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solle (solle) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2008-03-09 19:31:00

Current music:	Gary Numan - Cars
Entry tags:	community: fandom secrets, fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, i see stupid people

Slash is hot, but homos suck! ... wait.
Someone posts glorious wankbait on fandomsecrets (#75, with the catchy color scheme). The text: "YAOI fangirl IRL homophobe. I am both and I don't think it's so bad. Is it a crime now to separate fandom from religion and reality?"

Some call troll. Most proceed to wank like their plane is going down.

God is about love--all kinds. So enjoy burning, bitch.
You can have an own opinion!
You can't separate religion and reality from fandom.
Homosexuality is incest!
Homosexuality is shota-con, rape and snuff!
Homosexuality is bats!
I know the word "espouses". You need to communicate better!
I'd say you can suck my lesbian balls, but you might get off on it.
BABY MY GAY SEX IS ON FIRE

OP finally shows up to defend herself. Sort of?

Comes with bonus illustrated summary starring Larxene!

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i have an aqua fawn, beware?

staroverthebay
2008-03-10 11:10 am UTC (link)

The only time I have ever "hated" gays is when they think that BEING gay makes them an authority on fashion (as they're parading around in ORANGE leisure suits with LIME GREEN SCARVES... eww....)

And it's not that I hate that they're fucking dudes in the ass, it's that they think that the fact that they want to fuck a dude in the ass (or be fucked in the ass by a dude) means they think their taste is superior, when it is so clearly THIRTY YEARS OUT OF DATE. Not EVERY gay guy has Queer Eye taste.

Otherwise? They're hilarious, they're nice, and they have their heads out of their asses and on their shoulders straight. More than I can say for most religious people I've met. It's slightly disconcerting to talk to one about which guy walking down the street you'd hit like the fist of an angry god, and to hear that he likes the same you do... but hey, it's fun, too! They're nowhere near as catty as girl-friends.

Yaoi is a little too prevalent to me in most fandoms, but I'm learning to love it. After all, without it, I'd not have the pure sugary bliss that is Lavallen. (*ships Lavi/Allen SO DAMNED HARD!*)

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	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? alleyprowler 2008-03-10 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	doubletake What? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? eldritch 2008-03-10 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	uh (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? dragonfangirl 2008-03-10 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	Fascinating. Please tell us more of your secret thoughts and opinions. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? snacky 2008-03-10 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	You know how there are things you think but don't say out loud (or in this case, type out) because then everyone will hear you (or read it) and think you're an asshole? Yeah, that's the case here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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mistressrenet, 2008-03-10 05:38 pm UTC

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? bof 2008-03-10 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Umm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? loki 2008-03-10 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, oh wow. Get the fuck out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? vito_excalibur 2008-03-10 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	It's true! Gay men are just darling! I'm glad someone finally came out and said it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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vito_excalibur, 2008-03-22 07:12 pm UTC

	Someone had to say it solle 2008-03-10 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	But what are your thoughts on yaoi? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? omega 2008-03-10 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? rowanberries 2008-03-10 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	...Okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2008-03-10 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? narcissam 2008-03-10 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	But do horses respect gay men? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? annaham 2008-03-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	0o (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? puipui 2008-03-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Remember how this icon was made specifically in reference to you? I do, because your comment just reminded me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? mistressrenet 2008-03-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I hope you're trolling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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mistressrenet, 2008-03-11 08:19 am UTC

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? ashenmote 2008-03-10 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	You look well-nigh ravishing in that fishmonger costume, but YOU NEED TO TALK LOUDER! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? deliciouschaos 2008-03-10 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I would've asked you what your thoughts on yaoi were, but you skipped the first step and went straight for it. It's a bit like sex without the foreplay. I'm rather let down by this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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ustareth
2008-03-10 05:39 pm UTC (link)

C for initial execution, but an F for effort overall. You remembered to include a number of troll classics (condescending attitude disguised as benevolence, using stereotypes as facts), but you simply haven't done anything new with them. Though it's obvious you have a specific goal in mind, your thesis is a bit muddled and lacking somewhat. Again: the classics are all well and good, but a little originality would not go unnoticed.

As for effort, you've successfully garnered a number of scandalized comments - including my own! - but the truly dedicated trolls know to follow through.

I encourage you to practice on your own before attempting to troll again. With a little practice and a lot of thought, I'm sure you'll be inciting the masses in no time!

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vejiicakes, 2008-03-10 08:58 pm UTC

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? seca 2008-03-10 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Lovely overgeneralization you have there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? chikane 2008-03-10 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	That was a little short, it'd be nice if you could expand on that and give more insight about how gay people are like. I'm very interested in your unbiased, stereotype-free take on the subject. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? imp 2008-03-10 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	...Um. Wow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? kinneas 2008-03-10 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Sexcellent. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? miss_padfoot 2008-03-10 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. I've lurked and posted at FW for a while, and the only dumber comments I've seen here have involved outwalking hurricanes. What the hell is wrong with you? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: i have an aqua fawn, beware? sadisticferret 2008-03-10 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Holy Hera on a horse (or do horses not respect goddesses, either?), you just never learn, do you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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