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moonlit_diva ([info]moonlit_diva) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-06-26 23:23:00


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Entry tags:books that should be burned, crazy people, fandom: twilight, flouncing, grudgewank, i see stupid people, i'm just here for the recipes, lurk moar, not very subtle at all, oh wait you fail, omg mock people mock, outraged mice, please mommy make it stop, recipes in comments, she's on a mission guys!, wankers who will not shut up, wanking inside the house, whut

Twilight fandom dramatic departures
The ever wanky Twilight fandom has finally exploded.

It stared off with the usual batch of hate secrets which no one really looks twice at anymore, but then things heated up when [info]inksplotched made an disgustingly attention whoring announcement of her departure from the fandom and her crony [info]__dittany followed her shortly.

The anons did not approve.

As if that wasn't obnoxious enough, they two of them proceeded to STICK AROUND and wank even harder at various anons.

But that is not all. She was then echoed by [info]fallenmelody in her spazzy announcement.

Some of [info]inksplotched's cronies jumped into the wank and made total asses of themselves, as can be seen in the comments I linked to.

ETA: Many of the secrets occurred because of now deleted wank which took place in [info]sortofbeautiful when [info]aromarcuscaius created the community [info]realtw_secret. This community annoucement set off a bucket-load of wank when anons starting going off on the [info]ontd_twilight mods for what may or may not be accurate accusations of assholery and god-modding.

ETA 2: Please see secrets number 9, 43, and 50 to see what started her off on her diatribe (#50 refers to a friendship community she apparently runs with her friends).

ETA 3: And also note the explosion of [info]ontd_twatlight. They seem to be twatting all over the secrets, in the anons, and have several long comment threads ([info]foutu aka the shining star/twat/anus of the Twilight fandom also made an appearance.)




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[info]notjo
2008-06-27 06:36 am UTC (link)
OMG that comment needs a warning. SO. VERY VERY BIG.

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Re: icon - [info]tiggyblink, 2008-06-29 12:44 pm UTC

[info]trixalicious
2008-06-27 06:40 am UTC (link)
Oooh! Grudge wank! Aweso---zzzz.

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-27 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 02:00 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]__dittany, 2008-06-27 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trixalicious, 2008-06-27 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]__dittany, 2008-06-27 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trixalicious, 2008-06-27 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2008-06-27 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-27 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-28 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-28 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2008-06-27 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trixalicious, 2008-06-27 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bobafeis, 2008-06-27 11:28 am UTC
Chocolate Guinness Cake - [info]trixalicious, 2008-06-27 11:52 am UTC
Re: Chocolate Guinness Cake - [info]bobafeis, 2008-06-27 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-06-27 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2008-06-27 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2008-06-27 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-06-28 01:46 am UTC

[info]kadath
2008-06-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
WTFUCK did I just read?

also lol twilight

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[info]shinga
2008-06-27 06:44 am UTC (link)
Wank aside, secret #34 made me LOL so much.

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[info]lesbiassparrow
2008-06-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
Finally! Oh, Twilight fandom, you will be a worthy successor to Harry Potter, and I love you for it.

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(no subject) - [info]vorpal_blade, 2008-06-27 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lesbiassparrow, 2008-06-27 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2008-06-27 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lesbiassparrow, 2008-06-27 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-06-30 01:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lesbiassparrow, 2008-07-01 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-07-01 07:25 am UTC

[info]shinga
2008-06-27 06:47 am UTC (link)
Oh and Twilight wank is always funny. This is more just kind of weird, but dear God Twilighttards getting worked up is one of the best things ever. One even told me I made them cry. It was beautiful.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-06-27 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thegiantsquid, 2008-06-27 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinga, 2008-06-27 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thegiantsquid, 2008-06-27 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-06-27 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor_mouse, 2008-06-27 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2008-06-28 02:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinga, 2008-06-27 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thegiantsquid, 2008-06-27 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-06-27 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2008-06-27 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2008-06-27 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2008-06-27 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tintagel, 2008-06-27 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]salamandersam, 2008-06-27 04:29 pm UTC
OMFG, YOU MADE THAT COMIC? - [info]50ft_queenie, 2008-06-27 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2008-06-27 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anime_angel_ash, 2008-06-28 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-06-28 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2008-06-28 08:02 pm UTC

[info]errabundus
2008-06-27 06:55 am UTC (link)
That is-- I have never-- Why does-- Holy mother of god, what? I am in several large, wanky fandoms. "X-secret" comms are by definition the wankiest places in any fandom. But I have never seen something on par with that. They don't even have "my friends would kill me if they knew I shipped X" or coy references to people they hate-- it's non-stop, full-on, anonymous hate letters.

I'm... going to sit over here, being impressed. In a worried kind of way.

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(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 07:59 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]breathe, 2008-06-27 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-06-30 01:40 pm UTC

[info]oxfordcomma
2008-06-27 06:56 am UTC (link)
My favorite part about Twilight wank is how BIG and BLINKING and SPARKLY it all is. I like how it's taken wankery to a special place where mere capslock is not sufficient for flouncing. Oh, crazy Twilight fans, never change.

