AUGH, THIS PLACE IS GETTING NASTY.
This was posted to clairvoyantwank just recently, but I honestly figure it's big/funny enough to make it here (300+ comments on the post which spawned the wank).

So there's this comm (on eljay, of course) called rp_secrets. It has several mods, including lukkaya (the only one who features in this wank). Now, late on the eighth/early on the ninth of July, rp_secrets is mysteriously deleted, but only for a short amount of time. Soon the comm is restored, and lukkaya makes a post (screen cap here, courtesy of gusty):

Okay seriously. Stop playing around.

Someone hacked into one of the mod accounts and deleted the comm, then deleted their journal. Whoever vindaloo_curry is, get the fuck over whatever butthurt you have due to this community or the mods.

Fucking weak, dude. You're lucky LJ was quick to fix it.

The first few comments are all "omg! noez! epic fail, who would do that! D:". However, the plot starts to thicken on page two, when an anonymouse points out an interesting fact - not necessarily a completely condemnatory one, but still interesting. As you can see, nobody has replied to this comment - but over in another thread, dreadnot also brings it up, and here the wank begins.

See, instead of calmly explaining the (easily explainable) situation (I'm not even going to talk about refuting accusations, since note that there weren't even any accusations against her, really, just people pointing out a fact, admitedly with some implicit insinuations to the observations - but anyway) lukkaya immediately resorts to sarcasm...

Lol.

A moderator of an icon contest that was pimped out once or twice that I thought looked interesting. Forgot about it after a while, and I'm not really one for cleaning out my community list often, which is why I'm still part of a dead community that only has three members and is run by the person who deleted me as maintainer last night.






OH WAIT. I FORGOT.



You guys seem to think that I am the same person because of that. Well shit. Looks like I wasn't sneaky enough when deleting my own community. Fuck.

/sarcasm

Seriously guys. Those are some high-flying conspiracy theories. You're at least making my afternoon interesting.

... and a butthurt ETA to the main post...

LOL OH YOU GUYS.

I joined that icon contest ages ago, but it never went anywhere. Didn't leave it because I forgot about it. I like your little conspiracy theories though. Nice. ;3

Your complete distrust in modship makes me want to delete this place myself.

Some bonus passive-aggressiveness:

I like how you've put all the focus on me, though. That's fucking awesome. You really make me want to keep this community around. :D

Just as an idle aside, keep in that lukkaya hasn't... actually... done anything with the comm in a while (which is to say, moderated threads/posted secret posts).

Of course it doesn't end there. xspin calls bullshit on the whole thing. Anonymouse calls lukkaya's behaviour immature. And then lukkaya's flist comes out to play.

Oh, also? To your losers who think any of the mods were in on it?

You better put a fucking name to your comments. Hiding behind anonymous comments is stupid and full of bullshit. And just because they're in the same comm together, it means jack shit.

I would support them if they did delete the comm completely now. >:|

fuh-fuh-fuh-faggots with nothing better to do with their lives than try and be anonmartyrs~

"LOL WE R SO TUFF THROWIN INSULTZ WIEL NOT LOGGED IN!!1"

And then this one, which is gold:

Stepping in also. Elena said it more eloquently than I, but listen - I'm LOL OMG IRL friends with lukkaya, and I have never heard her mention this v_curry person, or that icontest aside from maybe an icon posted years ago. You guys are only pissing her off by making these accusations, not because of butthurt but because it's fucking rude, and she will, in fact, not hesitate to delete the community so wankers like you won't get all up in her stank about six degrees of separation. ON THE INTERNET. You want to community? Fine, start one on your own where the mod isn't OMFG CORRUPT!!11! or, wait...what are you all so freaked out about anyway?

She was having fits last night about the community being deleted, and was so thankful to have it back. Way to show gratitude, FUCKHEADS.

Another choice bit of the wank happens when xspin asks "so are we getting a secret post today or not?", and lemuring (of the fuh-fuh-fuh-faggots comment) responds:

What makes you think you deserve it?

... just as a final closing laugh:

Augh, this place is getting nasty. Time out plz? Note that this is a community which is devoted to making secrets about RPs and your fellow RPers, frequently ones along the lines of "you ruined this character for me! This game sucks! etc.!".

ETA: "This wank is too stupid and petty for me to waste my comment-posted stats on it."

son of ETA: Aaaand WE HAVE RE-DELETION AT 5:42 PM, JULY 9TH, PACIFIC TIME D: There wouldn't happen to be anybody around who could provide caps, would there? goddaughter of ETA: RP_SECRETS IS UNDELETED. bastard son of ETA: ... aaaand it's down again (props if you get the reference) deleted again :'(

daughter of ETA: Caps of unexpanded page one, page two, and unexpanded page three, courtesy of dreadnot. More caps of expanded threads to be found here, thanks to reify.

godson of ETA: EPIC LOLZ. Screencap (courtesy once again of dreadnot!) because hey, whoda thunk it, lukkaya has deleted her own journal now too! Also, divergent (one of lukkaya's lackeys/henchpersons) is also deleted. Fun times. bastard daughter of ETA: Breaking news from the front - apparently lukkaya is now fayth, and has gone through a friends-purge. The hilarious immature profile is still intact on the renamed journal as I write this REMOVED, damn. Oh well, you can see the cap.
creepy uncle of ETA: Well lookie lookie, a new rp_secrets has already been created! A bad idea never dies, you know. And, of course, neither does wank.

You are a pox on LJ!