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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-06-26 14:50:00
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Current mood:CAPSLOCKED
Entry tags:creator wank, dramatic reading, fan rage, rap music, sparta, squid brains

IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Kanye West goes insane on his blog after his performance at the Bonnaroo Festival is delayed and the fans are mean to him. (But not insane enough to forget to stick a Mac Air reference in his MOSTLY CAPS rant - keep those ad revenue checks coming in, Kanye.) Cue the usual WE LUV U KANYE vs KANYE SUX comments everywhere.


...His new song, Squid Brains, is sure to be a hit. (OK, I'm wishing here.)
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[info]urpletastic
2008-06-26 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Damn. In early on a new wank and not one single intelligent thing to say except ...

Bwuh?

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[info]angora
2008-06-26 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Can't really think of anything to say, except that is a lot of caps lock.

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(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-06-26 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]enrythe8th, 2008-06-27 01:17 am UTC
Icon...
[info]children_of_lir
2008-06-26 10:21 pm UTC (link)
That icon is from one of my fav WB cartoons of all time.

Gossamer love!

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[info]jupiterpluvius
2008-06-26 10:22 pm UTC (link)
George W. Bush doesn't care about his CAPSLOCK RAGE!

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-26 11:03 pm UTC

[info]negativecosine
2008-06-26 10:23 pm UTC (link)
The spam filter on that site seems to be broken, or people are hitting the Post Comment button way too many times in their... emotional states. Um.

What?

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[info]demonbean
2008-06-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I have to say, I always thought Kanye West was a conceited asshole. However, he did it with great style. I mean, showing up at an awards ceremony with women covered in gold paint? So classless it's almost classy.

But this? This lacks style.

/sad

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I LUV U KANYE
[info]tardis
2008-06-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I love "rapper beef." If anyone has time, they should look into the Ice T/Soulja Boy feud. It's hilarious.

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Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]thoms, 2008-06-26 10:53 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]tardis, 2008-06-26 11:01 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]erototoxin, 2008-06-27 06:38 am UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]tintagel, 2008-06-27 01:36 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]tardis, 2008-06-27 04:42 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]pipssister, 2008-06-27 10:40 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]looking_glass, 2008-06-27 04:29 pm UTC
Re: I LUV U KANYE - [info]mortifyd, 2008-07-02 05:41 am UTC

[info]luthe
2008-06-26 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Kanye West writes like a 13 year-old FF.N writer who just got a bad review. Complete with capslock, ellipses abuse, and crimes against grammar.

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[info]dubious
2008-06-26 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's... That read like a ten year whining.

And where's the tentacle porn? *sadface*

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-26 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dubious, 2008-06-26 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-27 11:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2008-06-27 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-27 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2008-06-26 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 09:08 pm UTC

pishbadlarr
2008-06-26 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Personally, I like the porta potty art.

But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life.
Really? A bunch of fans who were pissed that they were waiting in the middle of the night for two hours for his set to get put up insulted him more than anything else in his life? Does he get out much?

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(no subject) - [info]tardis, 2008-06-26 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - pishbadlarr, 2008-06-26 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-26 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]enrythe8th, 2008-06-26 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2008-06-27 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-06-27 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lydiapinkham, 2008-06-27 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2008-06-27 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-27 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kefanii, 2008-06-27 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2008-06-27 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2008-06-27 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]laerwen, 2008-06-27 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-06-27 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-06-27 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2008-06-27 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2008-06-28 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-06-29 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-06-30 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ferret, 2008-06-27 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-06-27 03:59 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 01:11 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2008-06-26 11:05 pm UTC (link)
... I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW

When do we get to see the sex tape?

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[info]chlorhexidine
2008-06-26 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh sweet heavens that blog looks like it was written by my fifteen year old self. Except without the references to Pearl Jam. Sadly, I grew out of it. It seems that I will never be that cool again.

