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Sarah the Hussy ([info]braisinhussy) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-04-22 15:12:00


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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
(I wish I could say that I got into text-adventure games when they originally came out, but I'm not as old-school as I'd like to be. My sister-in-law gave me copies in the mid-90s.)

INFOCOM!! Creators of the Zork series and other text-adventures. Together with Douglas Adams, they also created one of the fucking hardest games ever (my younger self may be biased), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

24 years after the release of the HHGttG game, Andy Baio over at Waxy.org gets a hold of "a complete backup of Infocom's shared network drive from 1989."

Full article here.

It's a fascinating read regarding the game and the trials and tribulations concerning its uncompleted sequel, Milliways.

Where the wank comes in is in the comments. You see, the article contains a whole lot of employee email culled from the database. And Mr. Baio did not ask permission before publishing his article. Some seem okay about this, others, like Michael Bywater (first comment here, but there are many down the page if you search on his name), are not happy AT ALL.

Or, as Brian Moriarty commented here:

>OPEN CAN OF WORMS
Opened.


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[info]gynocrat
2008-04-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
Project Asshole. He's should put that on a t-shirt.

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[info]demonbean
2008-04-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
What is the interest in the fact that, on a creative project which failed, people thought other people were assholes and tried to find ways to solve the problem?

On the one hand, I do respect the wishes of someone who doesn't want all of this dredged up on the webernetz. On the other hand, he's the only one wanking so far, so it's a bit specious. "IT'S A SECRET AND I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT. ANGRILY."

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[info]greenling
2008-04-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
They made a game out of what?

I hate this man for causing this to be posted right before finals. I've already spent all last weekend getting Arcanum to load.

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[info]bobgenghiskhan
2008-04-23 02:23 am UTC (link)
One of the legendary monuments of the text-gaming genre, particularly not-so-fondly remembered for the fact that getting the Babel fish was $*!@$*&!@^ IMPOSSIBLE.

My younger self may share a bias with the OP.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2008-04-23 05:43 am UTC (link)
They also made a game based on his problems getting his bank to recognize his address change. Bureaucracy. Have it, never played it.

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(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2008-04-30 11:21 pm UTC

[info]vzg
2008-04-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Yes, and even with the Walkthrough open while playing it I messed up. Repeatedly. And after you get thirty minutes into it and THEN fuck up enough to get killed, you kind of lose the will to play.

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(no subject) - [info]lysana, 2008-04-25 03:15 am UTC

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[info]dejana
2008-04-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
I think you're in the wrong post.

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[info]dejana
2008-04-23 02:24 am UTC (link)
Wow. That's really interesting stuff, but a heck of a lot of private email material. Trips my "UNWISE" alarm a bit, that.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-23 02:37 am UTC (link)
Bureaucracy was harder. (Not that that stopped me from playing it again (and winning) after 20 years, or naming myself after something in the game...)

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[info]white_serpent
2008-04-23 02:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, God. Bureaucracy. I never finished that, or Planetfall.

I still have the games, though-- ♥ the application for the Better Beezer card.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-04-23 02:50 am UTC

[info]solesakuma
2008-04-23 03:01 am UTC (link)
Can I ask where do you find these games? I've always wanted to play them but I am not old-school. D:

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-23 03:14 am UTC (link)
This site has a whole bunch.

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[info]tangentialone
2008-04-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
And all three Zorks.

And completely unrelated to Infocom, but still awesome and text-based... these! 8D Spider and Web is really cool (and I'd totally recommend Frotz to play it with--if you have Windows, anyway. I don't know what it's like under Linux or a Mac).

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[info]metallicar67
2008-04-26 10:34 am UTC (link)
Home of the Underdogs is a personal favorite for all older games. Oregon Trail!

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[info]tangentialone
2008-04-23 03:24 am UTC (link)
*renews that mental note to NEVER, EVER say anything even remotely private via company email*

Ew.

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[info]khym_chanur
2008-04-23 03:48 am UTC (link)
INFOCOM wank! My heart is all a-flutter.

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[info]cyndra_falin
2008-04-23 04:21 am UTC (link)
I really, REALLY need to finish reading the damn book. *face plant*

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-04-23 11:17 am UTC (link)
Makes me sad that I never finished Spellbreaker. That DAMN stacking cubes puzzle. >E

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MC Frontalot said it best!
[info]makeshyft
2008-04-23 02:23 pm UTC (link)
It Is Pitch Black

You-are-like-ly-to-be-ea-ten
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.

