MOD POST: We would like you to read this. If you don't we would like you to send us boobs. NOW.
Welcome n00bs!

Before you do anything, READ OUR USER INFO!

Yes, it's long.

Yes, it's very long.

But it's important. Our big rules are there. Breaking any of them will get you warned and/or banned.

The mods are creatures of whim. phosfate might call you a "whiny little fuckstick." sepiamagpie might call you a "whore." eljuno might create a whole 'nother comm where he can rule you with an iron fist. apoplexia might kill you in your sleep, so don't ever give him your address. sorchar's the one with Uglycat, and panthea is the funny one, and I'm the one who has to hear about all the mean girls in high school. Oh, I almost forgot wankprophet: direct all marriage proposals and offers to bear internet babies his way.

The user info has handy links to our other comms (if they're wank comms, most of our rules apply there, unless otherwise noted), and to our wiki (which is down right now, but will be back soon). The user info is required reading, but the wiki is not.

Remember, we are not nice here. We are here to mock fandom wankiness. We are all wankers ourselves, and often turn on and mock each other. If you chose to misinterpret the name of the comm, and decide it is an invitation, do not be surprised when we mock you for wanking in the comments.

Be prepared to eat your own. EDIT: By which I mean, this comm is mostly self-modding. So if you get told by another member you're doing something wrong, LISTEN. The mods only come around for the serious shit, and that's because we're really lazy. Pass the doritos, plz.

Welcome to fandom_wank.