"I'm glad I f--- my doll"
Originally on Stupid Free .

The WoW webcomic, Looking for Group, features a elven hunter named Cale'Anon.  princess_magpie runs  friends_of_lfg, and is a big fan of Cale'Anon. She makes fanart, T-shirts for each day of the week, and...dolls.  Large dolls. Almost life-size dolls.

Whatever could she do with a couple of almost life-size dolls, you ask? Well, she likes to hug them alot, for starters.  

It turns out she likes to do a lot more with them.  One day, the LJ comm nonwiccanwitch got an introductory post from a saraphyx .  

I have an elven spirit lover, whom I have been with since I was seventeen. He is my guide and protector, and I also consider him my familiar spirit, because he helps me with my magic.

In saraphyx's journal, there is a once public, but now locked, post  where she describes her lover as an anatomically correct doll. Since the doll post was public when saraphyx made her nonwiccanwitch post, the comments lol at discuss this. 

ETA: white_serpent found a cache of the post  here.  Crappily screencapped by me here.


A fae_lord appears to defend saraphyx.  Oh look, he has a Cale'Anon icon.  Could this be saraphyx's elven lover? Why yes, it is!


Both journals were made on April 1st,  so people naturally call troll.  However, there is the matter of princess_magpie and the Cale'Anon doll posts.  skullard , a mod for another LfG comm,  confirms that  saraphyx is indeed princess_magpie, and has a long history of batshit.  So much for the troll idea, then.


The crazy contiues past April Fool's as fae_lord makes his own post to tell everyone off for being so meeeeean to his love.  

nonwiccanwitch fills itself with wank posts on the subject. 


Flounce:  I'm glad to be me.  I'm glad I f--- my doll, and I'm glad I'm alive.  Take me or leave me.

Unflounce.  The practice I use in which I communicate with my guardian is not so unusual;  for a start, there's something called 'soulbonding,' 

ETA: saraphyx's new comm: spirit_lovers. Snapewives need invites Y/Y?