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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-06-26 14:50:00
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Current mood:CAPSLOCKED
Entry tags:creator wank, dramatic reading, fan rage, rap music, sparta, squid brains

IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Kanye West goes insane on his blog after his performance at the Bonnaroo Festival is delayed and the fans are mean to him. (But not insane enough to forget to stick a Mac Air reference in his MOSTLY CAPS rant - keep those ad revenue checks coming in, Kanye.) Cue the usual WE LUV U KANYE vs KANYE SUX comments everywhere.


...His new song, Squid Brains, is sure to be a hit. (OK, I'm wishing here.)
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[info]doomsday
2008-06-26 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Kanye West didn't give it his all.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-26 11:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-06-28 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eleganceliberty, 2008-06-27 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 02:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deviantdesade, 2008-06-27 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 07:49 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2008-06-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
At least this is a refreshing (and crazy) change from his usual bitchfest:

"WAAAAAAAH I WORKED SOOOOOO HARD WHY DIDN'T I GET A GRAMMY THIS YEAR?!!?!?!"

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-06-26 11:26 pm UTC (link)
He's surprised people are upset about him not performing when he said he would? Of course- it makes perfect sense!

Right. CRY MOAR, KANYE.

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[info]vanya_elda
2008-06-26 11:32 pm UTC (link)
PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L O L

A headliner went an hour over? NO WAI. SAY IT AIN'T SO, KANYE.

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[info]vzg
2008-06-26 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Whoa, Kayne. They're called paragraph breaks. Use 'em.

PS: You didn't give it your all! You didn't give it your all! Oh, man, that feels good.

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(no subject) - [info]leto, 2008-06-26 11:43 pm UTC
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[info]laerwen
2008-06-27 12:21 am UTC (link)
Jaysus. Someone hand that guy a RETURN key. D:

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-27 12:48 am UTC

[info]jupiterpluvius
2008-06-27 01:06 am UTC (link)
He needs to give it his Tide, Era, and Clorox now.

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(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2008-06-27 04:19 am UTC

[info]pipssister
2008-06-27 01:57 am UTC (link)
My brother, who is one of those metal fans that 9 times out of 10 only like FUCKING METAL but he says that, hey, Kanye West is an all right guy and he seems pretty down to earth.

And then this happens or he fails to win a Grammy AGAIN and he does his regularly scheduled bitching I wonder if there's some other Kanye West he's talking about.

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[info]honorh
2008-06-27 02:04 am UTC (link)
I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone when he says that his show cuts his paycheck in half, but it still comes out to more than I probably make in a year.

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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-06-27 07:37 am UTC

[info]whovivaldiis
2008-06-27 02:33 am UTC (link)
mikec | June 24, 2008: "Now that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger"

The quotation marks make it seem like someone actually said that.

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(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2008-06-27 11:33 am UTC

[info]eleganceliberty
2008-06-27 02:49 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'll admit it: I do like some of Kanye West's music. (Mostly 'Jesus Walks' and 'Stronger') But the fact he's so flagrantly arrogant and a drama queen makes it really hard for me to fully enjoy his music.

I have a hard time separating artist from the art, y'see...

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2008-06-27 03:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tardis, 2008-06-27 02:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azli, 2008-07-01 12:49 am UTC
Woah! Simmer down there.
[info]post_position
2008-06-27 02:52 am UTC (link)
...He needs to learn how to stop abusing capslock. We get youre mad, Kanye. Maybe you should learn how to write so as to express your anger rather than requiring capslock for teh whole thing.

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[info]yhallothar
2008-06-27 03:02 am UTC (link)
AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanye West = VAMPIRE Y/N?

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[info]herongale
2008-06-27 03:22 am UTC (link)
Am I alone in finding that rant to be crazy endearing and TOTALLY AWESOME?

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[info]fevered_ego
2008-06-27 03:35 am UTC (link)
I was considering posting this as my first wank, but in the end I couldn't make it through the wall o' text, and decided someone else would have to bite the bullet in my stead.

Good times!

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[info]mcity
2008-06-27 03:46 am UTC (link)
MCity doesn't care abut Kanya West.

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[info]seekay
2008-06-27 03:47 am UTC (link)
That's ONE way to pop caps, anyway.

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[info]giventofly37
2008-06-27 05:02 am UTC (link)
I don't care how late they were, you do not blame a fucking awesome band for your shortcomings, sir.


(actually, I'm just really happy I get to use my Jeff icon, don't mind me)

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[info]aerobot
2008-06-27 05:14 am UTC (link)
I actually had to google this guy to find out how old he was, and jesus christ I didn't think a thirty-one year old guy could channel a thirteen year old AOL user like that. I haven't seen massive amounts of exclaimation marks like that in YEARS.

And that makes me feel old, for some reason.

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(no subject) - [info]cazrolime, 2008-06-27 11:13 am UTC
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[info]sunhawk
2008-06-27 05:23 am UTC (link)
God bless you, Kayne, I am laughing so hard! I want the entry title on a t-shirt! Oh my god, never change!

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[info]verpon
2008-06-27 09:21 am UTC (link)
This rant is awesome. It is what other rants should aspire to be.

Also I have a good idea for a Saturday morning show about mischevious Pearl Jam House and their constant schemes to annoy krusty old Dean Kanye. The themetune would be a rock ballad about racing the sun (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

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[info]tangentialone
2008-06-27 09:59 am UTC (link)
Thing is we don't even get that, here. Instead we get something so much more awesome: Umm, "squid brains"? You do realize that the only thing I'm gonna be saying more than squid brains for the next month is "I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!," right? Even though I don't have a Macbook Air? These are the best lexicon additions in a long while. You made it right in your own way Kanye. Everybody, burn your Fuck Kanye West shirts. He almost broke his Macbook Air for you.

*laughs, cries, XDs*

Oh, man.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-06-30 01:55 pm UTC

[info]darlingpoppet
2008-06-27 11:00 am UTC (link)
He's a victim of his time, really. Despite his talent, I think the world wide internets has the potential to make anyone rant like a ten year old, if you're that desperate for attention. Can you imagine if it was around during say, Mozart's time, and on his bad days, everyone would be treated to his ragey caps lock rants of CHRIST I AM PISSED. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HOW COOL AND AWESOME I AM! I GAVE IT MY ALL!!!!

So you see, really we'll look back on all this and laugh. You know, just as much as we already are.

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[info]_goblin_
2008-06-27 04:04 pm UTC (link)
We Wank are all one.

It doesn't matter how big or small, how famous or obscure, a wanker is always a wanker and their wanks are all the same.

What an apoplectic entitlement whore.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowlass, 2008-06-27 06:42 pm UTC
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[info]mighty_mouse
2008-06-27 05:15 pm UTC (link)
You know, someone needs to submit that one to the English Fail Blog

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