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	rowan 2003-07-31 09:19 am UTC (link)
	Wow, that final quote is great... is tempted to make an icon (Reply to this)(Thread)

	... dafnap 2003-07-31 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	dammit! I can't be this bored... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anatsuno 2003-07-31 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	dead is this free for grabs or for rowan only? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: dafnap 2003-07-31 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	'course, darlin'! Elijah gets around like the town bicycle! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	elijah 2003-07-31 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	SO not true! >:0!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dafnap 2003-07-31 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	::sings:: The wheels on the bike go round and round...round and round...round and round... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: ... rowan 2003-07-31 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	BWAHAHA! Excellent. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ruaki
2003-07-31 09:21 am UTC (link)

Oh, the beauty of it all.

And here I thought I was 'familiar' with this whole IWC thing, and I never heard of Nemesis (despite visiting 411) and CRZ I first thought was one of those indy feds owned by Blue Meanie or something. LOL

d00d. It's recaps. RECAPS. RECAPS. How can a recap be more entertaining than the other, unless someone wanks all over it, like ~~Scooter~~ Scott Keith? Maybe I'm just overshooting the point, as I only read the recaps to see what I missed.

After all, I'm just a stupid wrestling mark, hurr hurr.

(Was this even coherent?)

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evilgmbethy
2003-08-01 05:32 am UTC (link)

Exactly. Recaps. That's what is so beautiful. The guy wanted to have a contest to see who could say "Triple H won!" in the most clever way.

And I've been around the IWC for 5+ years, but don't have the first clue who "Nemesis" is. But he's apparently a huge IWC celebrity! HA! That right there is amusing in and of itself. Touting someone as an IWC celebrity. As someone mentioned on the board, "His parents must be proud."

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	sorchar 2003-07-31 09:38 am UTC (link)
	It should just be Wank Wrestling Entertainment. (Reply to this)

	rann 2003-07-31 10:46 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! ... ^.^ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sorchar 2003-07-31 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Icon. That. Yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-31 11:26 am UTC (link)
	You could get long-haired Vash to stand in for Jay? n.n (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2003-07-31 11:34 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHA....Jay has short hair now though. Or do you mean a different Jay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-31 11:45 am UTC (link)
	I mean the Jay of Jay and Silent Bob, but if you're talking about the guy who plays him, well, what's it matter if his hair's short now? n.n;; It was long in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, whereupon the "ball-lickers" comment originates. Verily. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: sorchar 2003-07-31 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Ah! I was thinking of a different Jay. G (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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rann
2003-07-31 11:51 am UTC (link)

If you haven't seen J&SBSB, you must. It's for anyone who's ever gotten pissed off over getting flamed by jerks. The whole plot of the movie revolves around Jay & Silent Bob finding out people are talking trash about them over the internet (very wanky people talking very wanky trash), and going on a quest to put a stop to it.
It should be, like, required viewing for any F_Wer. ^.^

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	Re: sorchar 2003-07-31 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	LOL Sounds like a movie much of the WWE would enjoy, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2003-07-31 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Going door to door with the list, at the end? One of my favorite scenes ever. No, I'm not vindictive. ahem. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: rann 2003-07-31 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	o/` How many people wanna kick some ass? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	virago 2003-08-01 12:11 am UTC (link)
	I do! I do! Yay... You know how the copier scene in "Office Space" is kind of the touchstone for frazzled employees? I think the ass-kicking part in J&SB is the equivalent for frazzled net-junkies. Definitely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lillyv 2003-07-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	nods vigorously in agreement Yes. Well, since this is a wrestling thread.... OH HELL YES. hides head (Reply to this)(Parent)

	arabel 2003-07-31 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	What about this one? If you ignore him, your taking away his vagina of life. 0_o Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.....falls down, dead (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2003-07-31 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	'vagina of life'. It sounds so iconable, but I'm scared fo trying to make it into an icon. @_@ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	quinctia 2003-08-01 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Luckily for you, I was bored! Free for the snatching (har-dee-har-har). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2003-08-01 06:55 am UTC (link)
	HOLY SHIT MMM MMM SO SEXXORING YOU NOW (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: quinctia 2003-08-01 07:57 am UTC (link)
	MY BOYFRIEND IS A TERRITORIAL MARINE WHO COULD KILL YOU WITH DENTAL FLOSS. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilgmbethy 2003-08-01 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I was rather fond of this post: "So what is this, a 'Loser Is Gay' match? What if you're both gay, is it a draw?" I agree with the sentiments on the board, it is the best thread ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rikoshi 2003-07-31 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm already gay! Does this mean that this fellow reigns victorious by default? Woe is me! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	virago 2003-07-31 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking more along the lines of "okay then, everybody wins!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2003-07-31 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a World Champion quick draw competitor out of WA state. You may have heard of me. "Quick draw?" Why am I having visions of a Pictionary champ right now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lillyv 2003-07-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I wonder if he enjoys dressing up like Zorro and beating people senseless with a guitar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilgmbethy 2003-08-01 05:44 am UTC (link)
	He's probably too busy polishing his various "MOST 1337 d00d IN THE IWC" trophies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-08-02 09:48 am UTC (link)
	Okay, we've already covered the "what if he's gay" angle to the max, but... What if one of the fighters is bisexual? Is he half a winner or half a loser? A combination of both? (Winser? Lonner?) (Reply to this)