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Reeve Kasahara ([info]reeve) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-11-15 10:06:00


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Entry tags:conspiracy theories, fan rage, reviews, sony, videogames, wii

Super Mario Galaxy sucks! This message brought to you by Sony
This week, entertainment industry magazine Variety reviewed Super Mario Galaxy, probably this year's most highly anticipated Nintendo Wii game. The review contains statements that seem designed to stoke the fires of hardcore Ninty fanboys everywhere, such as: As good as the game is, though, it’s evidence of how bad the Wii is for third person action games, a problem first made clear in last year’s “Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.” Holding the nunchuk, which moves Mario, and the Wii-mote, which makes him jump and spin, in separate hands, is an awkward arrangement.

Statements like these would invite vitriol on their own, but there was also a noticable "Sponsored by Sony" ad at the top of the page (note: it's not there any more). That and the review ending on the note that Mario's graphics are inferior to the latest Rachet and Clank game (a PS3 exclusive) smells more than a bit suspicious to many of the commenters:

Wow, what an excellent and accurate review of the Nintendo Wii Game Supermario Galaxy! I cannot believe I considered buying this console for such a horrible game. Now I can continue saving up for a PS3, Thanks! THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSERED BY SONY ENTERTAINMENT

I find it amazing to finally see an article that has complete truth behind it... Oh wait, this article is actually a complete humiliation to the title of journalism and everything it encompasses. Come on Fritz, you screwed up!! Not only did you give an unfair review, but you left trail marks back from you to sony. You ever praised sony in your ARTICLE about a Nintendo game!! When does sony have anything to do with Mario or Nintendo. At least praise Microsoft for the 360 while your at it. Oh wait, they didn't pay you. I understand you also don't the hand-eye coordination for the Wii controls, but that doesn't make this a bad game, it only means you can write a biased article for a corruptive, money grubbing, super electronic corporation (not a gaming company). Good job, two thumbs up for your complete lack of professionalism.

This is just proof positive that Sony is the worst company in the world. They have absolutely no concept of professional courtesy and are so overwhelmed by the complete failure of their PoS PS3 that they have to stoop to paying off reviewers to bash the best game of the year and probably this decade. Sony will never get another dime out of me...

Funny how my comment never made it up and the big "SPONSORED BY SONY" sticker at the top is now gone. Weird! Again, you should be ashamed... not only for posting false reviews to advertise for sony, but for trying to censor people and cover it up too.

As an added bonus, the Kotaku and Joystiq threads about the review have some wank (and teal deer) as well, but the best bits seem to be in the Variety comments.

ETA - Somewhat related: Variety posts a news article about the upcoming Ghostbusters game. Included in this piece is the revelation that the Wii, DS, and PS2 versions will be more family oriented, while the PC, 360, and PS3 ones will be targeted towards hardcores. From the Go Nintendo thread's comments: I wouldn’t take anything read in Variety with any more value than what I read in supermarket tabloids.

And: Didn’t we learn not to trust Variety earlier today/yesterday when they reviewed Super Mario Galaxy? I would take this information with a grain of salt, just to be sure.




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iwanttobeasleep
2007-11-15 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Holy crap that article is biased. Being more or less unable to keep consoles on the shelves after a *year* is "brisk sales"? Mario is "the little Italian stereotype"?

If we're going to compare Sony to Nintendo, how about we compare Galaxy's controls and graphics to Lair? Lair is the god of badly shoehorned motion controls and, although technically pretty, graphics that tend to lag harder than the World Warcraft during the first day of a holiday.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-15 09:26 pm UTC

[info]worstangel
2007-11-15 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, fanboy rage. It's beautiful. <3 Although Sony DOES suck and suck bad. Remember that fake blog they put out to hype the PSP?

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2007-11-16 04:18 am UTC

[info]rowsdower
2007-11-15 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow, so the Sony Defense Force reviews have moved to Variety, apparently.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-16 03:56 am UTC

[info]miraba
2007-11-15 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I've seen this around but I was too annoyed at the hysterical fanboys to consider posting it.

