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Snapes on the Astral Plane 3, The Holiday Movie
I’ve been watching this since a little mouse onwank_report pointed it out and waiting for the moment when I actually had time to piece it together. The infamous Snape’s Wives have had a falling out.
Dramatis Personae
Lady Darkness aka Conchita (only4severus on livejournal)
Rose (snapesrosethorn and thornlily others)
Tonya (formerly sleeperawakes, now snapesmaniac88 and others)
Our trail starts in October, according to the mousie, when some trouble seems to be brewing in the trio. Tonya shared a secret with Rose that Conchita was hiding.
Rose:
"Tonya shared with me very important info, which literally had me floored!
I had never expected this! And to think Tonya was always the one on guard, I always tried to see that there is hope. However with this latest development, I know now for some there isn't any hope.
So, I say good riddens to this so called 'Friend', and maybe she can find what she is searching for in solitude, because thats all that is left to her!
Whatever she may have thought of me, me being jealous, or possessive, over bearing, or what not... it was her own that she saw. I've never been jealous of her, I have no reason, nor am I possessive, I am supportive, but no one can possess Master!
In any case, I've deleted all her things from my compy, her letters and such are trashed, her pictures are burned and whatever else I have from her is gone! She is on my ignore list, as well as blocked! I will not have anything to do with someone who is so 2 faced and false!
I know even now too why Lily wouldn't go to her, because she is that unstable, and her heart isn't pure. Thats why she went to Tonya! Because she knew how deep Tonya and I go! Tonya has watched my back and I've hers! I've been with her through thick and thin and wont stop now!"
Apparantly, Lily has been dragged into this Astral Plane BruHaHa and is siding with Tonya and Rose and Conchita doesn’t like it. Conchita makes a post to her Yahoo group, Severus' Support, also on Oct. 31st, telling the community that she's been banned from Snape's Castle. She mish-mashes a copy and paste job, written originally in the Snape's Castle community, where "Snape" (Tonya) condemns and kicks her out of the community, along with an entry from Tonya's blog before it was deleted (thanks toonyxnoir for the correction). Conchita explains down thread, as herself that someone passed on an IM conversation to Tonya and Rose that was in confidence and they then kicked her out (or something of that nature).
Conchita also responds to Tonya's post on her own journal with her personal flair, with lots of BOLD CAPS. You’d think she’s been channeling POA Harry and not Snape this whole time. Quotes include:
“There is not doubt in my mind Severus Snape does NOT like his partner to be a mute lamb, no matter what they say and no matter how much mud they throw. I know the man is highly intelligent, he needs a challenge!
I will not rehash all that went on, it sickens me, but I WILL make sure no other people get hurt by those that speak for him because let me tell you: IF SEVERUS SNAPE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION HE WILL CERTAINLY TELL YOU IN PERSON (so in case of internet groups: take all you find with a grain *OR a whole bag* of salt) I will make it my business to shield others, who might be vulnerable and get hurt undoubtedly.”
“Stay away from all groups where you cannot state your own opinion, as FREEDOM is our highest gift, ALSO on internet!
Those that started the war on me and wish I was dead: thank you for making me see how great Severus is and also I never felt more alive than now! So go on, mope because I am not crying in a corner. I am strong and proud and very energetic, using whatever I can to keep normal loving people away from your sickness before it seriously hurts someone. You two are damaging.”
It gets better. On Nov. 9th, Conchita makes another post. Rose and Tonya have married Severus, too! Not only that, but the vows are ones that Conchita herself was conned into writing the vow ritual.
Conchita:
“Jassie, when you read this.. if you want to discuss.. be open and I will listen, though I cannot make promises. I am sure you will understand. For what it is worth, these two lovely women are conning you too. They say Severus needs only them two and Lily so that makes you in the same position as I am. Think of that.. you helped them to get rid of the traitor/backstabber and well.. now they left you. Tell me Jassie.. don't you feel awful now? You got a right to be angry.. then do the right thing, and listen to your heart (where also Severus is!)
I was cleaning my PC and see what I found... Beate asked me to write these for her marriage, I never made that up, she asked me and I had to write them the same night. it was not easy but I wrote them and well.. read for yourself:
Beloved Severus,
Finally we stand here with you, side by side ready to seal our sacred commitment. As a token of our love and the proof of our eternal fidelity to you, here are our vows to you, only love strong and cherished.
Our beloved Severus,
We, Lily Evans and Rose Christine DeWees, pledge these sacred vows:
We’ll always love you in good and bad times, in sickness and in health, no matter what will come on our path.
We’ll always stand loyal besides you, proud to wear your name and to defend your honour.
We’ll always give you the best of us, and hide nothing.
