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Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty ([info]mistressrenet) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-08-23 20:24:00


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Current mood:Caffeinated
Entry tags:fandom: wraeththu, taking it too seriously

But what color is your seed?
Storm Constantine's Wraeththu books are high Gothic, post-apocalyptic, purple prosey, epic novels about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed' who fuck everyone they like but only 'bond' permanently through a blood exchange.*

Surprisingly, the [info]raythoo comm is generally free of wank, but [info]har_nukleopatra is determined to change all that!



Hi! I really want to take a blood bond with my chesnari, but I don't know exactly what it would entail. I'm imagining cutting of the inner arms and then pressing the two cuts together and tying it with a ribbon or something...

In the Wraeththu-verse:

Chesnari = lifemate
Har = Wraeththu (magic hermaphrodite)

Several people gently suggest alternatives, pointing out the wide gap between fantasy and reality.

Then [info]sharz loses hir shit.

Being a rather deluded and woefully ignorant Wraeththu/ Pete Burns fan doesn't give you automatic viral/bacterial/toxin immunity.

You are not a post apocalyptic fictitious creature as much as you'd like to be. Your body does not possess the means to speedily rid itself of toxins, tars and infections, virus like hara so please do not try to act like them...


Not very big, but we learn about mosquitoes, politeness, depression, and more!

The action's in this thread.



* An absurd and not entirely accurate summation.




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[info]loquaciousquark
2007-08-24 03:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, [info]sharz. You made me lol all over myself. :(

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[info]quaedam
2007-08-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
Storm Constantine's Wraeththu books are high Gothic, post-apocalyptic, epic novels about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed' who fuck everyone they like but only 'bond' permanently through a blood exchange.*

Nothing in the wank itself can possibly be funnier than that single sentence.

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Storm... Constantine...?
[info]fevered_ego
2007-08-24 03:59 am UTC (link)
...Move over, Goreanism!

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2007-08-24 04:01 am UTC (link)
Wait, back up...colorful WHAT? As in...you know... D:

You are not a post apocalyptic fictitious creature as much as you'd like to be.

Your right leg isn't silly at all and your left leg only does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. [/Monty Python]

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[info]shirahime
2007-08-24 04:05 am UTC (link)

high Gothic, post-apocalyptic, epic novels about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed'

So if they circle jerk, they make rainbows?

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Icon! - [info]poisonyoulove, 2007-08-24 01:01 pm UTC
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[info]shahrizai
2007-08-24 04:15 am UTC (link)
Awww, you forgot to talk about the horrible sex metaphors! People think seme and uke is bad...what about sex described as the bottom's inner flower opening up, and the top's snake snapping in and...yeah, I could get the book out but I really don't feel like it. But yeah, that part makes me crack up so much.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-08-24 04:30 am UTC (link)
Normally I'm on the side of the person who isn't taking fiction too seriously, but [info]sharz needs to get a grip. Reading through, it also looks like [info]har_nukleopatra isn't actually going to go through with it, but is more curious about the procedure than anything else.

Also, we did have a pet medical leech for a while which we attempted to feed off of our blood, so we are willing to accept any risks!

I'm not sure whether to be intrigued or grossed out.

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[info]mcity
2007-08-24 05:16 am UTC (link)
Storm Constantine's Wraeththu books are high Gothic, post-apocalyptic, purple prosey, epic novels about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed' who fuck everyone they like but only 'bond' permanently through a blood exchange.*
I think I read that fic came across art like that once. Randomly. Completely by accident.

Seriously, I did read a crappy furryfic with hermaphrodites who had fruit-flavored manjuice once. I still D: everytime I think of it. It, and the sequel.

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[info]cyndra_falin
2007-08-24 05:37 am UTC (link)
Sharz needs to pull that splintered stick out of hir ass.

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[info]erinya
2007-08-24 05:39 am UTC (link)
Wow, he loves his exclamation points. With magical multicolored hermaphrodite love, one assumes.

Poor exclamation points. D:

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[info]out_bottle
2007-08-24 05:41 am UTC (link)
Yes, it would be nice to me to say it politely...it would even be very mature of me. Very professional. Very humane and compassionate. But it isn't mandatory and I’m staying up at 3AM in the morning to see if this guy has seen any sense yet or is at least slightly more medically informed.

