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The pornotherapist is IN ([info]oulangi) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-05-20 12:34:00


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Entry tags:can't escape the screencaps, fandom: harry potter, plucky girl detective, sockpuppets

Dr. Argyle and Ms. Mule
Meet Argyle the sock.

Now meet Eeyore9990. Oh, right – you’ve already met her.

A million years ago in fandom terms (so like 4 months) the mods from several large HP fests received an email from “argyle the sock” originating from a hotmail.co.uk addy. Argyle was concerned that these big fests rejected people who wanted to participate, and wouldn’t a fest of people who were rejected be awesome? Oh, and let's call it HP_scratchoffs or something equally demeaning.

Natch, the various fest mods contacted didn’t want to touch the proposal, mostly because the notion was that this would be a fest for people who arbitrarily weren't "good enough" (in the e-mailer's eyes) to be chosen.

Soon thereafter this post appeared from [info]eeyore9990, bemoaning the over-abundance of fests:

“Why? Why does any fandom, even one as large and varied as HP fandom, need five billion fests? Right now, at this minute, I can think of at least three fests that are posting, several more that are in the writing stage, and a few that are taking sign ups. Why?

Why indeed.

[info]eeyore9990 you might remember, also HATES freedom reviews. To her, fanfic is a special gift, like a flesh and blood child, that should be appreciated and loved and adored no matter how butt-fugly said child is.

Naturally in Eeyore logic, the correct response when someone not only hates being judged, but also hates the over abundance of fests is …to join and pimp lots and lots of fests with judges and voting!

Yeah!

When the mods of various fests weigh in, Eeyore apparently decides that insulting the people who run the fests that you want to play in might not be the best way to garner invitations to participate in the future, she adds this:

ETA: I think I tripped over my point and landed on my ass up there. Let me simplify it here. I don't have a problem with fests in general. I have a problem with the sheer number of fests. Why does fandom need fifteen fests focusing on one pairing? As an example: First there was the Snarry Games. It was (is) awesome and wonderful and drew the best of the best. People made note of that and instantly, overnight, there were fifteen new Snarry fests popping up all over the place. I just don't think we need SO MANY fests. Why can't we be like the Snermione people? They have one fest. That's all they need. They don't ruin a good thing by mass-production.

So far – whatever – just another blip of attention whoring in the HP wankdom.

Then the HD worldcup begins, and [info]coffeejunkii has the nerve (NERVE I SAY!) to leave feedback that is less than 100% glowing on a team Epilogue fic. Eeyore is on team EWE.

The comment was initially screened by the HD worldcup mods but subsequently put back at the request of the fic author.[info]coffeejunkii was asked to tone it down in the community – essentially the “situation” was handled. Quietly, with a minimal of fuss.

However, this was not enough for Argyle the Sock, and fandom shall not be spared hir logorrhea Boldyslocks Opinions! Rawr!

**The original of this was deleted. This copy was helpfully provided originally by Argyle hirself. There is a piece missing from the middle that Argyle helpfully summarized (and I bolded) for us**

Title: How to Comment on a Piece of Fanwork Without Transplanting Your Arse to the Top of Your Head, or How NOT to be an Asshat
To be honest, dear friends, this How-To Guide was originally going to address typical mistakes seen among those new to fandom. However, given the newest of new trends, it is the decided opinion of myself and my friend—whose actual identity is difficult to determine as he's been here far longer and has considerable more build up of lint—to grasp our remaining threads firmly and plunge into the morass.

Concrit is Critical to the Aspiring Producer of Fanwork
If you read, write, draw, or do anything else (vidding, for example) in fandom, it can often be difficult to decide when to comment and how to comment. Comments as feedback are, generally, treasured by those who receive them. Feedback can come in many forms from the generally amusing *ded* to more thought provoking comments that have obviously been mulled over by the one providing the feedback. Feedback can also come in the unamusing form of the flame, but we will leave all those forms for now to concentrate on the newest form of feedback: The Critical Comment.

The Critical Comment has achieved some notoriety of late as it has stirred up a bit of antipathy among certain sectors as well as praise among others. Whenever two sectors of fandom are split in such a manner, it tends to draw notice of those less desirable off-shoots of fandom. For instance, the socks in the dryer vents. But I digress.

On the one hand, Fanworkers will go to great lengths to receive comments. Every author and artist in fandom covets their comments and judges the acceptance of their work based on comments received. Those who claim to not watch their comment counts closely are simply disingenuous and make me wonder what ELSE they will be less than forthright about. Again with the digression. Apologies.

Those who support the Critical Comment say that the Authors/Artists should be less sensitive. After all, one can only learn from the Critical Comment and, therefore, become a better Author or Artist because of it. Not so, say those across the way. The Critical Comment is nothing more than a thinly disguised flame. After giving this much thought, and reading the comments in the latest Olympic-style fest to hit the waves of fandom, I think the reason there is such fraction is that there is something missing from the Critical Comment. A constructive aspect.

