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Egplant dike ass ([info]jrs1980) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-08-12 15:26:00


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Entry tags:actors, taking it too seriously

A LEGAND HAS PASSED. YOU NEED TO RESPECT THIS. THE GAME BOARD AND WHAT'S HER FACE, IS VERY TACKY!!!!
Merv Griffin died today.

Or, as www.tmz.com put it:



83 90 135 175 comments thus far. Among them are repeated outraged pearl-clutching, people saying get over it because Merv would have liked that!, claims that TMZ has jumped the shark, flooding and random slams against Harvey Levin and Perez Hilton, and questions as to why Vanna is clapping and smiling. There's also repeated statements that gay butt sex causes prostate cancer, which I think would be news to some oncologists and most of these people.

Pretty darn small, but I'm amused. The Jerry Falwell post got like 4500 comments, so this should continue to grow.




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(Anonymous)
2007-08-12 10:38 pm UTC (link)
I'll try the letter A...

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(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-08-12 10:47 pm UTC
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dementedjen
2007-08-12 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I really don't get why everyone's going batshit insane over this TMZ post. It almost seems that everyone who possibly CAN take the wrong way, DID take it the wrong way. Epic Fail.

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(no subject) - [info]lysana, 2007-08-14 01:41 am UTC

[info]airborne_rodent
2007-08-12 10:58 pm UTC (link)
14. wheel of fortune is the best show ever to grace a television screen. RIP Merv Griffin, may you find a better place

If he's lucky it'll be a place where "Wheel of Fortune" doesn't air.

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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2007-08-12 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airborne_rodent, 2007-08-12 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-08-13 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2007-08-13 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2007-08-13 03:19 am UTC
I...can't...stop...myself...
[info]katemonkey
2007-08-12 11:02 pm UTC (link)
MERV GRIFFIN!!

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Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]daylightsparks, 2007-08-12 11:27 pm UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]komorebi, 2007-08-12 11:38 pm UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]cellardoor28, 2007-08-12 11:56 pm UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]reeve, 2007-08-13 12:40 am UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]puipui, 2007-08-13 12:47 am UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]out_bottle, 2007-08-13 02:31 am UTC
Re: I...can't...stop...myself... - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-08-13 08:01 pm UTC

[info]immoralilly
2007-08-12 11:31 pm UTC (link)
I have only the vaguest idea who Merv Griffin was, but that picture made me laugh so hard I spat out the Jaffa Cake I was eating.

This probably makes me a very wicked person, but I can't help it.

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(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-08-12 11:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-08-13 02:55 am UTC
*curious* - [info]romanesque, 2007-08-13 06:01 am UTC
Re: *curious* - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2007-08-13 06:40 am UTC
Re: *curious* - [info]lady7jane, 2007-08-13 06:50 am UTC
Re: *curious* - (Anonymous), 2007-08-13 09:14 am UTC
Re: *curious* - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2007-08-13 09:54 am UTC
Re: *curious* - [info]yaoiko, 2007-08-13 02:09 pm UTC
Re: *curious* - [info]taviblue, 2007-08-13 07:07 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-08-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
huh. I thought he died like 3 years ago.

And yes, gay sex causes cells to mutate into cancer cells. Geez, didn't people learn that in health class? :P


-gigglestheblood@lj

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[info]seiberwing
2007-08-13 12:08 am UTC (link)
Can I get a link to the buttsex comments?

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[info]hollywdliz
2007-08-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
I for one am shocked, shocked, that TMZ.com, previously a FINE UPSTANDING NEWS ORGANIZATION, would stoop so low! TMZ.com, they should take away your Pulitzers!!1!!one

Truly, I think the best part is Vanna smiling and clapping. Heh.

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GIP! - [info]puckity, 2007-08-13 10:04 am UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]hollywdliz, 2007-08-13 09:59 pm UTC

[info]katarin
2007-08-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
"Why is Vanna so blissfully happy?"

umm, because her face is stuck that way people. She hasn't changed expressions in YEARS. She has no other emotion besides blissfully happy.

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(no subject) - [info]quietladybirman, 2007-08-13 12:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-08-13 12:26 am UTC
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I look forward to your best selling book - [info]katarin, 2007-08-13 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-08-13 12:26 am UTC
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[info]eljuno
2007-08-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
Of course gay butt sex causes cancer! Gay butt sex also kills baby seals and causes kittens to become addicted to heroin. God, you people need to pay more attention.

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[info]shouldknobetter
2007-08-13 01:10 am UTC (link)
Who cares about Merv? Vanna still looks hot for a 65yr old.

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[info]vzg
2007-08-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
I'm extremely amused by this Wheel of Fortune generator.

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[info]pandonkey
2007-08-13 01:51 am UTC (link)
It's a shame no one remembers Merv's greatest role: "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?"

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-08-13 05:08 am UTC

[info]eso_si_que
2007-08-13 02:09 am UTC (link)
Huh? Sorry, there's dead Merv Griffin wank on that site? I got distracted by the Keira Knightley archive, particularly this picture. I can't explain why I lust for her so, but damn she's one hot twig.

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2007-08-13 02:55 am UTC (link)
very CRUDE AND LOW CLASS

Yes very low class. Those darned poor people with their tasteless macros. Or maybe you were thinking of a different word?

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[info]pink_rhombus
2007-08-13 02:59 am UTC (link)
The only time Wheel of Fortune was actually entertaining was back when they still had the Lazy Susan of Shit at the end where you could pick out your terrifying and overpriced "prizes".

"I'll take the mushroom-shaped, paisley-patterned, ceramic salt and pepper shakers for $1750.00 and the rest on a gift certificate, Pat."

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
That's hilarious. Despite my lack of knowledge of Merv Griffen's brain, I'm sure he would have enjoyed it--who *wouldn't*?

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(no subject) - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-08-13 05:41 am UTC

[info]rabbitshag
2007-08-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
That macro and the hate that flows after it so abundantly wins my day.

So that there gay butt sex? Any different from the general anal sex?

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(no subject) - [info]amberwaves, 2007-08-13 07:25 am UTC

[info]iapetus
2007-08-13 07:06 am UTC (link)
TMZ sh_ws n_ cl_ss.

Now I'm imagining the thread losing all its vowels because no one wants to spend the money on them.

And no matter what, all of this is making me want to play Wheel of Fortune for the NES. Time to dig it out.

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(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-08-13 07:16 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-08-13 08:38 am UTC (link)
I don't know who this is D: The wank just mildly amuses me.

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[info]joye
2007-08-13 08:50 am UTC (link)
I love how these are people checking a website for dirty secrets and unflattering photographs of famous people. But they would never, never, make a snarky image. FOR SHAME.

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-13 08:51 am UTC (link)
TMZ, not the most pc way to do that, but funny though. I'm stuck on people posting that butt sex causes prostate cancer. Maybe I should warn my uncle

Xd

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[info]caito
2007-08-13 09:51 am UTC (link)
I get the feeling that really good gay butt sex is totally worth it.

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[info]sahz
2007-08-13 10:08 am UTC (link)
More than 350 comments now. And almost all are of SHOCK and OUTRAGE.

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