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Thinkey ([info]thinkey) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-12-01 11:27:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Entry tags:fandom: x-files

When MovieHole mucks it up. X-Files Wank ensues.
It seems some places are desperate for X-Files news - so desperate it seems, that they're willing to post without any research and make it up (original article) (from MovieHole - Note, this article has changed several times as you will see):

X-Files 2 storyline details
Date : November 30, 2007 Writer : Clint Morris

"Casting is underway in Canada on “Done One”…. Or, as the cool kids like to call it down Nakatomi Plaza-way…. “The Untitled X-Files Sequel”. And I was lucky enough to have a chat to a little green man about what we can expect from Mulder and Scully’s return to the big screen.
The E.T offered me limited details in exchange for a bit of ass hair, I obliged. So now I can tell you ... that the new film will feature mostly new characters – because Mulder and Scully are still on the run, so it’s whoever they bump into on their new travels, in their new locale. But more so, it’s a return to basics…. Centering on alien abductions.
Set in a non-descript town, “XF2” opens with an investigation into an alleged Frankenstein-type named Dr. Donarra. According to a former patient, the man’s a nutter – he keeps foetuses in a jar, and toys with the organs of extra terrestrials. But according to the doc, he’s merely “working hard to prevent children with non-survivable birth defects”.
Of course, that’s not exactly true – as evidenced by a scene that follows where the mysterious doc requests a private conversation with his secretary, Vanessa. There’s something strange about this chick though – she refers to herself in the third person , as if she’s merely taken over Vanessa’s body and is supposed to be taking her “medicine” to cloak whatever Donarra’s wants cloaked.
The first big moment of the film occurs in a travel agency where a crazed man – someone convinced of alien life – is holding some folks hostage. Agents Winlock, Darby and Plummer (the new Mulder, by the sounds of it) are in charge of the hostage situation – and promise the man safe passage for him and doctor Schwartz. The kidnapper wants to take the doctor to an alien abduction site.
Other characters in the film include female agent Samantha Pitney, and Robert Coe – sounds like he’s one of the main’s – a police psychic who we’re introduced to early on in the film when he volunteers to search for a missing girl (no doubt another alien abductee). Coe’s a mysterious one too… seems he’s under investigation for murdering his own son. I’m thinking Lance Henriksen might be in the mix to play this character (and not Frank Black, the character he played on the series) – it seems to fit him like a coaxial chord in a TV.
Now I don’t know when Mulder and Scully enter the picture, but it sounds like it’s not in the first half hour of the movie."

Someone at the Haven  picks up on it and pokes holes through this guy's entire story.  Someone suggests they e-mail the guy.  And they do.   Someone makes it a point to point out "I get the impression from other places that they don't practice with the highest journalistic standards over there. It makes Ain't It Cool News looks like the Washington Post." 

Mr. MovieHole guy e-mails one Haven member back, with this
I never watched the show, so couldn't 'work any harder'.


here's one of the 6 or 7 sides i received from a casting director for DONE ONE.

And goes on to send the member the side script for one of the characters, which is just a portion of a really old script from the series.  MovieHole guy is still clueless.

THEN, Mr. MovieHole guy goes on to change his
Casting is underway in Canada on “Done One”…. Or, as the cool kids like to call it down Nakatomi Plaza-way…. “The Untitled X-Files Sequel”.
Yesterday I ran what seemed to be the rough plot for the new film.... only, it seems, it wasn't. Which is strange - because the plot was taken from the "sides" they're using for the new film. After one of the X-Philes threatened to kill my family and burn down my house - no kidding! man, some should really consider contraception - I yanked it down.

Ohh.. nice shot there Mr. MovieHole guy - do your research first and there won't be any problems.  After a head count at the Haven, it appears no member of the Haven Mafia had threathened the guy. Moving on....

Someone on the Haven board, yet again posts the dialogue from the episodes (as noted in these stories here , here , and here )  that the sides are clearly from old episodes.  So, did they save the calamity?

No sir!

MovieWeb picks up on the story!  Everyone disses MovieWeb in the comments!

MovieHole Guy goes ahead and changes
Seems Chris Carter is keeping the plot to the "X-Files" sequel a secret for the moment. He's auditioning actors based on sides made up of scenes from the series (so I've been informed by about twenty or so X-Philles - a couple of them real nice folks too; and a few out-and-out whack jobs!) - with the names of the characters changed to reflect new characters in the sequel.

So here ya go X-Philes.Download a side from "Done One".