(Unfortunately, I must have written the part with Outofthisplace's comment (link and text) in the ij post screen because I don't have it here. It was her comment on Riptide, so you can easily find it. I pointed out how it was concrit that every author worth their salt would be eager to receive. There wasn't a lot of commentary from "Argyle" as her comment really stood on its own… It wasn't entirely complimentary, but the criticism was constructive. Then I posted the link and text of coffeejunkii's comment. The rest of the post is as follows.)

This comment left me scratching my seams, I don't mind telling you. I'm not entirely certain what one is supposed to glean from that, especially as this comment is an open dialogue with the Author of the fic.

Before you pull your indignation around you in a righteous sheath, please understand that I am not disallowing [info]coffeejunkii or those like her their opinions. Opinions are cheap; everyone has one. We are all not only entitled to them, but we are also inundated with them from all sources.

That being said, I'm not entirely certain why so many are defending this ilk of Critical Comment. The only intention I can read from this is simply to hurt the Author. A moment of temporary satisfaction and a lifetime of asshattery.

As you can see from the above, commenting can be tricky. If all else fails, remember this, especially during fest season: Even though a posting may be anonymous, there is a person behind the fic or the art, someone whose only intent was to entertain, gaining nothing monetary in response. Regardless if the Fanwork was created for a competition or for a gift, comments can and do colour perception.

Constructive Criticism is priceless. Flames are worthless. Where does your comment fall?

IF you actually got through all that - congrats! As you might imagine, it got some attention. I didn't backtrack all of the posts - but there was a fair amount of discussion (once again) on feedback, manners, and how fandom ought to be.

On the face of it, Eeyore and Argyle would appear to be fandom opposites. Eeyore thinks silly fests are ruining fandom, while Argyle want to start another one. Eeyore jumps in to defend random people and decries meanies, while Argyle is comfortable getting her bitch on and demonstrating exactly the behavior Eey has belly-ached over in the past.

But not everyone sees them as so different. People begin to speculate on Argyle's identity, and Eeyore is mentioned as a suspect. But Eeyore, so she says, hadn't seen the Argyle sock until it pointed out, and was more impressed with Argyle's superior HTML skills. This may be the first Alibi by HTML I've ever seen; No I cannot possibly be that Sockpuppet, I don't know how to code for it.

The post has since been locked, But I have screencaps:
Eeyore deflects 1
Eeyore deflects 2
Photobucket

Despite Eeyore's compelling HTML defense, the rumors continue, and several people email the modswith their suspicions. The mods remember the odd email they got way back when.
More talk, and the mods lay a trap. IP evidence cast suspicion on [info]eeyore9990, and when confronted she confesses.

The mods tell her they’ve decided to ban her from basically any fest they’re involved in, and warn her that if she continues to snipe/campaign against [info]coffeejunkii they will out her as "Argyle". Her story stays in the fest so it won’t mess up her teams chances in the fest, but at the end they will not be archiving her story. They ask her to withdraw herself from the fest.

EDITHer full (very very long) reply:
eeyore to wwok 1
eeyore to wook 2

The Clift note version:

No, I won’t withdraw. Also, you’ve got it all wrong! I wasn’t attacking anyone, just writing meta!

Plus by sockpuppeting I was PROTECTING the worldcup from wank, because I'm a known wanker.

and anyway, complaining to mods is “tattling” while sockpuppeting is your civic duty?

Also, authors have it so hard:
We're apparently required, as authors, to sit back and allow our work to be raked over the coals, put up with anything anyone wants to say about something we've invested time and effort into, and then say nothing in our defense or in defense of other authors. Not even, obviously, in an anonymous meta post. Defending ourselves leaves us open to the derision and wank of others.

This could (should?) have been the end of it. It might have simply died a unwanked death, had this not showed up sometime later on fandom secrets:

oh eeyore, u so fail

That’s [info]coffeejunkii’s journal background in the picture. People on fandomsecrets make the connection. As does coffeejunkii. As does, well everyone who've read the email exchange reproduced above, and seeing that Eeyore has decided NOT to stop her campaign against concrit coffeejunkii, release copies of the exchange and the IP evidence.

Over in Muleville, Eeyore’d like us to know:
eeyore wanks

Why yes, dear, we did. Thanks for the show.

ETA One of the mods of HD worldcup has replied! Plus with added Screencapping goodness! HERE



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[info]nonners
2008-05-20 10:50 pm UTC (link)
HP and sockpuppet allegations? Why am I not surprised?

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[info]joye
2008-05-20 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Step AWAY from Eeyore. Disney already made him into a smiling lobotomized shadow of his former self, he doesn't need any further association problems.

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(no subject) - [info]nonnyeve, 2008-05-21 03:44 am UTC
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[info]llama_treats
2008-05-20 10:56 pm UTC (link)
I ♥ outed sockpuppets.

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flightstothesea
2008-05-20 10:59 pm UTC (link)
I have no particular comments on the wank itself-- except to say that sockpuppets always, ALWAYS get outed eventually-- I'm just amused that you thought to include title tags for your links. :D

Now if only Firefox would display the tags in their entirety instead of cutting them off.