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[info]deviantdesade
2008-06-26 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Aaw. The first Kanyefen wank I've ever seen. By Kanye himself - his biggest fan. You sir, are special.

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[info]varethane
2008-06-26 11:26 pm UTC (link)
EXCLAMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2008-06-27 02:31 am UTC

[info]singe
2008-06-26 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Performance malfunctions (lateness, faulty set) would drive anyone nuts and I almost feel his pain. Maybe if he referenced the Truman Show some more...

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-26 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-06-27 04:09 am UTC

[info]mindset
2008-06-26 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Llama, baby, post the whole rant, not just a link please, it's the best thing ever. :D

Short-shirting it like this is unfair to Kanye, because never say he didn't give his all!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-06-27 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 01:12 am UTC

[info]breathe
2008-06-26 11:43 pm UTC (link)
... I feel bad for his keyboard.

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(no subject) - [info]trisandrockets, 2008-06-27 06:21 am UTC
I don't. - [info]platedlizard, 2008-06-29 11:09 am UTC

[info]gareas
2008-06-26 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I lost my place reading a good six times trying to get through the wall of ALL CAPS.

And I didn't even finish, because there's only so much whining I can take.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2008-06-28 06:47 am UTC

[info]akatsuki_ame
2008-06-26 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Wow, the caps, they blind.

But I really think there's only so much Kanye can blame on stage malfunctions/slow stage crew...unless the stage crew kept him tied up the whole two hours he was MIA. So is it righteous anger then?

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[info]enrythe8th
2008-06-27 12:05 am UTC (link)
I tried reading that aloud and practically went deaf.

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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2008-06-27 12:09 am UTC

[info]bleachedclouds
2008-06-27 12:15 am UTC (link)
Awww Kanye and his allcaps rage. HE IS SO HARD DONE BY WITH HIS MILLIONS WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

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[info]staroverthebay
2008-06-27 12:31 am UTC (link)
squid brains?

*giggles*

I'm thinking Kanye is craving calamari?

*dork*

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(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2008-06-27 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-06-28 12:13 am UTC

[info]cazrolime
2008-06-27 12:40 am UTC (link)
Wow. That's, um... wow. I keep trying to read the capslock block text, but my eyes rebel.

(I would listen to a song called "Squid Brains" just for the title. :D)

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I'll admit it.
[info]airie
2008-06-27 12:43 am UTC (link)
I went to college with him. I had classes with him. He was the mouthiest, most arrogant, puffed up asshole I'd ever met. He couldn't help tell everyone in earshot, repeatedly just how fucking talented he is and just how big he would get and how we'd all kneel before him and his massive talent. I remember looking at him when he went into another tirade about how famous he would be and how the professor didn't know what he was talking about and I thought,

"Motherfucker! Shut up... everyone knows you'll be washing my goddamn car in 5 years still talking about how nobody understood your music."

He's still a dick, but... he was right and I was wrong.

/mythoughtsonkanye

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Re: I'll admit it. - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 01:15 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 01:18 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 01:25 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-06-28 04:16 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]hristaesir, 2008-06-27 02:25 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 04:34 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]aerobot, 2008-06-27 07:15 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]tomato_ja_nai, 2008-06-27 11:35 am UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 04:31 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]isntitironic, 2008-06-27 02:13 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 05:55 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 06:05 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]fresco_le_raye, 2008-06-27 08:49 pm UTC
Re: I'll admit it. - [info]arby_m, 2008-06-30 06:21 am UTC

[info]acari
2008-06-27 12:47 am UTC (link)
Call me a hater, but when I am full of rage the last thing I care about is to type out the specifications of my computer.

O HAI I HATE YOU ALL. I WILL REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN OF MY DELL INSPIRON 6400 AND STRANGLE YOU ALL. DIE DIE DIE.

Nah, doesn't work.

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(no subject) - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]acari, 2008-06-27 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-27 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-27 11:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cazrolime, 2008-06-27 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fresco_le_raye, 2008-06-27 08:52 pm UTC
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