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Moira Katson (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} demonbean) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2007-08-12 23:04:00 |
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Warcraft brings the smut
While one might think that the announcement about Wrath of the Lich King ("Hero classes! Destructable buildings! New hairstyles!") might have caused a considerable amount of drama, this wank comes from somewhere else: namely, "She cheated on me over Ventrilo!"
Note: For those who aren't the gaming type, Ventrilo is a voice-chat system groups can use during raids. For when, you know ... typing isn't fast enough. Also, as almost any of us could have predicted, Ventrilo is also used for the same thing that the rest of the internet is used for: namely, porn.
The original story goes thus: in short, Demeter and Gilgamesh run a guild, and are in real life also married. Demeter (the husband) finds out that Gilgamesh (the wife; we've reversed genders in our name choices, apparently) has been cybering over Ventrilo with some members of the guild. So he makes a post about leaving and /gkick-ing her, and offers the guild up for e-sale.
It escalates. It escalates to 26 pages! Bring the, "Oh god, I'm so sorry"s, closely followed by the, "LOL YOU FOOL"s and the "Can I get in on it"s, and garnished (as a wank delicacy) by opposing cries of, "You need to pay more attention to your wife!" and "Women can't be trusted!"
Most of the threads in the main WoW forum get deleted, but Dionysus is handy enough to give us a dictionary of the wank here.
Conspiracy theories abound, and the whole thing is expected to explode to high heaven (like it hadn't already) tomorrow, when Gilgamesh is expected to return from vacation.
While one might think that the announcement about Wrath of the Lich King ("Hero classes! Destructable buildings! New hairstyles!") might have caused a considerable amount of drama, this wank comes from somewhere else: namely, "She cheated on me over Ventrilo!"
Note: For those who aren't the gaming type, Ventrilo is a voice-chat system groups can use during raids. For when, you know ... typing isn't fast enough. Also, as almost any of us could have predicted, Ventrilo is also used for the same thing that the rest of the internet is used for: namely, porn.
The original story goes thus: in short, Demeter and Gilgamesh run a guild, and are in real life also married. Demeter (the husband) finds out that Gilgamesh (the wife; we've reversed genders in our name choices, apparently) has been cybering over Ventrilo with some members of the guild. So he makes a post about leaving and /gkick-ing her, and offers the guild up for e-sale.
It escalates. It escalates to 26 pages! Bring the, "Oh god, I'm so sorry"s, closely followed by the, "LOL YOU FOOL"s and the "Can I get in on it"s, and garnished (as a wank delicacy) by opposing cries of, "You need to pay more attention to your wife!" and "Women can't be trusted!"
Most of the threads in the main WoW forum get deleted, but Dionysus is handy enough to give us a dictionary of the wank here.
Conspiracy theories abound, and the whole thing is expected to explode to high heaven (like it hadn't already) tomorrow, when Gilgamesh is expected to return from vacation.
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