It got narrated at you in the second person.
Every time you booted up, it seemed you got another version
of your life told to you by a status line blinking,
the impossible people you could be without thinking
yourself insane of personality problems,
with a mop on a drop ship or trying to stab a goblin.
That don’t play in public life. You get arrested,
psychoactive medication daily in your big intestine
and attesting that the voices in your head
said the dwarf shot first, embedded arrow then you bled.
But doctors with needles posit repeatedly
that you knocked down that midget in the park unneededly.
This has seeded the idea that you should
never venture from the house, never get misunderstood
by the non-player characters inhabiting Earth,
none of whom are too concerned about Nord & Bert,
not one of whom ever aimed a fish around the room,
trying to get it in the ear canal because doom
beset the last planet they were on, or near
the verge of a set of poetics they wouldn’t hear.
Never peered at the clues with invisible ink.
No SM goddesses ever gave them pause to think.
Never piloted six robots, each distinct.
Don’t matter how many 2-liters they drink,
they’re not gonna follow what you’re saying at all.
They impugn and appall in the scope of their gall,
as you hide in your room in disgust with the lights turned out.
Turn ‘em on in a turn. Leave ‘em off for now.

You-are-like-ly-to-be-ea-ten
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.

You read a pamphlet from a mailbox that urges low cunning,
offers cursor and prompt: type >run and you’re running,
and parses what you tell it, pronouns intact,
abbreviations if you need ‘em (better keep it gramat.).
Better punctuate your sentences and never redact
the name of anything ambiguous. You’re about to get asked,
do you mean the red one, the round one, the crooked, or the blue?
Better keep that in your pocket, don’t know yet what it could do.
Could be the spray for the grue; you’re gonna need it if it is —
a situation that reloads, restarts, or quits.
Wonder how many points out of how many points
you’ve got to get before you’re done. Endeavor then to rejoice,
when you wish more ardently, identities shed,
for continuance, the rhyme forever voyaging. Fled
from all lights and colors, from all smells and sound:
just the lyric on the monochrome display and you’re proud
to make another verse appear by solving riddles.
If you didn’t have to sleep, you know you’d never seek acquittal.
You’d be ever in the middle and the midst of quest.
If it weren’t for >don the gown. you’d never get dressed.
In your underwear typing, just like Front,
keyboard attached up to my fingers — wrists bear the brunt —
as I seek to do stunts simply through their descriptions.
I think I went once to some sands that were Egyptian.
And I retain plane tickets, snapshots, receipts,
yet I stand unconvinced that this has happened to me.
I wouldn’t want to misremember or get confused.
Recall of crawling towards a pyramid appearing over dunes.
Recall of entering the thing and descending stairs.
Does it descend from there, adventure to nightmare?
Did I battle a snake? Was the treasure intact?
Or did the TRS-80 in my brain get hacked?
Thanks, Grampa, for buying it. Now my life’s ruined.
Twenty-two years later, head’s infested: got the grue in.
PLUGHing, XYZZYfying, trying to escape,
but I can’t ‘cause I’m up and around and awake.

You-are-like-ly-to-be-ea-ten
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
consider whose fault it could be:
not a torch or a match in your inventory.

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Re: MC Frontalot said it best! - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-04-23 06:23 pm UTC
Re: MC Frontalot said it best! - [info]windex_junkie, 2008-04-26 05:22 pm UTC

[info]palabradot
2008-04-24 12:08 am UTC (link)
Now I remember the whole second verse of Vogon poetry in that game. Wasn't as goodawful as the first, but I had to give them props for even trying to add onto a classic. Oh lord the memories.


...I need to play that game again. Somebody hit me so I forget that idea immediately. :)

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[info]taktuk
2008-04-24 10:12 am UTC (link)
I rather liked this.
...Scott Adams and Infocom's games are the reason I'm sitting at a keyboard right now...

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(no subject) - [info]bobgenghiskhan, 2008-04-25 11:54 pm UTC
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[info]sudaki
2008-04-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm not going to read this wank. I'm going to play Beyond Zork instead, because Beyond Zork is freaking awesome.

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[info]bobgenghiskhan
2008-04-25 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Meanwhile, the comments thread on the original post has become exceptionally civilized, practically convivial, and wank-free. Dammit.

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[info]windex_junkie
2008-04-26 05:27 pm UTC (link)
I got the Babelfish and never got any further, even with the hint book.

I feel better knowing I wasn't the only one, but I'll probably be sticking to fluff like this still.

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