Tripping out~
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, the eagerly anticipated game from Nintendo in which you can use your lovable Nintendo mascots to beat the everliving shit out each other, comes out in two three weeks. Wank has been flying every which way on both Gamefaqs and Smashboards. Because the wank on both boards is so vast and tl;dr, one can simply go searching in both boards simply enough and find enough splooge to make your eyes roll. So, I'll just summarize the basic feeling of the users thus far:

"BAAAAAW THE GAME IS RUINED"
"THIS ISN'T MELEE 2.0 IDIOT"
"GTFO SCRUB"
"NO U"
etc.

And so on. It doesn't help that most of it is unfunny teel deer that only happens when the competitve and casual scene collide.

So here we are in the present, and the situation is already tense between the two groups. Growls are heard. Thoughts on yaoi Ike's sexuality are being shared. Babies are being eaten by the bucketful.

And then the tension snaps when people bring up a new topic about a very minor new addition to the gameplay that the developers have put in the game: Tripping.

Naturally, people go ballistic. With bonus complaining and OMG OPPRESSION mini-wank on the side.

And this is all over characters simply tripping. Oh gamers, always taking things as serious business!

In the meantime, people are also debating on how many things Snake can hold with that ass of his. Mmm. It's like he's wearing nothing at all.