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darth_ember ([info]darth_ember) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-07-19 15:51:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused
Entry tags:fandom: transformers, fanfic, flouncing

Small wank on the TF aisle...
I refer to this as small because it's pretty much over now, but still worth a look.

Over at [info]fanficrants, Transformers stickyfic is protested. Or rather, stickyfic with no warning. [info]smart_blonde223 sends a polite message to the culprit, asking for a warning to be placed on the fic.

The result? Wank. She gets flamed, barred from the site, said site actually gets taken down in a spectacular flounce, and the 'writer' turns up to threaten the OP. It's right here.

Well done, TF writer. Well done. You showed those nasty people! Taking down your site means you are such a martyr and everybody will be so impressed.
*slow-clap*


ETA: I somehow missed this. My bad. *blush*


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[info]hopefulnebula
2008-07-19 09:26 am UTC (link)
Wow. We have Blackjack's law, people!

Note to neurotypical people: Really, we're not all that insane.

Also, what exactly is stickyfic? I'm kind of afraid to Google that particular term.

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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 09:28 am UTC (link)
Apparenlty transformers with human genitalia hidden under the metal.

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[info]ashe
2008-07-19 10:26 am UTC (link)
And I thought I had heard everything before, but now my brain is trying to work out stickyfic (is it wrong that word makes me giggle?) and not explode.

That's my something new learned for today, and it's only eight in the morning.

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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 10:30 am UTC (link)
The things I actualy imagined before I saw the definition were much worse.

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[info]ashe
2008-07-19 10:33 am UTC (link)
Whatever it was you were imagining, it probably exists with a different delightful name.

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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 10:35 am UTC (link)
I imagined crazy glue bukkake.

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[info]ashe
2008-07-19 10:37 am UTC (link)
...haha, I don't think sharing is caring, in this instance.

If I were a braver person, I'd look for it.

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[info]ari_o
2008-07-19 10:49 am UTC (link)
I googled it. There are no results with the exact phrase. I skimmed through and it looks like none of them are actually about crazy glue shooting out of anyone (robotic or animal) during bukkake and gluing everyone together like a perverse Iwo Jima.

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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2008-07-19 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-19 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2008-07-19 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-07-19 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-20 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]veleda_k, 2008-07-21 01:39 am UTC

[info]puipui
2008-07-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
I know someone who did that to herself once on accident. Squirted crazy glue right into her own eye, I'm still not entirely sure how she managed without having to wear an eyepatch the rest of her life.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-07-20 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihateyouall, 2008-07-20 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-07-20 08:28 pm UTC

[info]copperbadge
2008-07-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
glukkake?

*ducks and hides*

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-22 12:22 am UTC

[info]diane_duane
2008-07-19 12:29 pm UTC (link)
....now my brain is trying to work out stickyfic (is it wrong that word makes me giggle?) and not explode.

Not just you. (headclutch)

I should be grateful that the worst I ever thought of doing to a Transformer was sticking him in an insane asylum. (Poor Galvatron. I'm kind of sorry for it now, but it was fun at the time...)

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[info]obsidianwolf
2008-07-19 12:35 pm UTC (link)
Why feel bad it happened in Canon after all?

Of course he drove the planet insane so I'm sure they regretted taking him on as a patient.

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[info]diane_duane
2008-07-19 12:41 pm UTC (link)
Well, that's true. :) (...file under "What Goes Around Comes Around", I guess...)

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[info]obsidianwolf
2008-07-19 12:43 pm UTC (link)
Of course my favorite part of the episode was w hen he was given bits of junk as means of helping him focus and he made a gun.

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(no subject) - [info]diane_duane, 2008-07-19 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]obsidianwolf, 2008-07-19 12:50 pm UTC

[info]risha
2008-07-19 07:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure I'm reading your comment correctly, but just in case...

Psst Diane was the one who wrote the actual canon episode.

Lash me with a wet noodle if you knew that and I just read you wrong.

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[info]obsidianwolf
2008-07-19 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I hadn't registered who I was speaking to then.

I realized it later.

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[info]vanya_elda
2008-07-19 11:27 pm UTC (link)
That's...special.

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[info]fanpoodlex
2008-07-20 09:59 am UTC (link)
I have to stop coming here - I learn way too many things I don't really want to know.

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 09:29 am UTC (link)
Stickyfic, according to the many who've defined it on ffr whenever a Transformers rant comes up, involves the bots having human/humanoid genitalia under the armour.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2008-07-19 05:43 pm UTC (link)
. . .how did they come up with that as a term?

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Presumably because of the addition of humanoid, ah...secretions, which might be termed sticky, to go with the shapes. In contrast to others, which do not generally involve such substances, and are usually called plug-and-play or similar names, where they get together in a more mechanical fashion.

...I'm no expert, nor even in the fandom. I just read the standard explanation that gets linked to periodically on ffr.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Because that same trope is usually paired with an abnormally large number of gushing sexual fluids, as mentioned above. Nobody ever mentions exactly how they 'refill'.

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mrs260
2008-07-20 07:50 am UTC (link)
Do they say what happens to the genitals when they're cars?

Hey, Bob, can you get the map?
Sure--Augh! Why does your glove compartment have a penis?!?

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-20 07:55 am UTC (link)
*iced tea on the keyboard!*

And, um...actually there was one notoriously bad fic that addressed that. Car wash turned into unintended handjob.

NOT PRETTY.

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mrs260
2008-07-20 08:05 am UTC (link)
Eep!

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