I CHALLENGE U!
Okay, so wank pretty much flows like water at any smark wrestling message board, but this is just too beautiful.

A little history, for those not in the know:
The guy who owns this message board, known as CRZ, used to write show recaps of wrestling. He quit doing it more than a year ago, presumably because it's incredibly tedious, I'm not sure. Not a big deal. He was pretty well-known in what is called the "IWC" (Internet Wrestling Community), but that is hardly a presigious thing. I mean, it's the *INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY*. We're not talking about Hollywood here.

Well, apparently someone decided to challenge him to a recap showdown!

http://wienerboard.com/thread.php/id=13154

Funny enough concept in the first place, right? But the thread just increases in wankish beauty from there. It's beautiful really, and you have to love a message board thread that has a post which includes the words:

"AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, I WILL REIGN VICTORIOUS, AND YOU WILL BE GAY."

You just have to.