That said, the reviewer has nfi what he's talking about. The movement is awkward? Zelda was awkward? Does he only have one hand?

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(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2007-11-15 07:39 pm UTC

[info]yosei
2007-11-15 07:36 pm UTC (link)
The Wii holds so little interest for me it's kind of ridiculous.

My friend has a PS3 which we lovingly play PS2 games on for the decreased load time. IT IS SO WORTH IT.

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(no subject) - [info]ryuutchi, 2007-11-15 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-16 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]croik, 2007-11-15 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2007-11-15 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yosei, 2007-11-15 11:10 pm UTC
I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 09:46 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]yosei, 2007-11-15 11:08 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 11:36 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]jabberwockypie, 2007-11-16 06:42 am UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]sashenka, 2007-11-16 08:30 am UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:33 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 11:43 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:47 pm UTC
Re: I'm not a fangirl, I just want Sony to suffer. - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-16 12:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imp, 2007-11-15 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pizoxuat, 2007-11-16 01:48 pm UTC

[info]rekall
2007-11-15 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Dear Sony,

If you want to release a system priced at $700 with zero games for it don't get wanky when your competitors release a reasonably priced system with games people love.

~A Wii owner who would consider buying a PS3 when ya know some actual games are released for it

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-11-16 08:32 am UTC

[info]nymeria
2007-11-15 07:46 pm UTC (link)
All this wank does is make me want a Wii so badly I may have to sell myself on the streets for it. ;_;

... Any offers?

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-15 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-15 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-15 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-15 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2007-11-15 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jabberwockypie, 2007-11-15 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-16 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2007-11-16 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonoflight, 2007-11-19 08:09 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2007-11-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)
THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSERED BY SONY ENTERTAINMENT

*dies*

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[info]viralmemory
2007-11-15 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Other consoles: Holding a single controller, two hands.

Wii: Two-part controller connected by a cable, allowing different arm positions.

What is so effing hard about that? /thoughts on Wii

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-15 08:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 11:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-15 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-15 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-15 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-16 12:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-11-16 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rekall, 2007-11-15 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2007-11-16 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2007-11-16 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-16 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-11-16 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-11-16 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2007-11-16 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-11-16 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2007-11-16 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2007-11-16 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-15 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2007-11-15 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-11-15 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-16 04:00 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2007-11-16 05:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2007-11-16 01:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jabberwockypie, 2007-11-16 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2007-11-16 10:44 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2007-11-16 10:43 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2007-11-15 08:23 pm UTC (link)
The reviewer sounds like a clod-hopping, uncoordinated twat.

The Wii is the only consul I actually enjoy playing and the Mario games are fun. Guess what game the kids have asked for Christmas?

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(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2007-11-15 08:49 pm UTC
Misunderstanding - [info]black_spot, 2007-11-15 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2007-11-16 12:34 am UTC

[info]croik
2007-11-15 08:34 pm UTC (link)
The review aside, it warms my hear to see Nintendo fans squealing about how "graphics don't matter," when last generation I couldn't get them to STOP telling me how much better RE4 looked on the Gamecube than my PS2.

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OT - [info]nekoneko, 2007-11-15 08:38 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]croik, 2007-11-15 08:40 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]nekoneko, 2007-11-15 08:42 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]croik, 2007-11-15 11:35 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]reeve, 2007-11-16 01:31 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]croik, 2007-11-16 05:24 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-11-16 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-16 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - janegray, 2007-11-16 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]croik, 2007-11-16 05:40 pm UTC

[info]nekoneko
2007-11-15 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Holding the nunchuk, which moves Mario, and the Wii-mote, which makes him jump and spin, in separate hands, is an awkward arrangement.

As opposed to trying to hold both in one hand? Or using one hand to move (joystick/d-pad) and one hand to jump and spin (buttons)?

