By way of Wank Report. Small, and it's one person doing 95% percent of the wanking, but oh how batshit that wank is.

ckll, last seen receiving cryptic letters from someone who may or may not work for Supernatural and who may or may not be fictional, is apparently trying to work her way through every wank cliche she can get her hands on. Having covered the Super Secret Fan category, she has now moved on to possible Pseuicide.

She posts a fairly innocent-looking post to dean_sam, searching for a new roommate for the upcoming Supernatural convention in Chicago. (I like the tags on the post.) There are also vague references to her making the same post in her own friends-locked journal, but possibly with more whining. Her original roommate feels the need to post in the con community, windycity_spn, explaining why she can't be ckll's roommate. (She cancelled the reservation for financial reasons.) ckll shows up to defend herself. "Shame on you!" she says. And she kind of makes a point, that she hadn't accused abydosww of anything. However, the thread rapidly goes downhill from there.

ckll appears to have deleted most of her own comments, but thanks to the anonymouse I have screencaps. (You can pretty much tell what's going on in the original thread anyway, thanks to people copying and pasting what she said into their comments.)

She didn't let me know about the cancellation in time.
When should she have let you know, five years ago? For that matter, you apparently made your own reservation, so what's the problem?
In my country, you talk with someone after you cancel. (Uh, isn't that what she did?)
We're not in your country.


At least one person offered to share their room with you, so stop complaining.
But it was after I'd already made a reservation. (So cancel it?)

My favorite part: Because I have to spend extra $$ on the hotel room, I can't afford an operation to remove three tumors from my body. I'm not lying: I wrote about it in my journal in the past. Uhhh...yes. Lying: you're doing it wrong. Also, I like that she feels the need to bring up that defense before anyone accuses her of lying.
Then why are you spending $500 on a con and whatever it takes to fly to the states?

Bonus defriendings! Ckll's response, which only makes minimal sense to me</>.

Complete caps here. Thank you, anonymouse.