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(no subject) - tree, 2008-06-27 11:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2008-06-27 08:47 pm UTC

[info]iapetus
2008-06-27 07:07 am UTC (link)
the drama is making me want to leave the fandom and go back to hp along with the rest of my flist. at least they had intelligent fandom wars.

Right.

yay for returning to HP. HP IS OUR JESUS. We return to it after straying into wank.

Because the Harry Potter fandom is quiet, well-behaved, and wank-free all the time.

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(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-27 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2008-06-27 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-27 08:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thecheese, 2008-06-27 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-30 05:56 am UTC

[info]randomsome1
2008-06-27 07:08 am UTC (link)
Is is so very wrong that I was actually heartened by some of the secrets?

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(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2008-06-27 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2008-06-27 07:37 am UTC
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[info]insanitys_place
2008-06-27 07:12 am UTC (link)
I'm very entertained by the secrets on post #24. The majority of the secrets are, "Why do you people read this crap?". For get the wank, the secrets are golden.

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(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-27 07:13 am UTC

[info]seldomnaughty
2008-06-27 07:25 am UTC (link)
Wow, I'm surprised it took this long for this fandom to make f_w. O_o

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(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adara, 2008-06-27 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blankverses, 2008-06-27 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-27 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 09:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2008-06-27 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 10:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 07:20 pm UTC
... - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-06-27 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-06-30 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - pishbadlarr, 2008-06-27 07:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:13 pm UTC

[info]the_sun_is_up
2008-06-27 07:26 am UTC (link)
Shit, it's like an anonymous hate meme in postcard form. Fandom Secrets = UR DOIN IT WRONG. That is some fandom. D:

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[info]jkefka
2008-06-27 07:27 am UTC (link)
Those comments...the flouncing out of tw_secrets...no, the whole existence of a tw_secrets community is deserving of the greatest slow-clap ever. I'm not talking about your standard "idiot" slow-clap of one every few seconds. I'm not even talking about an extreme slow clap of every few minutes. I'm talking about a slow-clap on a geological scale, a slow-clap done with tectonic plates over millions of years. This is such an exceptional level of irrelevant, unimportant stupidity.

And dear god, it makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt.

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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reallycorking, 2008-06-27 08:08 am UTC

[info]littlepiece
2008-06-27 07:35 am UTC (link)
IF JACOB BLACK IS A RAPIST, EDWARD CULLEN IS A PEDOPHILE.

Remember that?

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(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:47 am UTC
'sup ontd_twilight peeps &hearts; - [info]imp, 2008-06-27 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-27 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]airie, 2008-06-27 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2008-06-27 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-27 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2008-06-27 01:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2008-06-27 08:04 pm UTC

[info]vitalitat
2008-06-27 07:42 am UTC (link)
I'm so chagrined.

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(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vitalitat, 2008-06-27 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 07:44 am UTC

[info]shinyfairylight
2008-06-27 07:43 am UTC (link)
There's almost a lot of wanky stuff about another twilight comm in there too.

This post was just full of it this time around.

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(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinyfairylight, 2008-06-27 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:33 am UTC

[info]seldomnaughty
2008-06-27 07:46 am UTC (link)
You know, this wank report totally glossed over the fact that [info]ontd_twatlight practically imploded all over that post...

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(no subject) - [info]adara, 2008-06-27 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkbloom, 2008-06-29 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:02 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agrias, 2008-06-27 08:16 am UTC

[info]boundary
2008-06-27 07:54 am UTC (link)
DUDE DID WE FORGET THE EPICNESS THAT WAS THIS SECRET?

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(no subject) - [info]adara, 2008-06-27 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adara, 2008-06-27 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]boundary, 2008-06-27 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-27 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2008-06-27 11:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2008-06-28 02:29 am UTC

[info]littlepiece
2008-06-27 07:57 am UTC (link)
FOUTU THE ~SHINING STAR~

I'VE HEARD IT ALL NOW.

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(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-27 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-27 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlepiece, 2008-06-27 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:00 am UTC

[info]inksplotched
2008-06-27 07:57 am UTC (link)
...


this is kinda amusing :)

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(no subject) - [info]aldriena, 2008-06-27 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]joannwithane, 2008-06-27 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2008-06-27 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-28 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-28 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inksplotched, 2008-06-28 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2008-06-28 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-06-30 01:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-28 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-28 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:55 am UTC

[info]boundary
2008-06-27 08:00 am UTC (link)
Correction: foutu is the shining anus of the Twilight fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]aldriena, 2008-06-27 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aldriena, 2008-06-27 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imp, 2008-06-27 08:37 am UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-06-27 08:04 am UTC (link)
What.

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[info]aldriena
2008-06-27 08:06 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA.

Definitely not the wankiest Twilight thing that could have been posted here, but amusing nonetheless.

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[info]fallenmelody
2008-06-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
I never, ever participate in the wank of the Twilight fandom. Or even really reply to [info]tw_secret and the one time I say anything, I get mentioned in [info]fandom_wank...

This makes me strangely happy. Haha. xD

I am bookmarking this. I want to remember this moment.

LOLOL.

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(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-27 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fallenmelody, 2008-06-27 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]joannwithane, 2008-06-27 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:18 am UTC
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