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fuzzybluelogic ([info]fuzzybluelogic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-11-12 06:04:00
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Entry tags:comics, religion

Bring out the....COMFY CHAIR!
Prepare yourself for a shock, [info]scans_daily is fertile ground for Witch Wank.

No. Seriously.

Old Skool Sabrina the Teenage Witch had offended poor [info]bluefall which trivializes the Bullshit Burning and/or Drowning Times!

Gosh, there's just... nothing as funny as validating the paranoid Dark Ages rhetoric that was responsible for the horrible burning or drowning deaths of thousands of innocent women throughout history, usually for the crime of being remotely educated or otherwise violating the status quo.

Because Sabrina is shown to float in water.

Like a bar of Ivory Soap a joke only one person got, god, I'm so old.

And they're off!

EDIT: Damn Comment Freezer, it wasn't even THAT bad yet
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[info]elektra3
2007-11-12 11:12 pm UTC (link)
ZOMG THEIR PLAYFUL REFERENCES TO SUPERSTITIONS ARE PERSECUTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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[info]wankaholic
2007-11-12 11:17 pm UTC (link)
. . . ah. Someone's overreacting just a teensy bit.

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[info]llama_treats
2007-11-12 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Just imagine the outrage if she'd have lighted one of her farts on fire.

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-11-13 01:19 am UTC

tree
2007-11-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, I was dying to post this but I'm too much of a lurker. Thus, THANK YOU!

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sockpuppet_rat
2007-11-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
ROFL Ivory Soap--it floats! It floats!

nothing as funny as validating the paranoid Dark Ages rhetoric

For some reason I just can't stop laughing at that. It could be because I don't, you know, think people believe that TV shows equal reality. Or else it is the fact that somebody used those words in conjunction with a show called 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch'.

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[info]chaimonkey
2007-11-12 11:38 pm UTC (link)

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-11-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
But...doesn't...everyone float in water? I mean, that's what people do, they float. Right?

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-11-12 11:43 pm UTC (link)
This remind anyone else of that chick who went ballistic over talk like a pirate day?

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[info]lvlysnidrus
2007-11-12 11:45 pm UTC (link)
...why the Head On commercials? *is confused*

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[info]wolfsamurai
2007-11-12 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Because Sabrina is shown to float in water.

We aaaaall float down here. /Pennywise

I remember the Ivory soap thing too, but then again I'm older than most people around on LJ.

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I love the Muppets! - [info]tofuknight, 2007-11-14 02:51 am UTC
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[info]seiberwing
2007-11-12 11:51 pm UTC (link)
...OH COME ON!

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Obligatory S*P reference.
[info]beccastareyes
2007-11-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04242002.shtml

What I think of anytime the words 'burning times' were used. Granted, at least the quote isn't alleging that these women were Wiccan. (Thank ____ for small favors.) I don't have the heart to read the wank itself to see if anyone makes the assertion there.

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Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-11-13 12:11 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]wankaholic, 2007-11-13 12:22 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]soupspooks, 2007-11-13 12:34 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]goldberry, 2007-11-13 09:27 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]marciamarcia, 2007-11-13 11:59 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]rikiki, 2007-11-13 01:19 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]redcoast, 2007-11-13 01:43 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]seiberwing, 2007-11-13 02:15 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]sogrammatical, 2007-11-13 02:41 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]dandywolves, 2007-11-13 03:07 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]catslash, 2007-11-13 03:14 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-11-13 04:54 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]singe, 2007-11-13 08:28 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]hilohello, 2007-11-13 06:28 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]lady7jane, 2007-11-13 03:31 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]sorchar, 2007-11-13 06:25 am UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]brennalarose, 2007-11-13 11:35 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]goldberry, 2007-11-13 09:29 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory S*P reference. - [info]luthe, 2007-11-16 07:13 am UTC

[info]smashingstars
2007-11-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
See, I'd be useless in that wank; I'd be complaining that the Ivory Soap commercial was not 99 9/10ths pure, but 99.44% pure. It's soap heresy!

