There's a movie based on Joust - you know, the early-80s arcade game about dueling ostriches - in the works, too, but that doesn't mean Joust had a great story to it.

Wow, I remember watching my boyfriend play that in the arcade.

(Occasionally he'd let me play, though I think only so he could laugh at how bad I was. Nearly put me off video games for life. But I digress even further...)

Not sure how the heck they could make a movie out of it but how bad can battle ostriches be? Well, pretty bad I guess.