I feel a bit weird arguing AGAINST robot sex.
My psychic wank skills have lead me right once more.

The IDW thread was relatively polite when I first posted, if a bit teal deer. Then Damolishor showed up and it all went to h***.

I reckon that it's pretty obvious that the number of people who realise that Transformers DON'T "Sexually reproduce" (Why do something that is not only unnecessary, but which would be uncomfortable for robots) to the small number that do is indicative that the people who know they don't are right. I don't know why the hell this point keeps coming up.

*snip*

Therefore, No sex.

And don't even ****ing get me started on the fact that Powerglide, Ironhide and Inferno are NOT the boyfriends of Moonracer, Chromia and Firestar AGAIN. I'm not a fan of the borderline hentai, either.

And they're off, with wall paragraphs like you've never seen. There's also arguments as to whether Powerglide straddling Chromia is worksafe (apparently boy robot kissing falls under NSFW but this does not) and Tramp wields his boldface like a mighty sword that might also represent a penis while Damolishor slings his asterisks every which way and Jaysie urges people to stop being so mean to Tramp. Supposedly Damolishor and Tramp have history to the point of Damolishor threatening to kick Tramp's ass back before Tramp was banned from seibertron.com, but this information is not verifiable at this time. EDIT: Ah, here we go.

To cap it off, here's a sparkling gem from Tramp that seems to sum up his argument:

I am not saying you have to agree with me. Just don't tell me I am wrong on this. And here, where at least they aren't talking about sex.

EDIT: Also, it appears that Tramp's fascination with humancentricity even led him to write a letter to Simon Furman himself to convince Furman of his point.

EDIT: And now they're arguing over whether it was making out or Powerglide slipping Moonracer the dipstick. Why?

EDIT POINT TWO: The mods come along to say 'stfu before Hasbro comes poking around and sees you've implied robosexings! Understandable, given the fate of transformerotica.com all those years ago.

EDIT POINT THREE: And in our final act, Tramp cries censorship but the Mosaic mods decide to ax the piece anyway. The thread is locked and for now the madness quiets. The original piece can be found here.