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Sol Darkstar ([info]sol) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-02-18 14:20:00


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Tripping out~
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, the eagerly anticipated game from Nintendo in which you can use your lovable Nintendo mascots to beat the everliving shit out each other, comes out in two three weeks. Wank has been flying every which way on both Gamefaqs and Smashboards. Because the wank on both boards is so vast and tl;dr, one can simply go searching in both boards simply enough and find enough splooge to make your eyes roll. So, I'll just summarize the basic feeling of the users thus far:

"BAAAAAW THE GAME IS RUINED"
"THIS ISN'T MELEE 2.0 IDIOT"
"GTFO SCRUB"
"NO U"
etc.

And so on. It doesn't help that most of it is unfunny teel deer that only happens when the competitve and casual scene collide.

So here we are in the present, and the situation is already tense between the two groups. Growls are heard. Thoughts on yaoi Ike's sexuality are being shared. Babies are being eaten by the bucketful.

And then the tension snaps when people bring up a new topic about a very minor new addition to the gameplay that the developers have put in the game: Tripping.

Naturally, people go ballistic. With bonus complaining and OMG OPPRESSION mini-wank on the side.

And this is all over characters simply tripping. Oh gamers, always taking things as serious business!

In the meantime, people are also debating on how many things Snake can hold with that ass of his. Mmm. It's like he's wearing nothing at all.



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[info]smashingstars
2008-02-19 12:29 am UTC (link)
Then this is the perfect opportunity for you to start reading more.

Worst defense of teal dear EVER.

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[info]reeve
2008-02-19 12:45 am UTC (link)
Huh. And here I was thinking Mario Kart Wii was gonna bring all the Ninty Fanboy wank with the apparent return of snaking. Haven't kept up with the Smash Bros. Dojo lately (avoiding any further spoilers), but most everything I've seen of the game so far smacks of Awesome (very much including Snake's ass *ahem*).

SSBB can't get here soon enough.

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(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2008-02-19 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-02-19 08:46 am UTC

[info]seca
2008-02-19 12:56 am UTC (link)
I think they need to be removing their Wiimotes from their asses as the world will not end if you make fictional characters trip each other up.

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 12:58 am UTC (link)
GameFAQs' Smash board is a cesspool of idiocy, and I avoided it as much as I could. My hunger for spoilers brought me there occasionally, though. Thank god it's all out in the open now, so I don't have to go there anymore. I'm not surprised about the tripping wank, though, seeing as how they'll wank if Mario's mustache isn't at the right angle.

<3 Mr. Game & Watch.

Also, I almost had a heart attack when I saw Ivan from Golden Sun as an Assist. I was hoping he'd be a fighter, but that's just as good.

- kira_

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(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2008-02-19 02:21 am UTC
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[info]chaootaku
2008-02-19 01:02 am UTC (link)
Even though it drove me kind of insane towards the end, all of the leaked roster wank was absolutely fantastic. Was like Melee all over again x5.

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[info]southerngaelic
2008-02-19 01:24 am UTC (link)
See, why aren't these people wanking about something worth complaning about? Like, oh say, the fact that Brawl doesn't get released in Europe until late June?

*is bitter, British, Brawl fan omg*

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(no subject) - yuuko, 2008-02-19 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonoflight, 2008-02-19 08:47 pm UTC

[info]jujubee
2008-02-19 01:28 am UTC (link)
So, is anyone wanking over this yet?

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(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2008-02-19 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jujubee, 2008-02-19 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smashingstars, 2008-02-19 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2008-02-19 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2008-02-19 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-02-19 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-02-19 11:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]clover_elf_kin, 2008-02-21 11:25 pm UTC

[info]staroverthebay
2008-02-19 01:29 am UTC (link)
This report was actually more amusing than the wank itself.


I do kinda wanna smash that first person to wank about the tripping thing. Dude, way to blow it all out of proportion. Sounds like Mr/s. "Superior Opponent" doesn't like the thought of losing to an "inferior" opponent. Cry moar, idort.

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[info]hollywdliz
2008-02-19 01:46 am UTC (link)
It took me a minute to realize that by "tripping" you meant "tripping and falling" and not "whoa, I am totally tripping, man" tripping.

Maybe I've been in San Francisco too long.

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(no subject) - [info]darth_wanker, 2008-02-19 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-20 10:03 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 01:49 am UTC (link)
After about six hours of playing the Japanese version this didn't happen once to me. Filed under "BAWWWWWWW".