But remember, it's a plot from the series you're reading.... nothing new here besides the character names.

His hole gets dug a little deeper, he posted the entire slide - does this mean a DMCA notice? One never knows!!  Anyway the article, in its ever changing state is here.  One thing is clear, MovieHole guy needs to stick to what he knows - because clearly he knows nothin' of the X-Files and should stay far, far away from it!

And by another show of hands, the Haven Mafia still claims they had nothign to do with it! :P 


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[info]snacky
2007-12-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
The Havenites are fucking crazy. One of them threatened to kill me once for saying that you perhaps shouldn't accuse people of plagiarism without providing any proof, so it's hardly a stretch that they threatened to kill this guy for posting wrong information.

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[info]phosfate
2007-12-03 08:41 pm UTC (link)
In all fairness, who hasn't threatened to kill you at one time or another?

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-12-01 07:40 pm UTC (link)
YAY! Oh first fandom- never change! F_W wasn't around for the X-Files wanky hay day so I'm excited for what's to come.

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[info]lerefuge
2007-12-01 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Man, was it ever wanky! It was glorious. I hope it comes back for the movie. *g*

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pastri_archy
2007-12-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, do tell.

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[info]oar
2007-12-01 08:32 pm UTC (link)
X-FILES WANK?!?! AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY!

Knowing Carter, the movie may not even have a plot. It might be just a bunch of random supernatural shit happening while Mulder and Scully run around looking sexy. And I would be first in line for tickets.

Have any of the other shipping camps even survived the drought? Or can we just expect inter-ship wars from all the MSRs? *was too young for X-Files fandom back in the day*

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[info]anne_elliot
2007-12-01 10:06 pm UTC (link)
It might be just a bunch of random supernatural shit happening while Mulder and Scully run around looking sexy. And I would be first in line for tickets.

And I would seriously consider flying to the other side of the Atlantic just to be second.

*mourns for lost ship wars, since she was too young back in the day, too*

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-12-01 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I would pay for that. I always preferred the Random Monster episodes over the mythology eps.

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[info]verdementa
2007-12-01 10:33 pm UTC (link)
After one of the X-Philes threatened to kill my family and burn down my house

OMG, it's like good old times, except the death threats I got were for being a traitor to my kind (MSR) for liking Doggett.

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[info]oar
2007-12-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)
You know what's hilarious? I originally hated Doggett too (back when I was, like, thirteen) because I was such a hardcore Mulder/Scully shipper. But after going back and watching most of season eight this summer for the first time in seven years, I actually kind of ship Scully/Doggett. But more like Doggett-->Scully with the unrequited love. Now I'm really curious to know what happened between them in those months that Mulder was 'dead'.

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[info]renata_hpjc
2007-12-04 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you were one of that bunch? I liked Doggett, too (and was also primarily an MSR fan), but I hardly ever stuck my head up enough to say so. I was too afraid of it getting chopped off.

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[info]circumstance
2007-12-01 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Aww, XF wank! If this keeps up, the next eight months are going to be so awesome.

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[info]plazmah
2007-12-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
I know, eh? Even if this movie sucks, we'll still have wank to amuse ourselves.

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[info]linzee
2007-12-02 04:28 am UTC (link)
I'm admittedly horrified that there is going to be another XF movie (I mean really, did no one see the final episode? Just let it die! Stop beating that poor horse CC!) but God, XF wank >> all other wank. Havenites were a kind of genuine and truly crazy that would make even HP fans sit up and take notice. And inarticulate and sheltered in in ways that whippersnappers today just can't seem to create as beautifully. There's something so beautifully feral about Haven wank, like seeing the wanker in their natural feral state, back when they were still making flames by rubbing twigs together and pounding rocks instead of keyboards.

*sheds a tear* God I miss XF fandom some days.

Linzee

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[info]lerefuge
2007-12-02 05:33 pm UTC (link)
OH HAI. Fancy seeing you here ;)

Man, The Haven was *out of this world* wanky. I am kind of surprised it still exists tough. I thought it had exploded and burnt down to the ground.

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(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2007-12-02 09:43 pm UTC
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[info]eisoj5
2007-12-02 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Heh heh heh heh.

I look back on my Haven days with no small amount of disbelief, actually...I can't figure out why I tried to hang in there for so freaking long. It wasn't like I was truly enjoying the spectacle of wank, for those were the days when I was still actively involved in trying to put it down. It's nice to know that it hasn't ended.

Heh.

