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Doire ([info]doire) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-07-05 15:02:00


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Entry tags:animals, crazy people, fandom: doctor who, homophobia, please mommy make it stop, sex police, still not funny, stop sharing your thoughts, taking it too seriously, this is not funny, thoughts on yaoi, unfunny business

The rise and fail of Agamemnon
The latest skirmish in rec.arts.drwho escalates the continual bickering to breath-taking new heights.

Agamemnon is a long-time prolific poster on USENET. He has his own pseudo-intellectual definitions of his very own words because the generally accepted meanings are often wrong. He insists people don’t read his arguments closely enough so they misinterpret his intent. Plus he has a spell checker, honestly.

He is a very straight Doctor Who fan, as he insists loudly and repeatedly, who is not obsessed by Russell T Davies at all. He is distressed that RTD is trying to convert Britain’s youth from the path of heterosexuality and is thankful that he is strong enough to resist. Despite his acceptance of consensual bestiality, he blames RTD for introducing it to the show in Gridlock. If only all animals were brought up as well as his cat.

Last week Agamemnon decided that RTD had had a cameo in “Forest Of Death” and produced the pictures to prove it. The posters of RADW were underwhelmed. Aggrieved by the lack of acclaim Agamemnon made an incautious bet. RADW went WTF. Wiki evidence was found. Agamemnon celebrated. Wiki evidence was deleted. After just nine minutes. Agamemnon refused to believe it. RADW declared that he had lost it. In more senses than one.

Things went down hill from there. Other posters quoted him in their sig lines and he responded with demands that they stop.
They didn’t.
The cut’n’paste demands grew ever more frantic until that was pretty much all he was posting .

After a week or so RADW was getting bored with the game and things were dying down until, with the BBC’s excitement over all things Who, RTD gave a radio interview.

Agamemnon declares unilateral victory again. Because RTD saying "I would never do that" of course means he just did, it's all a matter of interpretation.


And I haven't even mentioned the tinfoil.

Tiny confession: I have railed at Agamemnon in the past and in one of these threads I give links to a Google groups kill file.



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[info]girl_friday
2008-07-05 06:21 pm UTC (link)
So, according to him, it's equally bad to have sex with an animal as to have consensual anal sex.

Bwuh?

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(no subject) - [info]girl_friday, 2008-07-05 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxfordcomma, 2008-07-05 08:58 pm UTC

[info]seiberwing
2008-07-05 06:22 pm UTC (link)
>> Cyberbird => Jack kisses Closetgay

That's my username on another site. I'm creeped out now.

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[info]electricwitch
2008-07-05 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Well, looks like the only thing to do is boil him in his bathtub.

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[info]the__ivorytower
2008-07-05 06:32 pm UTC (link)
I was seriously trying to figure out what this had to do with the Trojan War. I am a nerd.

Having said that, that guy is a fucking nut.

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(no subject) - [info]tardis, 2008-07-05 07:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-07-05 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]utahraptor, 2008-07-05 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanitys_place, 2008-07-06 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2008-07-06 04:14 am UTC
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[info]tarash
2008-07-05 06:33 pm UTC (link)
...I want to know how his brain works. Seriously.

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[info]minibalrogmum
2008-07-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I did not cover my TV with tinfoil you dissembling gay liar I masked the annoying bright purple BBC3 DOG with foil because it was distracting me

Okay then!

But WTH is a dissembling gay liar?

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[info]drakyndra
2008-07-05 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Christ, another Doctor Who wank?

...How long until the episode airs? 'Cos seriously, guys, draw this out too long and there'll be nothing left for the big show.

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(no subject) - [info]cjk, 2008-07-05 07:12 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]marshall_law, 2008-07-05 07:19 pm UTC
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[info]enrythe8th
2008-07-05 07:10 pm UTC (link)
That is what cats to when they are on heat. They treat humans as if they are the alpha male.

Is this true, f_w? I thought that was more of a dog thing.

My own cats never behaved that way because I brought them up decently.

I'm basing this off of my cat, so I might be wrong, but "bringing your cat up decently" has very little to do with it.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-07-05 07:19 pm UTC
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[info]marshall_law
2008-07-05 07:15 pm UTC (link)
There's some extra-special logic going on there!

