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sock_pupetteer ([info]sock_pupetteer) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-04-30 19:04:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, person: fpb

Newsflash - fpb is OUTRAGED!
Many thanks to the mousie on [info]wank_report for the heads up!

fpb chances upon a HP fic which contains "not only offensive but a genuine instance of hate speech, including evident racist overtones (apparently being "middle eastern" is bad) and a loathsome misrepresentation of historical fact."

He shields his flist from the source of this horror, claiming to not want to generate any more hits to the repulsiveness, only posting an excerpt.
The utterly offensive mote in his eye?


This:
That weird Middle Eastern crucifixion cult has lost its hold on their minds.

*faints*

He also gives the author what for in the review section:
The most crass and odious display of hate speech I have seen in quite a while. Your pathetic ignorance of Christian history is even worse than your prejudice. You are a fool, and a vicious fool. You are also blind, if you think that approximately one-third of the human race being member of "that weird Middle Eastern" (nice racist formulation, you Powellite moron) "crucifixion cult" has been losing its popularity. But then, your likes always believe what they want to believe.

Back on his lj, people go "Whut?" and "character views != author views",
but fpb isn't having any of it:
If an author presents a character as admirable, then he approves of her views. Caitlin is consistently presented as admirable - stylish, attractive, brave (she is an Auror), diplomatic and wise. What she says is not challenged.

Then the author turns up and iz amused, having commented earlier without outing herself as the Evil Author:
I'm rather amused at fpb's overreaction to something he read in a work of fiction from years back. I had no idea anyone was still reading it. I won't be removing the comment(s?) he left, or reporting them to anyone else. If he wants trouble with the FA mods, he'll have to look for another way.
What a spoilsport!


There's fun to find in amongst the tl;dr history lessons, such as the Go to bed and ignore the computer! thread:
AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE MANNERS TO LET ME SLEEP AND WAIT A FEW FUCKING HOURS FOR YOUR ANSWERS, assuming I were willing to continue the discussion? Does it not occur to you that I have already given you enough time, that I might actually have other things to do, without having to exasperate me by unwarranted displays of sense of entitlement? Do my time and patience belong to you? Who gave you the right to assume you have the right either to have free access to me at any time you please or to seal my computer so I cannot get messages from my friends or family?

His f-list are so ungrateful...


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Oh man
[info]kayla
2008-04-30 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Someone needs to explain to him that death threats are not funny!

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Re: Oh man - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-30 09:56 pm UTC
Re: Oh man - [info]puipui, 2008-04-30 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Oh man - [info]tofuknight, 2008-05-01 04:48 am UTC
Re: Oh man - [info]luthe, 2008-05-01 10:12 pm UTC
Re: Oh man - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-05-05 12:07 am UTC

[info]fools_game
2008-04-30 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Ooh! Christian history wank!

Okay, seriously. Out of all the utter batshit in the Harry Potter fandom, out of all the Christianity bashing and history-mangling and flat-out racism, this is what he choose to bunch his panties over?

Really?

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(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-04-30 06:52 pm UTC
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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-04-30 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Ah, [info]fpb - you so crazy...

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-30 02:26 pm UTC (link)
But he never answers the real question, which is: what racial slurs can we use to attack those blaspheming atheists?

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[info]seca
2008-04-30 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Dude needs to chill before he ruptures something. Or get a good whack by a clue x 4.

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-04-30 11:52 pm UTC
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[info]staroverthebay
2008-04-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I'm confusing him with someone, but doesn't this guy hate fanfic? Why is he reading it?

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(no subject) - [info]sock_pupetteer, 2008-04-30 02:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-30 07:51 pm UTC
Both icons free to gank :D - [info]sock_pupetteer, 2008-05-01 10:07 am UTC
Re: Both icons free to gank :D - [info]puipui, 2008-05-01 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tintagel, 2008-05-02 07:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kami, 2008-05-01 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2008-05-01 04:59 am UTC

[info]annaham
2008-04-30 02:33 pm UTC (link)
AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE MANNERS TO LET ME SLEEP AND WAIT A FEW FUCKING HOURS FOR YOUR ANSWERS, assuming I were willing to continue the discussion?

Does he have an alarm enabled on his computer that goes off every time a new email pops into his inbox, or when someone posts an LJ comment?

That must get really old after a while.

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(no subject) - [info]sock_pupetteer, 2008-04-30 02:49 pm UTC
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[info]damien
2008-04-30 03:22 pm UTC (link)
"I'm going to suggest something, and this may be a completely insane idea, but I'll just toss it out there...

Ignore your computer. Reply in the morning. The internet isn't going anywhere."

IF I'M NOT WATCHING, SHE SNEAKS OUT EVERY NIGHT WITH HER TWELVE SISTERS TO GO DANCING.

Love that person. I really do.

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(no subject) - rowleyorama, 2008-04-30 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-04-30 11:49 pm UTC

[info]arionhunter
2008-04-30 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Such terms as "overreaction" continue your attempt to force your categories and attitudes on me.

Oh, I'm sorry! Should we call it "the Recent Unpleasantness" instead?

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[info]snarkhunter
2008-04-30 04:01 pm UTC (link)
May I say, as a Christian, that "weird Middle Eastern crucifixion cult" is fucking HILARIOUS?

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[info]carlanime
2008-04-30 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, dear.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-30 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Dear Fabio:

I'm sorry you're part of a Middle Eastern crucifixion cult. :(

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[info]no_touching
2008-04-30 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm not a linguist, but I don't think you need to be to understand that the word 'weird' is describing 'crucifixion cult' and not 'Middle Eastern.'