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I <3 Lane Bryant
[info]gynocrat
2008-02-19 02:34 am UTC (link)
Is it me, or is anyone else seeing the Cacique Lingerie and Lane Bryant clothing adds all over the Smashboards? I wonder how many click-thrus they get 0_o?

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 03:10 am UTC (link)
Dammit, I just got distracted by Stupid Sexy Snake.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2008-02-19 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-20 06:46 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
Why should an inexperienced player be given the opportunity to defeat a superior opponent based entirely on luck?

What, like in *gasp* real life?

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(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2008-02-19 03:56 am UTC
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[info]dracobolt
2008-02-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
Brawl wank? Dang, I've been waiting for this since the Japanese version came out and the roster was announced. This is good, too, though.

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-02-19 04:14 am UTC (link)
I love it when people wank about something they haven't read/played/seen because it hasn't even been released yet where they live.

I love it so much I do it myself sometimes... but I try to laugh about it later. Really.

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 04:14 am UTC (link)
I was wondering when some form of Brawl wank would be enough for f_w. It's been too much tl;dr for me to keep up with properly though.

Thoughts on yaoi Ike's sexuality are being shared.

Is there even room for discussion? Here, I'll summarize: GAY GAY GAY.

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(no subject) - [info]loki, 2008-02-19 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2008-02-19 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2008-02-19 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-02-19 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-02-19 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-02-19 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kosaginolegion, 2008-02-19 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2008-02-19 10:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-02-19 07:06 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2008-02-21 01:39 am UTC

[info]imp
2008-02-19 05:38 am UTC (link)
...They're wanking because someone can TRIP THEM?

"I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CAUSE SMASHING DEFEATS WHERE I AM THE SUPREME VICTOR! HOW CAN I BE SUPREME VICTOR IF MY OPPONENT HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TRIP ME AND COMPROMISE MY HONOR?"

It's so ridiculous. If I had any intention of ever playing this game, I'd be trippin' those bitches like it's my job.

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(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2008-02-19 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-02-19 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-02-20 02:08 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
All RIGHT! A new way to cheap-shot people!

Er I mean. How terrible that it is possible for a SUPERIOR BUTTONMASHER FIGHTER to lose to a n00b solely out of bad luck. Yes.

Damn, this makes me want to get out my Jigglypuff and kick some fanboy ass.

--tyro

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-02-19 06:21 am UTC
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[info]plazmah
2008-02-19 06:36 am UTC (link)
I CANNOT ENJOY THIS WANK BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND A WII FOR MONTHS NOW.

*cries like a baby*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-02-19 06:10 pm UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-02-19 07:08 am UTC (link)
Brawl wank. Brawl wank. Over tripping. My life is fucking complete.

Noooo, my dorm is not having a massive war over wavedashing, clones, and the lack thereof. Not at all.

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[info]melisus
2008-02-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
Wow. Tripping. Ah, this whole game has been nothing but a pool of wank. Sadly, I have not been entirely immune. (MEWTWO > LUCARIO TRUFAX)

I just want the game to get released here! Why won't February just END already?

And the soundtrack to this game is absolute gold.

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(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-02-19 07:47 am UTC

[info]staroverthebay
2008-02-19 07:37 am UTC (link)
goddamn this wank is getting better here in the F_W comments. Now that I fully understand what Tripping actually is (the Teal Deer scared me the fuck off!)

I need a shotgun to go hunt all that Teal Deer. Anyone for Teal Stew?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2008-02-19 08:52 am UTC (link)
>:O What the shit, Nintendo fanboys? How can you be wanking at a time like this?

IT'S TEA TIME NOW, BITCHES.

Have some respect for chrissakes.

lulz, html fail

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-02-19 11:14 am UTC
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[info]blackjackrocket
2008-02-19 11:16 am UTC (link)
Obligitory "Who I Wanted In Smash Bros" thread starts here!

I know die-hard Ninty fanboys will kill me, but I wanted Captain N, purely for the cheese/nostalga factor.

And Geno, let's not forget Geno.

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-19 02:18 pm UTC (link)
There must be something wrong with me. I looked at the pic of Snake and did not go "ooh, sexy!" I went, "Dang, that must itch. How can he concentrate on shooting whatses when he's got a permanent wedgie?"

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