I'm a Rennie, You're not a Rennie, Wouldn't you like to be a Rennie too?
In the LJ community Renfaire Worker there is an off and on debate about who qualifies as what in the Ren Faire World. Most of these have been rather tame and short.

Enter jcterminal who has come to preach the gospel to the unwashed masses (probably because the faire didn't spring for showers for their employees) as to who can be bestowed upon the title of True Rennie and who are the wanna-bees.

Oh, but the unwashed have a problem with his words. In fact they have a lot of problems with the gospel according to Jcterminal. But of course those people are evil and should be infected with AIDs or some other horrible thing.

the Gospel according to St. JcTerminal

EDITED to try to lose my fail at HTML