We’ll always provide you with anything you need, and look after you in the best way we can.
We will always be faithful to you, and only you in body mind and soul.
We will always obey you and heed all of your words, trying to fulfil any wish or need you might have.
We will always be proud to be your loving wife, Severus Prince, from here into eternity…
Always.
May these vows be closed in our hearts and seal our bond forever, never to be broken by anything in this world or another.
We are now joined in sacred marriage.”
Yes, according to the ritual above, it seems Tonya may be claiming to be Lily Evans. Or Rose, who has "accepted" Lily and made contact with her, be taking the vow "with" Lily.
(ETA: Rose is playing Lily to Tonya's Severus. Thanks,julian_black.)
Who is this Beate? Do we have sockpuppetry in this story too? And its not even over! She makes another post on Nov. 13th asserting that she’s the one who is getting married to Severus, not those other two! This is right after Snape Castle, the yahoogroup Rose, Tonya, and Conchita all shared, is deleted on November 10th.
(ETA: One poster named Pat has commented on the deletion post, advising Conchita to " Please remember that God talks to everyone individually, and so does Severus Snape (though he scares the bejeezus out of most of them, LOL). If you feel closer to our Master now, then you are in the right place." )
Conchita is bitter, bitter (she reveals just how many journals Tonya and Rose have/used in the past in this one), bitter, bitter, and bitter. Oh, and bitter ! Also, there is no Lily Evans!
Oh, and it should be noted that Cochita is the owner of of Snape's Support. As she scolds a poster about the rules, she reminds him "No matter how fine I would like your post to be, I have clearly stated in the rules the mentioning of JK and the books obviously too.. are not wanted anymore as Severus has moved ON."
ETA: In case you missed it,narcissam compiled more quotes that "Yes, Santa, Conchita is really, really getting married to Snape (the Bigamist)." Oh, and they are having Christmas Dinner together.
ETA2: Tonya's take on deleting the yahoo group, staying away from online socializing, and other things can be found here. Numbers 40 and 43 on Snape's Strengths are of particular interest.
ETA3: Conchita has spotted us and made a new post. However, Severus' Support has been locked down. Does anyone have caps?
ETA4: Her entries have either been locked or deleted, with a letter for us.
Stop the idiot spamming please, or is this your way of showing you are so mature and so much more sane than I am??
In that case: try to use more words in one sentence you are sounding like 5 year olds.
I’ve been watching this since a little mouse on
wank_report pointed it out and waiting for the moment when I actually had time to piece it together. The infamous Snape’s Wives have had a falling out.Dramatis Personae
Lady Darkness aka Conchita (only4severus on livejournal)
Rose (snapesrosethorn and thornlily others)
Tonya (formerly sleeperawakes, now snapesmaniac88 and others)
Our trail starts in October, according to the mousie, when some trouble seems to be brewing in the trio. Tonya shared a secret with Rose that Conchita was hiding.
Rose:
"Tonya shared with me very important info, which literally had me floored!
I had never expected this! And to think Tonya was always the one on guard, I always tried to see that there is hope. However with this latest development, I know now for some there isn't any hope.
So, I say good riddens to this so called 'Friend', and maybe she can find what she is searching for in solitude, because thats all that is left to her!
Whatever she may have thought of me, me being jealous, or possessive, over bearing, or what not... it was her own that she saw. I've never been jealous of her, I have no reason, nor am I possessive, I am supportive, but no one can possess Master!
In any case, I've deleted all her things from my compy, her letters and such are trashed, her pictures are burned and whatever else I have from her is gone! She is on my ignore list, as well as blocked! I will not have anything to do with someone who is so 2 faced and false!
I know even now too why Lily wouldn't go to her, because she is that unstable, and her heart isn't pure. Thats why she went to Tonya! Because she knew how deep Tonya and I go! Tonya has watched my back and I've hers! I've been with her through thick and thin and wont stop now!"
Apparantly, Lily has been dragged into this Astral Plane BruHaHa and is siding with Tonya and Rose and Conchita doesn’t like it. Conchita makes a post to her Yahoo group, Severus' Support, also on Oct. 31st, telling the community that she's been banned from Snape's Castle. She mish-mashes a copy and paste job, written originally in the Snape's Castle community, where "Snape" (Tonya) condemns and kicks her out of the community, along with an entry from Tonya's blog before it was deleted (thanks to
onyxnoir for the correction). Conchita explains down thread, as herself that someone passed on an IM conversation to Tonya and Rose that was in confidence and they then kicked her out (or something of that nature).Conchita also responds to Tonya's post on her own journal with her personal flair, with lots of BOLD CAPS. You’d think she’s been channeling POA Harry and not Snape this whole time. Quotes include:
“There is not doubt in my mind Severus Snape does NOT like his partner to be a mute lamb, no matter what they say and no matter how much mud they throw. I know the man is highly intelligent, he needs a challenge!
