Moving this over from clarivoyantwank because it's getting wanky very fast.

Cute House couple Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison announce that their engagement is called off.

Over at house_cameron, there are varying reactions of glee, interrogating texts from the wrong right perspective, hope that scriptwriters will stop writing RPF, and calls of OMG THANK GOD Jenmo can do better, let's find her a new guy!

My favourite response so far has to be from diagnosticmad who gets her tinhat on, with bonus unable-to-tell-reality-from-fiction.

Aaaaaand 808song says what the rest of us are thinking: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Randomly, does a jurisimprudence law exist for how quickly the batshit in a certain fandom gets compared to Harry Potter insanity? Because there totally should be.

ETA: Finally there is questioning of what on earth this all has to do with H/C, but not to be be dissuaded by this, kianainhi soon after offers her lengthy thoughts on yaoi.

ETA 2: It's almost like if you say the word "Harmoanian" enough, they actually show up. Like Bloody Mary, in a way.

ETA 3: Awww, there are deleted comments in this thread! Some are archived here for your perusal. There's also a dressing down of the mod for making those comments - being the lurker that I am, I didn't actually realise it was the mod of house_cameron that wanted to do the matchmaking! How sweet.

And Now with extra irony! housom_baa: "Lovers and co-workers...is baaaaad. Really bad. Almost never works." Which is why you're in a shipping community for two characters that are coworkers, right?