Gamefaqs.com wank!
I know posting gamefaqs wank is like shooting fish in a barrel, but yeesh, this is bad even for them.

Anyway, apparently Nintendo is remaking the original Metroid for the GBA. I'm thinking that's great for various reasons, including seeing the original with sellout spiffy GBA graphics.

But, the people at Gamefaqs.com still aren't sure if it's a remake or not, and even if it's a remake, all they can do is bitch.

And as a special bonus, A wonderful "debate" about a completely different Metroid game that's somehow in the Metroid: Zero board.

Gamefaqs.com never ceases to amaze me.