breaks For Lamenting Jasmine and The Oil of Amaranth, appear to be self-published, but I'm sure nymeria and gwentastic will have ample time to discover the connection on their way to the federal penatentraty after the harassment suite...

ETA: How could I miss his userinfo?

What to say about me? Well, I am 28 live with my Partner in Missouri. My hubbie tells me that I am a hottie, but that is for him to know. I have written 2 books, and am thinking of writing a Children's book. I also love the show Supernatural and being a Gay man I will be writing Supernatural Slash. Nothing sick, just romantic drama, since I am also a Christian. if you are looking for smut this is not the place for you. You will be greatly disappointed.

ETA, pt. 2: Apparently his "agent" is also his co-pastor. Go figure.