"Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!"
The essence of this wank is that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows could have been a masterpiece of Western Literature if Harry had said something like that to dying Snape. Or at least JK Rowling could have said it in one of her interviews.

As it is, Snapefen are speaking up in anger for their sweet prince. Why, exactly, does Rowling hate Snape so much? mary-j-59 wants to know, and the snapedom members scramble to answer.

Is it because Snape *is* Rowling, and Rowling hates herself? Is it because Rowling is working out her hatred for God for letting her mother die and Snape is the evil stepmother? Is it because Snape is like Rowling's abusive ex-husband? Is it because Rowling is jealous of Snape's popularity?

Or is the real problem, as julian_black suggests, that certain Snapefen are "bugfuck bonkers"?

For the quick-fixers among us, just check this thread. It delivers. ( ETA: Actually, this one too:"I think she hates Snape because we like him.")

ETA 2: They spotted us. But maybe they spotted the parallel universe FW where we all believe that "Harry Potter Is A Christ Figure Because His Blood is Holy and Good And Would Have Cured Voldemort Of His Crazyshitness".

emestrella wrote a new essay just for us on that comm, but I haven't read it. Please don't go troll the comments. Signing out.