Because she'll stay up and rant like a meany ALL NIGHT just to break the OP's Zen-like poltie calm!



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[info]wolfsamurai
2007-08-24 09:40 am UTC (link)
I read "high Gothic" and "post-apocalyptic" and my brain went "Oooh!" and then I read the rest of the sentence and went "Ugh". Sad. I'll keep the good bits in mind though, as it may generate interesting plot bunnies.

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-08-24 09:57 am UTC (link)
about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed'

Don't forget that it's also highly toxic to everything but other magic hermaphrodites.

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[info]ru_debega
2007-08-24 10:11 am UTC (link)
Storm Constantine.

Storm Constantine.

Storm Constantine.

...wank? What wank? Storm motherfucking Constantine. Quick, someone tell me that this isn't her real name so I don't feel so bad for laughing.

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[info]anonyrat
2007-08-24 10:30 am UTC (link)
For the record, there's a tabletop RPG based on this series.

Supposedly the mechanics are terrible, but since I imagine the sort of people who want to pretend to be magic hermaphrodites with flower penises probably don't care.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-08-24 10:46 am UTC (link)
Storm Constantine's Wraeththu books are high Gothic, post-apocalyptic, purple prosey, epic novels about magical hermaphrodites with colorful 'seed' who fuck everyone they like but only 'bond' permanently through a blood exchange.

For bonus hilarity, replace "Storm" with "John" as I did.

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
har_nukleopatra writes:

I believe that once capitalism is replaced with s o c i a l i s m* gender will soon cease to matter and eventually cease to exist. Once there is no difference between 'men' and 'women' in society's eyes, why would those titles stay in use? If all people are equal, why would someone call them by two different names? It's so crazy! But yeah, once people realise that everyone is equal, they'll soon realise how dumb it is to categorise people in that way.


Yay, right on brother/sister/whatever!

Poor little sod - he knows all about Gender Studies, and has not a clue about men and women. No wonder he wants to be a fictional hermaphrodite. I wonder if he thought he was Batman when he was little. Sorry, Batperson.


* Also, Journalfen will not allow me to post the word _s o c i a l i s m_ Help, I'm being oppressed!

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[info]elemcee
2007-08-24 04:15 pm UTC (link)
...I must read these books. They sound like amazing crack.

Yes, it would be nice to me to say it politely...it would even be very mature of me. Very professional. Very humane and compassionate. But it isn't mandatory and I’m staying up at 3AM in the morning to see if this guy has seen any sense yet or is at least slightly more medically informed.


It's nice that she cares so much, isn't it? :D

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[info]kami
2007-08-24 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I can't believe anyone likes Storm's writing enough to actually slap themselves into one of her fantasy lands.

I wonder if he thinks doing his sister is like 'the one true love' too. That seemed to be the theme in all her books with the exception of a few. Hell, he may as well go all the way.

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[info]nagaina
2007-08-24 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Okay, this is a burning question that has plagued me ever since it appeared on RPG.net's Tangency Forum:

What would a Wraeththu blowjob look like and has anyone ever seen one and lived to tell the tale?

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[info]themadmermaid
2007-08-24 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I liked this from [info]sharz's personal post on the debacle:

Call me old fashioned but I'd rather get infected from vaginal discharge or semen. At least I'd be having fun doing it.

These crazy kids! Isn't getting The Funk from screwing enough anymore?

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-24 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Someday, I am determined to get through that trilogy. Just for the up-fuckedness of it all. I made it through the first book, and then got...somewhere around the bizarre ass baby making explanation in the second book, and my brain just shut down.

Why would you want to be an ass baby making hermaphrodite? I know they're supposed to be pretty, but damn, seriously.

I also picked up another one of Constantine's books, because sometimes I like bad fanfic-esque urple prose, and it's all Rape Angst Rapity Angst Angst Rape Drugs Angst. With random metaphors.

What would we do without modern 'literature'?

~ Konitsu

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(Anonymous)
2007-08-24 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I followed one of the links to the Amazon page (http://www.amazon.com/Wraeththu-Storm-Constantine/dp/0312890001/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-3356486-7873429?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187915127&sr=8-1), and one of the reviews is titled "Fascinating look at a possible future..."

Um, wut? If gendered hermaphrodites with colorful rainbow sperm and inter-dimensional uterine travel is a possible future, it's one I hope I never, ever witness. O.O

- jellibean on LJ

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