I thought Transformational Grammar killed my brain ded already, but no, evidently there was some left to die.

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[info]eclair
2007-11-15 09:29 pm UTC (link)
...Mrf, the only thing this reminds me of is the fact I'm saving up for a Playstation 3 in order to play a 2D Strategy RPG.

The Wii-mote is surprisingly comfortable. I mean, I like to pick it up and play it at work sometimes and I like it. ( Sure, I'm playing it thirty feet from the system, but still.)

Whoo, look at Mario jump! JUMP- NO DON'T JUMP THERE JESUS WHY DOES GRAVITY EXIST, etc.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-11-15 11:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-11-16 02:31 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2007-11-15 09:30 pm UTC (link)
You have become a sell-out advertising vehicle with no journalistic integrity whatsoever.

Because I've always looked to Variety for artistic integrity!

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[info]tofuknight
2007-11-15 09:51 pm UTC (link)
The fanboy indignation warms the cockles of my heart.

I have a PS2 (got it last Christmas as a present) and I'm loving it. On it's way out, huh Sony? Is that why major companies are still making awesome games like Lego Star Wars for it? Mmm hmm.

I do want a Wii, though...

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-15 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2007-11-16 01:50 am UTC

[info]xellos
2007-11-15 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Ah, console wars. I do not care. I have a 360, a 46" TV, and Mass Effect is coming out on the 20th. That is all I will need for quite a while.

(well, the Wii is nice too, I have yet to see any reason to get a PS3 given that the PS2 still works fine)

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(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-11-15 11:44 pm UTC

[info]danceswithelvis
2007-11-15 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Won't someone think of the chil...no, think of me damnit! I'm addicted to the stupid games on the Wii! Wii play has become my new Tetris!

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(no subject) - [info]kantayra, 2007-11-16 02:50 am UTC

[info]panthea
2007-11-16 12:12 am UTC (link)
This just reminds me of how horribly I miss Super Mario 3.

I am old-school, yo.

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(no subject) - [info]rekall, 2007-11-16 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sokudoningyou, 2007-11-16 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejana, 2007-11-16 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sokudoningyou, 2007-11-18 10:09 am UTC

[info]themadscientist
2007-11-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
I just think it's funny that last year, every fanboy on the planet was "OMGSONY'SGONNAPWNYOUALL!!" and... Sony didn't. Think my Target hat 600 people wanting to buy a PS3 on opening night and Wii had... 27? 28?
Hee.

A'course, I can't say I was that excited over Mario Galaxy either but that's because Fire Emblem came out.

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(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2007-11-16 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]themadscientist, 2007-11-16 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cork118, 2007-11-16 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-16 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-11-16 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-16 06:25 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-11-16 12:36 am UTC (link)
Mario, Wii, yeah, whatever...

Ghostbusters!!

All four members of the movie team -- Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis -- will be giving voice and likeness rights for the game. Some supporting castmembers have signed up as well, including William Atherton, Brian Doyle Murray and Annie Potts.

*passes out from sheer glee*

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[info]cork118
2007-11-16 01:24 am UTC (link)
a problem first made clear in last year’s “Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.”

Hahaha, good one! You're right, nobody liked that game!

.....oh, wait.

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[info]mcity
2007-11-16 03:55 am UTC (link)
Reminds me of that guy on Destructoid who basically said "Twilight Princess is good, except for the part where you have to rescue Zelda and save the world and defeat Ganon. Y'know, when it's a Legend of Zelda game."

This comment bought to you by Joystiq.

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[info]negativecosine
2007-11-16 04:02 am UTC (link)
I really just want an excuse to say "Wiiwank" aloud.


That is all.

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[info]hypno_jango
2007-11-16 05:17 am UTC (link)
Nintendo's diss at Sony was better.

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[info]hoopa
2007-11-16 01:09 pm UTC (link)
*Is still yet to get all 120 Stars on N64*

...What? It's not that freaking easy, okay?!?

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(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2007-11-16 04:55 pm UTC
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