Now fpb will not hesitate in telling us how smart he is, so he must realize this. Ergo, he believes the term 'Middle Eastern' is offensive in and of itself, because, you know, geographical locations just stir people up. Or he's just a disengenuous wanker and attention whore.

Oh wait, that last one...

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-04-30 07:55 pm UTC
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[info]qem_chibati
2008-04-30 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I keep trying to read the wank but my brain keeps going back to the one basic point.

Why does FPB have a f-list? D:

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[info]vorpal_blade
2008-04-30 04:17 pm UTC (link)
That weird Middle Eastern crucifixion cult has lost its hold on their minds.

So--Christianity started someplace other than the Middle East?

Thanks, FPB! I wouldn't know anything at all about history if it weren't for you!

AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE MANNERS TO LET ME SLEEP AND WAIT A FEW FUCKING HOURS FOR YOUR ANSWERS

Oh, I see--everyone on the internet is on the same time zone and the same schedule that YOU are, Fabio. Gosh, I learn so much from you! How did I manage before having your pearls of wisdom and erudition at my fingertips?

(I think I need a Fabio icon--the best I can do is the one for Anise=Lockhart, since FPB fits nicely into their little milieu.)

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[info]churri
2008-04-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Yeesh. Put down the thesaurus and back the fuck away from the computer, dude.

Who gave you the right to assume you have the right either to have free access to me at any time you please or to seal my computer so I cannot get messages from my friends or family?

[info]fpb has friends? Will wonders never cease and all that.

Does anyone have that [info]fpb wank bingo card?

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(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2008-04-30 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blankverses, 2008-04-30 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2008-05-02 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2008-05-02 05:18 am UTC

[info]mouseybrown
2008-04-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)
The most crass and odious display of hate speech I have seen in quite a while.

And you know, Fat Pretentious Bastard really knows what he's talking about when it comes to odious displays of hate speech. This is the man who said that anyone who appeared to be Muslim (i.e. brown skin, accent, beards optional) should be prepared to be subject to searches at airports on the basis that they might be a terrorist and that Islam was a religion that encourages its followers to hate other religions. Because, you know, Catholicism has never done that.

*cough - Inquisition - cough*

Given the way FPB over-reacts to everything on the internet that he doesn't like, he's gotta be a stroke waiting to happen. And I for one will give a little cheer when it does.

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2008-04-30 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-05-01 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-05-01 08:40 am UTC
GIP
[info]hooloovoo_too
2008-04-30 04:30 pm UTC (link)
There is no point in pointing out that the "death threat" was an exasperated joke, because you knew it already, and your use of it is in bad faith.

Oh! So if he takes someone's crack about Christianity far too seriously, it's racism and it's clearly something to get angry about (even though mysteriously he seems most upset about its anti-Christian overtones and not any racial ones; is Christianity a race?). That's completely legitimate, and not overreacting AT ALL.

But if someone takes a death threat seriously, they're obviously acting in bad faith.

Thank you FPB, for educating me in the ways of the world.

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Re: GIP - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-04-30 11:55 pm UTC

[info]fierydream
2008-04-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
What makes this even funnier is, the fic in question was posted in 2001...

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[info]senor_pinata
2008-04-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Man, I'm so tired of fpb I can't even bring myself to mock.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-05-01 01:25 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-05-02 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fanpoodlex, 2008-05-02 06:01 am UTC

[info]chikane
2008-04-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Christianity is a race?

Oh.

Middle eastern is an insult?

Oh.

The more you know.

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[info]melannen
2008-04-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Eeee! "Slytherin Rising" wank! Man, that takes me back. :D (Even if it is just fpb and should probably be ignored - Slytherin Rising wank! Oh, Caitlin the screwed-up, I used to adore you so.)

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(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-05-03 10:45 am UTC

[info]naive_wanderer
2008-04-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
If an author presents a character as admirable, then he approves of her views. Caitlin is consistently presented as admirable - stylish, attractive, brave (she is an Auror), diplomatic and wise. What she says is not challenged.

Wait a second - Harry was presented as an admirable character in the original books, but he did/said lots of things we weren't supposed to approve of. Bzuh?

Also: poor you, getting all those emails when you should be SLEEPING! Why, you'd think someone would come up with a fancy contraption - say, an on/off button, but that's just my crazy imagination again! - that would allow you to ignore those pesky and rudely-timed emails until the next morning!

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2008-04-30 04:56 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]churri, 2008-05-01 05:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]naive_wanderer, 2008-04-30 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-04-30 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-05-01 07:39 am UTC

[info]luthe
2008-04-30 04:52 pm UTC (link)
You know, I think my favorite part is when he takes the time to stop his pretentious ranting and pimp his fic. That takes *balls*.

...I take things back. Such as, oh, now. But given what I think of neo-paganism, that is, as far as I am concerned, a distinction without a difference.

That, however, is pretty WTF inducing. Anybody know where that icon about sticks and logs up one's ass is?

Also, can he please stop abusing Athena like that? I am surprised she hasn't smote his ass already for using her image whilst being such a fucktard.

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(no subject) - [info]mechanicaljewel, 2008-04-30 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-05-01 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-30 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - janegray, 2008-04-30 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-05-01 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-04-30 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-04-30 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-05-01 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-05-01 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-05-01 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emily_goddess, 2008-05-01 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2008-05-02 04:20 pm UTC

[info]herongale
2008-04-30 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Wasn't [info]fpb banned from f_w? Or did I just hallucinate that?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-30 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-04-30 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2008-04-30 11:55 pm UTC
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