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darth_ember ([info]darth_ember) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-07-19 15:51:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused
Entry tags:fandom: transformers, fanfic, flouncing

Small wank on the TF aisle...
I refer to this as small because it's pretty much over now, but still worth a look.

Over at [info]fanficrants, Transformers stickyfic is protested. Or rather, stickyfic with no warning. [info]smart_blonde223 sends a polite message to the culprit, asking for a warning to be placed on the fic.

The result? Wank. She gets flamed, barred from the site, said site actually gets taken down in a spectacular flounce, and the 'writer' turns up to threaten the OP. It's right here.

Well done, TF writer. Well done. You showed those nasty people! Taking down your site means you are such a martyr and everybody will be so impressed.
*slow-clap*


ETA: I somehow missed this. My bad. *blush*


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[info]hopefulnebula
2008-07-19 09:26 am UTC (link)
Wow. We have Blackjack's law, people!

Note to neurotypical people: Really, we're not all that insane.

Also, what exactly is stickyfic? I'm kind of afraid to Google that particular term.

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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 09:28 am UTC (link)
Apparenlty transformers with human genitalia hidden under the metal.

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 09:29 am UTC (link)
Stickyfic, according to the many who've defined it on ffr whenever a Transformers rant comes up, involves the bots having human/humanoid genitalia under the armour.

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-07-19 05:43 pm UTC
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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 09:27 am UTC (link)
"You, smartblonde223, are the biggest bitch in the world. I hope you burn in Hell and the rest of your family burn, too. You are a disgrace. Did you actually think you could come on here and RANT about MY story without me finding out? You're a fucking bitch, I hate you, and I hope you get run over by a truck. Youre a cocksucking motherfucking cunt, I hope you know. And your little friend sieberwing better not try to link anything, either.
Like I said in my previous post, I've changed it so that youre now banned and that you cant link back. have fun in hell, asshat."



Needs medication?

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 09:47 am UTC (link)
It makes an interesting turn-around. First response, screenshotted: flame and thunder. Second: some sort of attempt at making sure she's not internert hated, because it 'really isn't her fault', what with the Asperger's. And then in she strolls, and we're right back to that beautiful wanky insanity.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-19 10:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vanya_elda, 2008-07-19 11:25 pm UTC
Needs medication?
[info]urpletastic
2008-07-19 11:52 am UTC (link)
Oh no, surely not, for this is a reasoned and proportional response to any mild criticism. In fact, I'm thoroughly impressed by her restraint.

Or would be, if she was wearing it.

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Re: Needs medication? - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-07-19 09:52 pm UTC
Re: Needs medication? - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-19 10:45 pm UTC
Re: Needs medication? - [info]urpletastic, 2008-07-20 08:53 am UTC

[info]nonnyeve
2008-07-19 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Ranting about fanfics, the new unforgivable sin.

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[info]trailertralk
2008-07-19 09:31 am UTC (link)
Gah...the batshit-crazy is stinking up the internetz!

Just a side note...what the fuck is up with people claiming Asperger's as carte blanche for being an asshole online? Whatever happened to just admitting you're a jackass, end of story?

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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-19 09:58 am UTC (link)
It seems like the "I'm just crazy; don't mind me" defence got trotted out (very quickly) after someone noted that issuing threats is against the law, not to mention LJ's TOS, and reported Helena1234 to LJ Abuse.

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[info]julianrain
2008-07-19 09:32 am UTC (link)
So what is it about the internet? Does it turn these people crazy or does it just make give them a chance to broadcast their craziness?

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(no subject) - [info]darth_ember, 2008-07-19 10:09 am UTC
Penny Arcade has an answer for everything. - [info]platedlizard, 2008-07-20 03:31 am UTC

[info]_goblin_
2008-07-19 09:38 am UTC (link)
helena1234: You "lol'd"? Laughing is the last thing youll be doing once i find out who you are bitch you better take those photos down now or else i'll tell everyone your information

chelonianmobile: Does she actually know any of your personal information?

smart_blonde223: LOL! NO! I use that email address only for LJ and fanfiction.net. And none of the information on that one is accurate - it says I live in Argentina, that I'm 97 years old, and that I'm a male.

helena1234: i know where she lives and if she doesnt take it down im going to send all of my friends to kick her ass she lives in argentina and i know exactly wehere, too.

*cries* This...this is just so beautiful.


