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Twilight Sparkle Surprise
I found this recipe in the other wank and thought you guys might enjoy it:
You will need 1 greased ohnotheydidnt 1 ship-based MS Paint macro (Do not credit the macro! This is very important!) 3 cups inksplotched 1/2 teaspoon grudge (optional) 2 heaping tablespoons bazcat89 a pinch of CAPSLOCK sparkles to taste
1. In a large bowl, add inksplotched to the macro in 1/2-cup increments, beating on high speed until stiff peaks form.
2. In another bowl, combine grudge, bazcat89, and CAPSLOCK and stir until mixed thoroughly.
3. Fold grudge-bazcat89-CAPSLOCK mixture into macro-inksplotched meringue.
4. Spread over ohnotheydidnt and top with sparkles.
5. Bake at 400 degrees for 3 days until edges are crusty.
6. Serve with your favorite alcoholic beverage and a large sprig of mockery.
*You may store Twilight Sparkle Surprise in your freezer up to 3 months. **CAUTION: if you share your thoughts on fandom near Twilight Sparkle Surprise, it will turn out bitter and inedible and all the hungry wankas will eat you instead!
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