I will not rehash all that went on, it sickens me, but I WILL make sure no other people get hurt by those that speak for him because let me tell you: IF SEVERUS SNAPE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION HE WILL CERTAINLY TELL YOU IN PERSON (so in case of internet groups: take all you find with a grain *OR a whole bag* of salt) I will make it my business to shield others, who might be vulnerable and get hurt undoubtedly.”
“Stay away from all groups where you cannot state your own opinion, as FREEDOM is our highest gift, ALSO on internet!
Those that started the war on me and wish I was dead: thank you for making me see how great Severus is and also I never felt more alive than now! So go on, mope because I am not crying in a corner. I am strong and proud and very energetic, using whatever I can to keep normal loving people away from your sickness before it seriously hurts someone. You two are damaging.”
It gets better. On Nov. 9th, Conchita makes another post. Rose and Tonya have married Severus, too! Not only that, but the vows are ones that Conchita herself was conned into writing the vow ritual.
Conchita:
“Jassie, when you read this.. if you want to discuss.. be open and I will listen, though I cannot make promises. I am sure you will understand. For what it is worth, these two lovely women are conning you too. They say Severus needs only them two and Lily so that makes you in the same position as I am. Think of that.. you helped them to get rid of the traitor/backstabber and well.. now they left you. Tell me Jassie.. don't you feel awful now? You got a right to be angry.. then do the right thing, and listen to your heart (where also Severus is!)
I was cleaning my PC and see what I found... Beate asked me to write these for her marriage, I never made that up, she asked me and I had to write them the same night. it was not easy but I wrote them and well.. read for yourself:
Finally we stand here with you, side by side ready to seal our sacred commitment. As a token of our love and the proof of our eternal fidelity to you, here are our vows to you, only love strong and cherished.
Our beloved Severus,
We, Lily Evans and Rose Christine DeWees, pledge these sacred vows:
We’ll always love you in good and bad times, in sickness and in health, no matter what will come on our path.
We’ll always stand loyal besides you, proud to wear your name and to defend your honour.
We’ll always give you the best of us, and hide nothing.
We’ll always provide you with anything you need, and look after you in the best way we can.
We will always be faithful to you, and only you in body mind and soul.
We will always obey you and heed all of your words, trying to fulfil any wish or need you might have.
We will always be proud to be your loving wife, Severus Prince, from here into eternity…
Always.
May these vows be closed in our hearts and seal our bond forever, never to be broken by anything in this world or another.
We are now joined in sacred marriage.”
Yes, according to the ritual above, it seems Tonya may be claiming to be Lily Evans. Or Rose, who has "accepted" Lily and made contact with her, be taking the vow "with" Lily.
(ETA: Rose is playing Lily to Tonya's Severus. Thanks,
julian_black.)Who is this Beate? Do we have sockpuppetry in this story too? And its not even over! She makes another post on Nov. 13th asserting that she’s the one who is getting married to Severus, not those other two! This is right after Snape Castle, the yahoogroup Rose, Tonya, and Conchita all shared, is deleted on November 10th.
(ETA: One poster named Pat has commented on the deletion post, advising Conchita to " Please remember that God talks to everyone individually, and so does Severus Snape (though he scares the bejeezus out of most of them, LOL). If you feel closer to our Master now, then you are in the right place." )
Conchita is bitter, bitter (she reveals just how many journals Tonya and Rose have/used in the past in this one), bitter, bitter, and bitter. Oh, and bitter ! Also, there is no Lily Evans!
Oh, and it should be noted that Cochita is the owner of of Snape's Support. As she scolds a poster about the rules, she reminds him "No matter how fine I would like your post to be, I have clearly stated in the rules the mentioning of JK and the books obviously too.. are not wanted anymore as Severus has moved ON."
ETA: In case you missed it,
narcissam compiled more quotes that "Yes, Santa, Conchita is really, really getting married to Snape (the Bigamist)." Oh, and they are having Christmas Dinner together.ETA2: Tonya's take on deleting the yahoo group, staying away from online socializing, and other things can be found here. Numbers 40 and 43 on Snape's Strengths are of particular interest.
ETA3: Conchita has spotted us and made a new post. However, Severus' Support has been locked down. Does anyone have caps?
ETA4: Her entries have either been locked or deleted, with a letter for us.
Stop the idiot spamming please, or is this your way of showing you are so mature and so much more sane than I am??
In that case: try to use more words in one sentence you are sounding like 5 year olds.
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