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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-06-27 10:39:00


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Entry tags:community: oh no they didn't, crazy people, fandom failures, fandom: twilight, i see stupid people, look how much i don't care, lurk moar, macros, om nom nom, omg mock people mock, outraged mice, pairing wars, pastede on yay, please mommy make it stop, wankers who will not shut up, wanking inside the house, yummeh foodz

Twilight Sparkle Surprise
I found this recipe in the other wank and thought you guys might enjoy it:

You will need
1 greased [info]ohnotheydidnt
1 ship-based MS Paint macro (Do not credit the macro! This is very important!)
3 cups [info]inksplotched
1/2 teaspoon grudge (optional)
2 heaping tablespoons [info]bazcat89
a pinch of CAPSLOCK
sparkles to taste

1. In a large bowl, add inksplotched to the macro in 1/2-cup increments, beating on high speed until stiff peaks form.

2. In another bowl, combine grudge, bazcat89, and CAPSLOCK and stir until mixed thoroughly.

3. Fold grudge-bazcat89-CAPSLOCK mixture into macro-inksplotched meringue.

4. Spread over ohnotheydidnt and top with sparkles.

5. Bake at 400 degrees for 3 days until edges are crusty.

6. Serve with your favorite alcoholic beverage and a large sprig of mockery.

*You may store Twilight Sparkle Surprise in your freezer up to 3 months.
**CAUTION: if you share your thoughts on fandom near Twilight Sparkle Surprise, it will turn out bitter and inedible and all the hungry wankas will eat you instead!




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[info]notjo
2008-06-27 10:46 pm UTC (link)
And now I'm hungry for delicious pie.

<3

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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-06-28 09:54 am UTC

[info]pipssister
2008-06-27 10:48 pm UTC (link)
You may store Twilight Sparkle Surprise in your freezer up to 3 months.

Oh, I don't know. I think it already looks pretty rancid and stale.

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[info]velvet_mace
2008-06-27 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Holy cow. Someone actually wants credit for the worlds most trivial, visually boring macro?

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2008-06-27 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-28 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-28 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-06-28 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-28 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-06-28 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-28 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-28 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-28 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-29 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 06:01 am UTC

[info]rachel_pi
2008-06-27 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Someone should really tell these girls that dragging their lameass grudge wank into a community of people who have no idea what the backstory is in the form of flipping out over what is possibly the world's worst macro just makes them look crazy.

This is doing nothing to reinforce my belief that all serious Twilight fans are actually 13 years old.

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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2008-06-27 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2008-06-27 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakthemouse, 2008-06-28 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2008-06-28 01:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2008-06-28 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]christinex1001, 2008-06-29 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2008-06-29 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashacrone, 2008-06-29 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashacrone, 2008-06-29 07:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashacrone, 2008-06-29 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-07-04 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-07-04 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lilpocketnin, 2008-06-29 06:36 am UTC

[info]seca
2008-06-27 11:21 pm UTC (link)
All that wank for a pathetic macro like that that anyone with MS Paint could make? Oh Twilight, why do you make me want to cry so much?

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(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 12:21 am UTC

[info]edgyspice
2008-06-27 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Credit. For an image macro.

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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[info]wtf
2008-06-27 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Wow, [info]inksplotched is the wankiest wanker I've seen in months.

YOU WANK WITH YOUR FINE SELF, GRRL

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[info]cyndra_falin
2008-06-27 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Im hungry now =(

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2008-06-27 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Wow how delightfully cunt-flavored this wank recipe is. Big day for [info]inksplotched, eh?

And who the hell credits macros?

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[info]onyxnoir
2008-06-27 11:48 pm UTC (link)
A ++++ write up. Would OM NOM NOM again.

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(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-06-29 10:06 am UTC

[info]airborne_rodent
2008-06-27 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Does that even qualify as a macro? It's just big text. No picture.

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-06-27 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh, BB- I love you for writing this up.