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(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2008-05-20 11:01 pm UTC
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[info]eucalyptus
2008-05-20 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Snermione?

And I thought dramione was bad. Woe, where is my Chuck Norris icon when I need it?

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(no subject) - [info]wolfshark, 2008-05-20 11:19 pm UTC
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[info]dhole
2008-05-20 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I have seen the word "fest" too many times. Now all I can think about is Soultaker.

Everybody fest!

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(no subject) - [info]just_a_figment, 2008-05-21 04:22 pm UTC

[info]danceswithelvis
2008-05-20 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow...I just got really confused. A friend has an 'eeyore' entitled account on LJ WITH THAT SAME PICTURE. All I could think of was...wtf? When did he go batshit?

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[info]puipui
2008-05-20 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Ah, HP wank. Nothing makes me feel like I need a flowchart quite like HP wank.

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[info]rotten_fish
2008-05-20 11:18 pm UTC (link)
She's a lot douchier than I remember. Before she was just whiny. Now she's douchey. But in a lame way that relies on making sockpuppets and fandom secrets to get her point across.

This comment left me scratching my seams

That's so fucking cutesy and repulsive. And capitalizing 'author'? Ugh.

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[info]gun
2008-05-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
\o/

Someone finally reported this wank!

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2008-05-21 08:53 am UTC

[info]shinga
2008-05-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I have never, before this wank, heard the term "fest" before in this context.

I assume this means I'm more out of touch with HP fandom than I though and God does that give me a bit of happiness. :D

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(no subject) - [info]vorse, 2008-05-21 01:22 am UTC
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[info]furiosity
2008-05-20 11:36 pm UTC (link)
To be honest, dear friends, this How-To Guide was originally going to address typical mistakes seen among those new to fandom.
IRONY.

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bigi
2008-05-20 11:38 pm UTC (link)
While eeyore's douchebaggery is evident, I think coffeejunki's response to that fic was rather asstastic. Concrit usually includes helpful tips to improve, not snide whining because you didn't like the ending.

*cleans up after self*

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2008-05-20 11:42 pm UTC
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[info]thegiantsquid
2008-05-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I saw rumblings about this on my flist and now I finally understand WTF is going on! *\o/*

I love HP wank *pets it*

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[info]bigbigtruck
2008-05-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)

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[info]vanya_elda
2008-05-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
SO MUCH TEEL DEER O_O

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-05-21 12:04 am UTC

[info]aubrem
2008-05-20 11:57 pm UTC (link)
So did the IPs go to the UK for real or was that fake? I thought she was american.

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(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2008-05-21 12:06 am UTC
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[info]ari_o
2008-05-21 12:04 am UTC (link)
Yes, because trying to control the number of writing fests in a community of online fanficcers make all kinds of sense, but only if you hit yourself in the head with a mallet repeatedly while singing Lydia the Tattooed Lady and licking live electrical sockets.

Oooo second post in a row I have an icon for!

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(no subject) - [info]smashingstars, 2008-05-21 02:24 am UTC
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[info]white_serpent
2008-05-21 12:23 am UTC (link)
Was it the same Argyle Sock who had it suspiciously and very grudgily in for Erastes, I wonder?

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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2008-05-21 01:37 am UTC
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[info]lizrocks
2008-05-21 12:34 am UTC (link)
What's a fest? I keep thinking it's short for festival but I think I'm wrong.

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[info]charmian
2008-05-21 12:57 am UTC (link)
She hates fests, so she joins them and creates sockpuppets to police them? I also like how she had to wank using a sock in order to... save the fest from wank. Nothing like burning the village down in order to save it.

Why can't we be like the Snermione people?

I keep imagining this on a bumper sticker.

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-05-21 01:11 am UTC

[info]krazycat
2008-05-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
Yikes, that's a lot to read.

And I read it all, too. I must be mad.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-05-21 01:20 am UTC (link)
That's way too long and too many sockpuppets to read, so I'll just make a slightly nostalgic comment:

First there was the Snarry Games. It was (is) awesome and wonderful and drew the best of the best.

You know, I remember the Snarry Games, I think. Assuming I'm thinking of the same thing, I actually ran the 'games' in a different fandom on which the Snarry Games were based; the mods who later ran Snarry Games actually e-mailed me for permission to use the idea. Which was kind of stupid, I thought, because seriously, who would get butthurt over the ownership of a kind of fic contest? (Don't answer that.)

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(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2008-05-21 01:36 am UTC
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[info]stoney321
2008-05-21 01:41 am UTC (link)
I got to "Snermione" and could go no further.

Double you tea FUCK, HP?

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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2008-05-27 11:17 pm UTC

[info]emiweebee
2008-05-21 01:42 am UTC (link)
Not to be a mean bitch, but I think punishing the team for Eeyore's idiocity would've helped. Nothing makes a stinging, permanent mark quite like your friends getting extremely pissed at you for your own stupidity.

Also, in the fandom_secrets post...was that angry thundercloud a part of the original layout, or a snarky add-on with the secret? Because...I don't get it if it was the latter.

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