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(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2007-12-04 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eisoj5, 2007-12-05 06:44 am UTC
All I know is this...
[info]ebbrowning
2007-12-02 04:49 am UTC (link)
If Chris Carter wants all to be forgiven from me, He better have KICKSBUTT!Scully and not that insipid Whinergivesupherbabyaftergoingthroughhelltohaveit!Scully with too red hair who so obviously was an alien replicant impersonating the REAL Scully.
and I want Skinner in there too - kicking arse and taking names in a big bad Surly Pectoral God of the FBI kinda way.
I want Mulder to find his damn sister (WTF what THAT stoopid Starlight episode, huh???) because searching for her was the only thing that made Mulder acceptable as the great big head up his ass jerk that he was.

AND I want Doggett in there too, simply because Robert Patrick can act rings around DD without half trying.

If CC ties up a few umpteen loose ends, that would be nice too.

The and only then, will I remove the pins from my CC doll.

Maybe.
No promises.

/bitterness

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[info]brennalarose
2007-12-02 05:09 pm UTC (link)
All I remember about the X-Files is that, Pennsic War was RIGHT after the episode with the lamprey guy from Chernobyl in the portajohn. That was the Pennsic Mom made a lot of new friends because she had the Sears camping john in her tent, which is too small to hide mutants who will suck your blood out of your butt.

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Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank.
[info]chaos_rose
2007-12-02 07:47 pm UTC (link)
But wow, does it bring back memories.

Tom Bli, Extex, Marlene, Harriet, Erin M. Blair, Sirpaul, Laurie Haynes... god, the classic XF wank is all over usenet for all to see.

Let's not forget the Wicked X Witches, GAFF, the MSR cover of Rolling Stone, the Spookys, OBSSE, and e-groups/Yahoo groups/onelist mailing list overload. I think at one point I had a Yahoo account just for mailing list traffic.

I think that the fine old batshit X-Philes are about to return and show these young'uns how wank is done.

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Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-12-02 08:13 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-03 08:18 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:06 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-04 04:49 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:04 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-03 08:21 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]snacky, 2007-12-03 09:19 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-03 10:32 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]eisoj5, 2007-12-04 06:35 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:11 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-04 05:22 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:08 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-04 05:35 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]yotz_fen, 2007-12-03 08:24 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]snacky, 2007-12-03 09:16 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]phosfate, 2007-12-03 08:26 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]snacky, 2007-12-03 09:19 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]phosfate, 2007-12-03 09:27 pm UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:15 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]deirdre, 2007-12-16 06:28 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]chaos_rose, 2007-12-04 04:14 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]eisoj5, 2007-12-04 06:32 am UTC
Re: Nostalgia for your first fandom... tastes like wank. - [info]phosfate, 2007-12-04 06:00 pm UTC

[info]ballseyboo
2007-12-02 11:56 pm UTC (link)
These people are hilarious. They act like the writer of the article pissed on their X-Files DVD Collection or something. Posting false facts on the INTERNET is WRONG, mmmmkay? Kthxdie. Or something. But the writer is also made of FAIL for not saying that he might not have "teh facts" right and leaving it at that.

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mute_button
2007-12-03 12:08 am UTC (link)
Icon love!

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[info]yotz_fen
2007-12-03 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Woot! The Haven! That brings back old memories. I didn't know the place still existed.

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[info]chrissytng
2007-12-04 09:49 pm UTC (link)
LOL. I sure hope this is a sign of wankier things to come. Nothing beats XF wank (sorry Harry).

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Yes...
(Anonymous)
2007-12-11 02:58 am UTC (link)
...we started lots of things. Shipper wars, wars over new cast vs. old cast, fights on the main chaos list, people being drive out of fandom, the Doggett-Mulder wars. I'm still on an XF list that started in reaction to all this. In fact, I've forgotten all the wacky crap we started that then other fandoms did.

Good times.

From what I know, shipper does come from XF. So does starting your war over how much the show sucks in season 4. But even as much as we bitched about Carter, no one ever posted "wanted dead or alive" posters like another fandom I know.

Oh, and the plagarism! At least Xander/Buffy ripping off was in a like fandom. Someone stole Mulder/Scully stuff and turned it into The Nanny. No. Seriously.

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Life is a circle of wank
(Anonymous)
2007-12-12 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Rubytramp here

Aw, I was so glad to check over here and see this on the first page.

Waves hello to everyone and settles for a long 8 months chock full of XF wank-a-rama.

And waits for Jamie Sands to show up.

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