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[info]watersword
2008-06-27 11:59 pm UTC (link)
::wanders in whilst the pie bakes::

Best. wank. report. ever.

::goes back to being barefoot and pregnant::

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[info]staroverthebay
2008-06-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
Entertaining as the wank itself is, this wank report is even more entertaining, I think. Bonus points for the clever presentation.

Here, have a macro (uncredited, of course!)

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[info]lyssa
2008-06-28 12:08 am UTC (link)
Thank you for restoring my faith in the utter amusing clusterfuck that is Twilight Wank.

I'm not sure I want to eat it though. My skin might turn to marble and I'll start sparkling and looking like a Greek god, and I just don't think I can take it.

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(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2008-06-28 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2008-06-28 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2008-06-28 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lilpocketnin, 2008-06-29 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-06-28 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-28 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-06-29 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-06-28 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]murriness, 2008-06-30 04:46 am UTC

tree
2008-06-28 12:17 am UTC (link)
Good lord, somebody take the internet away from inksplotched!

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(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-28 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-28 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-06-28 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darsynia, 2008-06-28 07:53 am UTC

[info]jupiterpluvius
2008-06-28 12:22 am UTC (link)
That was quite remarkable. Sparkly tempest in a sparkly teapot!

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[info]lab
2008-06-28 12:25 am UTC (link)
+1 for write-up.

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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2008-06-28 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - ultimi_scopuli, 2008-06-28 03:35 pm UTC

[info]ari_o
2008-06-28 12:27 am UTC (link)
Tastes kind of freezer burned. :/

Why is [info]christycorr's name so familiar? She did get wanked for something, right?

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-28 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]christycorr, 2008-06-29 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-29 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 05:19 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]mousy_345e4, 2008-06-29 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]christycorr, 2008-06-29 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-06-30 08:59 pm UTC
A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN
[info]puipui
2008-06-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
So... how long before the crazy people from page 1 of that other wank invade to capslock at us about how this relates and who we should root for and be generally twunty and unfunny? Or do they only do that on wanks that their friends post?

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Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-28 12:35 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - nam_jai, 2008-06-28 12:35 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:36 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 12:44 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 12:53 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:19 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 01:28 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]vzg, 2008-06-28 03:58 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 11:31 pm UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]vzg, 2008-06-29 02:02 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]mochibuni, 2008-06-28 01:46 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]ereshkigal, 2008-06-28 04:35 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]lapiratess, 2008-06-28 07:16 am UTC
Re: A++ WRITEUP WOULD LOL AGAIN - [info]agrias, 2008-06-28 12:58 am UTC

[info]cyndra_falin
2008-06-28 12:34 am UTC (link)
Holy cow! inksplotched is made of all KINDS of special. *whistles*

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-28 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-06-28 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-28 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-06-28 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2008-06-28 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miera_c, 2008-06-29 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-06-29 10:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miera_c, 2008-07-01 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-30 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miera_c, 2008-07-01 05:47 am UTC

[info]vitalitat
2008-06-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
It's like stolen icon wank, only better.

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(no subject) - [info]freewheel, 2008-06-28 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vitalitat, 2008-06-28 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-06-29 03:51 pm UTC

[info]mochibuni
2008-06-28 12:52 am UTC (link)
And this is why I'm continuing to say that [info]inksplotched should NOT be invited over for tea. Ever.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-06-28 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedchild, 2008-06-28 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2008-06-28 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-06-28 07:58 am UTC

[info]dejana
2008-06-28 12:57 am UTC (link)
Damn, man. The superiority complexes going on there seriously hurt me.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-06-28 01:14 am UTC
Now this is funny
[info]danceswithelvis
2008-06-28 01:46 am UTC (link)
Doom, you get free boobies and booze for this write up.

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Re: Now this is funny - [info]vitalitat, 2008-06-28 01:50 am UTC
Re: Now this is funny - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-28 02:02 am UTC



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