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Pyrate Jenni (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pyratejenni) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2007-10-23 18:29:00 |
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| Entry tags: | dead gay headmaster, fandom: harry potter, person: fpb |
"You don't know the history of men in love! I DO!"
From the Self-Aggrandizing Department of Wankery, long-winded wanker fpb responds to Dumbledore's outing. He includes part of a poem he wrote to the woman he's married to in his head, Debbie:
Love is more likely to make Bayard or Achilles into a terrified sheep; or, as I put it rather more poetically in some lines to Debbie,
O Love, the mountains bend their proud heads down,
And lions hide in your lap their royal frown.
There's some ...interesting.... comments. ataniell93 tosses her in two cents, and adds the only bit of common sense in the post:
If a man kept hanging around my house and never rang my doorbell 40 times, I'd call the police. I wouldn't want a man with a chest monster to court me but I'm not into creepy stalkers either. Guy hangs around and stares and never speaks, convinced he's unworthy of your love--next thing you know he's shooting the President and telling everybody he did it because you're so wonderful.fpb responds:
Honey - I described my own behaviour. I thought I had made that clear enough. You are either extremely foolish or so caught up in modern crap notions about "stalkers" that you cannot tell the difference. Either way, you have completely failed to understand what I was saying.
Well, if you wanted to unleash a roaring animal, you just managed it. I am angry and disgusted at your reaction.
No response from ataniell93, but she's probably looking for a rolled-up newspaper to swat the roaring animal.
And he goes on again about how JKR Was Wrong. There's even a mention about how someone lied about his views on F_W to make him look like a racist. And here I thought he did that all by himself!
ETA: johncwright: squeeing FPB fanboy or squeeing FPB fanboy in WUV?