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(no subject) - [info]darth_ember, 2008-07-19 09:42 am UTC
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[info]clover_elf_kin
2008-07-19 09:59 am UTC (link)
As someone who was recently DX'd with Asperger's myself: get out of my disorder, you're making us look bad.

And seriously, WTF--behavior like this being caused by being on the autistic spectrum? In my case I just need to rephrase things kind of a lot... it can lead to lack of tact and self-control, but this is something else entirely!

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(no subject) - [info]darth_ember, 2008-07-19 10:07 am UTC
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[info]staroverthebay
2008-07-19 12:04 pm UTC (link)
HOLY FUCK.

All that over someone asking to be warned of a squick?! Is that what this boils down to, in amongst all the overblown ranting and raging?

Wow.

Someone needs to take the internet away from some of those people. If you have a psychological disorder, the internet probably isn't going to help, you probably shouldn't inflict yourself on the internets, and using the excuse of your disorder isn't going to make it all better.

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(no subject) - [info]darth_ember, 2008-07-19 12:19 pm UTC
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[info]manny_fish
2008-07-19 12:07 pm UTC (link)
I like it when people threaten others over the stupidest things. It's like "oh, I asked you to put a warning and know you're going to hurt me for it? LOL OH NOES. Yes, good luck with that."

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[info]imp
2008-07-19 12:20 pm UTC (link)
As creepy as it is to realize that people write porn with robots having human genitalia, it only leads to an even more troubling question - what happens in the smut where they don't?

Do they scrape their shapeless, boxy lower-torsos against one another and pretend to feel something? Do the boxy lower-torsos transform so they have pseudo-manbits? Does anything really happen besides more screeching metal sounds than your average car accident...? I mean, I never really watched Transformers, but I never got the impression that they had, err... Physical sensations.

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(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-07-19 12:24 pm UTC
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[info]khym_chanur
2008-07-19 12:44 pm UTC (link)
For a second I thought "sticky fic" was fic where the characters are turned into stick figures.

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-07-20 01:17 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
*cough*

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(no subject) - [info]darth_ember, 2008-07-19 04:20 pm UTC
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[info]takhys
2008-07-19 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I already posted this macro at i_wank, but I love it too much not to share it again.

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-19 11:00 pm UTC
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[info]cyndra_falin
2008-07-19 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I was reminded of Katie Kaboom from Animaniacs, except that this chick is 23. Wow.

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(no subject) - [info]veleda_k, 2008-07-21 01:55 am UTC

[info]vanya_elda
2008-07-19 11:31 pm UTC (link)
"...then, Starscream ripped off his codpiece. His cock jumped to attention, ready to be buried into Barricade's stretched and waiting anus..."

L O L

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[info]murriness
2008-07-20 12:00 am UTC (link)
Wow! Talk about making a moutain out of a mole hill. I think what I like best is her personal journal though with it's double post of:

"First post. Gonna kick that bitch's ass. :)"

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-20 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-07-20 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]murriness, 2008-07-20 09:33 am UTC

[info]annepackrat
2008-07-20 11:45 am UTC (link)
Oh, much lols were had over this.

My grammar was "good?" My characterization was "good?" They were excellent and you know it."

Someone's a bit full of themselves aren't they?

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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-20 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Sung to the tune of the obvious:

Don't stalk me to Argentina
The truth is I never wanked you
Through all my disdain
My awful squicked-ness
I kept my temper
Don't lose your shit

And as to bottsex
And sproinging cocks
I didn't expect them in here
For it seemed to the world this was just plug & play
That was an illusion
D'ya think you could warn us?
My eye-hymens are scarred
The solution is not frickin' hard
I asked nicely, and you blew your nut

Don't stalk me to Argentina
The truth is I never wanked you
Through all your swearing
Your apoplectic threats
I kept my temper
Don't lose your shit

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-07-21 05:15 am UTC

[info]anime_angel_ash
2008-07-20 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I told them! I told them, I said, "Jim, this one's definitely fandom_wank material." And there ya go!

Youre a cocksucking motherfucking cunt, I hope you know.

Awww, dang. So close.(NWS)

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-07-20 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-07-21 04:42 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2008-07-31 09:42 pm UTC (link)
An update for you:

I've banned smart_blonde223 and helena1234 from fanficrants because they have identical IP addresses.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-01 03:58 am UTC

  
   
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