I love how his proof that there were never any gay people in ancient Greece involved proving 1) there were some straight men and 2) they disapproved of underage gay sex.

Also, wtf, is a "dissembling lying troll", and why is this his standard reply to anything he disagrees with?

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-05 07:33 pm UTC
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[info]ari_o
2008-07-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
When he keeps saying, "You have to eat your own cock"... Does he mean like blow yourself or does he mean like Hannibal Lecter?

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(no subject) - [info]thespie, 2008-07-05 07:40 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-06 12:00 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-06 12:36 am UTC

[info]thespie
2008-07-05 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's back to the wiki for me to update the Who entry yet again. Damn, am I going be busy in a few hours...

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[info]ediblestars
2008-07-05 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, goodness me, he spelled it Russell T Gayvies! It has the very same vowel sound! I'd never even noticed! Oh, Christ, what a pun!

Other than that one shining moment, I think I'll have to concur with everyone in the room who is not raving batshit.

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[info]skeleton_key
2008-07-05 07:49 pm UTC (link)
But he eh what - Bzuh?

My brain. It is broken. Ow.

Cats?

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(no subject) - [info]libelle, 2008-07-05 08:54 pm UTC

[info]sam42
2008-07-05 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Jesus fuck, that is the most repressed closet case I have ever stumbled upon.

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(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2008-07-06 03:21 am UTC
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[info]mireille
2008-07-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Agamemnon. Never ever change. (Thank you. I had started missing r.a.dw, and now I feel better. *g*)

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[info]underwaterowl
2008-07-05 08:56 pm UTC (link)
And what is wrong with that compared to actually fucking another human up the arse as if they were an animal? Which is worse. Treating a human as if they were animal or treating an animal as an animal?

I was tired enough when I read this to think he meant anal actually TURNS people into animals, on some emotional/sociological level, and am now picturing some sort of Power Rangers spinoff where the main characters go off into a closet and emerge as giant animals to fight evil, or what have you.

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[info]vomit_bunny
2008-07-05 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Ahh, rec.arts.drwho, never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

...wait, wrong fandom.


"there was no insectocopulatum in the one bestiality video I ever
watched [...] Even the professional bestiality video makers steered
clear of insect sex, though a woman being fucked by a horse was
perfectly acceptable" -- Aggy


I'm almost terrified to find out what the context for that statement was.

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(no subject) - [info]missm, 2008-07-05 10:00 pm UTC
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[info]seca
2008-07-05 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Ah, so it's another debate of the gay agenda yet again. I swear if there is topic of debate that Whofen has done to the ground since NuWho began airing it is RTD and his 'agenda' to make everyone gay.

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(no subject) - [info]thespie, 2008-07-05 10:35 pm UTC
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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-05 10:27 pm UTC (link)
The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour. My own cats never behaved that way because I brought them up decently.

From kittenhood, he lectured them on the evils of catnip and stray toms, and warned them that sins of the fur lead only to hellfire, damnation and the spritzer-bottle of doom. When they were old enough, he dressed them in pretty white gowns and took them to church, where they meowed their purity vows. Around their tails, they now wear the rings he gave them, which symbolize their commitment to abstinence, and their repudiation of rooftop yowling and the spray-marking of territory.

...

Really? This guy really believes he trained his cats to not act like they're in heat? You can't even teach a cat to not eat so fast that it barfs later.

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[info]mcity
2008-07-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Yep, I am the same sexuality as I have always been,
antithetoidiogenogamotic.
"Who couldn't appreciate those long necks? So slender."

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[info]vzg
2008-07-05 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I'll bet his cats just hate his ass. And they're probably gay cats, anyway.

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[info]nonnyeve
2008-07-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Wait, how the hell is it possible that there've been four who wanks in the last week, and none are about the finale.

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(no subject) - [info]saralina25, 2008-07-06 04:13 am UTC
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[info]kattahj
2008-07-05 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Kolofiliacs!?

Wow, that's a new low. I'm half wondering if he ought to have some sort of batshit homophobia award for that one.

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(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2008-07-07 12:45 am UTC

[info]wynruelle
2008-07-05 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I think he used pony magic on his cats.

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tree
2008-07-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I had no idea that USENET-based fandom was still going this strong. Cool.

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(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2008-07-06 10:34 pm UTC


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