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(no subject) - [info]caoilainn, 2007-11-13 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-11-13 11:28 pm UTC
obligitory Holy Grail joke
[info]writinchica2k
2007-11-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
So she weighs the same as a duck and is made of wood?

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Re: obligitory Holy Grail joke - [info]staroverthebay, 2007-11-13 03:07 am UTC
Re: obligitory Holy Grail joke - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-11-13 05:52 am UTC
Re: obligitory Holy Grail joke - [info]amxjm, 2007-11-13 08:11 am UTC
Re: obligitory Holy Grail joke - [info]singe, 2007-11-13 08:30 am UTC

[info]metropolis22786
2007-11-13 01:03 am UTC (link)
So... let me get this straight. She's a witch because she floats in water. So then, if she'd have done that during the Salem Witch trials, she'd have been pulled out of whatever body of water she was thrown in, and burned at the stake.

Only, if she sank, and drowned, what then?

Perfect example of a no-win situation, really.

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Re your icon - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2007-11-13 04:29 am UTC
Re: Re your icon - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-11-13 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2007-11-13 05:50 am UTC
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[info]kijikun
2007-11-13 01:06 am UTC (link)
Oh gods I saw that last night. I wonder how much engery it takes to be that offended all the time.

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[info]white_serpent
2007-11-13 01:15 am UTC (link)
Because Sabrina is shown to float in water.

So, if she weighs as much as a duck...

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-11-13 01:16 am UTC
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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-11-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
They're *surprised* that an Archie title uses a stereotype or cliche? I mean, they've been around *how* long now?

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[info]luxshine
2007-11-13 01:29 am UTC (link)
I read that this morning, and I kept wondering... if Sabrina set her off that bad, what was her take on Harry Potter and the Witch who let herself be caught and burnt just for fun?

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(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-11-13 01:38 am UTC
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[info]the_gentleman
2007-11-13 01:45 am UTC (link)
Every time this comes up, I think of The Wicker Man.

Never again the Burning Times!

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-11-13 01:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2007-11-13 10:09 am UTC
My Thoughs on The Wicker Man - [info]solelyfictional, 2007-11-13 11:04 am UTC
Re: My Thoughs on The Wicker Man - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-11-14 04:12 am UTC
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[info]freezer
2007-11-13 02:24 am UTC (link)
I had to read this thread, the SD thread, and the EDIT (twice) before I realized you weren't referring to me. (I was all "What? What does any of this have to do with me?!")

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(no subject) - [info]metropolis22786, 2007-11-13 02:26 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2007-11-13 03:34 am UTC (link)
Randomly I'm amused by the tags on her post here

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[info]tiki
2007-11-13 04:18 am UTC (link)
I must be oldest of all, because I'm so out of it I thought Ivory still used that tagline.

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[info]vzg
2007-11-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
She gets upset over that and not over the fact that apparently Sabrina is a Bad Witch? "Only bad witches are ugly!"

Me, I'm just concerned that they switched the spelling of the Head Witch's name from one panel to the next. (LL OR L? Oh, two. Okay.)

I wonder what her thoughts on Bewitched and that Salem Bitch Trials sketch on SNL are.

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My interpretation of these events
[info]the_sun_is_up
2007-11-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
Bluefall: *browsing the interwebs* Hmm, I just really feel the need to be offended about something today... *scroll scroll scroll* ... I think a dose of totally unfounded righteous anger would do me good... *clicky* ... ooh! Scans daily... Sabrina the Teenage Witch... perfect! *wanks*

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stupid towel... - pastri_archy, 2007-11-13 05:42 am UTC
Re: stupid towel... - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2007-11-13 06:12 am UTC
Re: stupid towel... - pastri_archy, 2007-11-13 06:45 am UTC
Re: stupid towel... - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2007-11-13 09:33 am UTC
Re: stupid towel... - pastri_archy, 2007-11-13 06:41 pm UTC
Re: stupid towel... - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2007-11-13 09:58 pm UTC
Re: stupid towel... - [info]brennalarose, 2007-11-13 11:40 pm UTC
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