The Julia Bohemian Wank Saga
I bring you an update about the wank that has been going down in the House fandom over the last two months. You all might remember one julia_bohemian, who was mentioned in this post.

julia_bohemian is an exceptional wanker who has hassled the House fandom for several weeks. This is a recap of what she's been up to.

Warning: there are some NSFW icons in the comments of the wank threads.

In her very first post to the house_wilson community, she opens her entry with these words:
Someone suggested I try posting in this community. So, I'm going to post chapter one of a story I've been writing on the fanfiction website. It's currently up to chapter 56. I didn't think there were that many of you who posted here and didn't also read from the fanfiction website. But, if I get a decent show of interest from the first chapter, then I'll go to the trouble of posting the rest.

Despite the rather rude wording, the h_w crowd welcomed her and read and commented on her fic. All went well, until she posted an update to her then-current WIP without a story header or any sort of warnings. Due to the violent content of the chapter, people called her on it, which led to julia_bohemian putting this note above her next update:
(Okay, you all have nagged me, so I'm doing this the "correct" way. Apparently, people don't appreciate the possibility of character death without being forewarned. Silly me, I thought this was just fiction.)

People complained about the note, but for some reason the wank stayed rather small. julia_bohemian kept posting her story updates including this in the header:
Title: Strangulation
Rating: Not a comedy as the title implies: Very dark, includes violence and possible death. [...]

Due to her display of the inability to treat people in a decent way, however, her comment rates dropped. This led to the epic wank on housefic that was reported in this post here on fandom_wank. The housefic entry itself has been deleted by now, but you can find a recap of events and a few quotes right here.

The wank ended with julia_bohemian leaving the cruel internet forever; not without making sure to announce it on LJ, ff.net and TWoP, first, though.

She's not done yet, though. She barely even started.

Not a week later, julia_bohemian's LJ is un-bahleeted (though friends-only), and she returns to the House fandom in former glory. She starts posting her fanfic again. No more than two days later, this entry appears on stupid_free. Apparently, julia_bohemian has plugged her fanfiction in lowercase at the (in)famous community capslock_house, which user info page clearly states the rules:
THINGS TO DO ALL THE TIME
1. USE CAPSLOCK. WE KNOW WHEN YOU'RE JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY. GTFO.

Unsurprisingly, epic wankery ensues. Go here or here to read the highlights, which include such marvels as julia_bohemian using lowercase on purpose and claiming that she "VISITED [THE] COMMUNITY -WITHOUT REALIZING IT.". There's also a discussion about slugs.

julia_bohemian goes to set up a new profile where she declares herself superior to everyone else and says that "Wanking and Trolling are things of which to be ashamed" and that she places "them up there with child molesting and elderly abuse.". A fake profile with a lot of macros is set up, but LJ makes the people who set it up take it down again. Sadly, I cannot provide screencaps of this.

The wank blows over and everybody settles back into their old routine. julia_bohemian continues to post her fic, people mainly ignore her. Then, julia_bohemian proves she hasn't lost her spark by posting a rather rude request for art in her comment to an art post of one of the House fandom's more well known artists. People are not pleased with her. julia_bohemian fails once more to back down and admit to her mistake, and claims that "it was actually more rude of [one of the other people] to point out that [they] thought [she] was rude and [they] seemed disappointed that [she] didn't fall down all over [her]self apologizing for it.". She is also very sad that "Now, because of this, Elicia [the artist] has removed [her] from her friend list and [she] removed her from [hers].", disregarding the fact that Elicia never had her on her f-list to begin with.

Not a day later, julia_bohemian posts a new update to her story to the house_wilson community. She marks it as "not Poeia safe". poeia is a more or less active member in the house_wilson community.
The reason behind this warning is that apparently, on TWoP the warning "Poeia safe/not Poeia safe" is used with permission of poeia herself to mark stories that involve excessive torture. Most people on house_wilson did not know that, though, and so, angry comments ensue.
julia_bohemian does not deem it necessary to clarify the issue, though. She gets defensive and starts attacking the LJ crowd in general. On this notion, other people chime in. [Small note on the side: I must admit to own involvement in this wank, as the second link proves. Also, these links go to a recap on capslock_house, because the original entry on house_wilson has been bahleeted.]//ETA: Lookit that - someone posted a cap of the whole wank to CLH (thanks to wihluta from LJ for this link).

julia_bohemian changes her profile yet again. poeia posts an entry to house_wilson, providing much-needed clarification on the "not Poeia safe" warning issue. This post gets quite wanky rather quickly, too, and after julia_bohemian adds her two cents, the mods decide to delete it. There are no screencaps that I know of, but there is a wank recap to be found here.

At this point, it seems like not only the House fandom, but also julia_bohemian decides that enough is enough. She bahleets her journal for the second time, this time however forgoing any flounce announcements or martyr declarations. She changes her ff.net profile back to the one she put up on LJ after the wank on capslock_house. Be sure to check it out! There's mention of the fandom_wank community. //ETA: Profile has been deleted. She might put it up again, though. It was essentially what she said in this profile.

Will she manage to stay away this time? Be sure to stay tuned to see what happens!