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darth_ember ([info]darth_ember) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-07-19 15:51:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused
Entry tags:fandom: transformers, fanfic, flouncing

Small wank on the TF aisle...
I refer to this as small because it's pretty much over now, but still worth a look.

Over at [info]fanficrants, Transformers stickyfic is protested. Or rather, stickyfic with no warning. [info]smart_blonde223 sends a polite message to the culprit, asking for a warning to be placed on the fic.

The result? Wank. She gets flamed, barred from the site, said site actually gets taken down in a spectacular flounce, and the 'writer' turns up to threaten the OP. It's right here.

Well done, TF writer. Well done. You showed those nasty people! Taking down your site means you are such a martyr and everybody will be so impressed.
*slow-clap*


ETA: I somehow missed this. My bad. *blush*


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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-19 09:38 am UTC (link)
helena1234: You "lol'd"? Laughing is the last thing youll be doing once i find out who you are bitch you better take those photos down now or else i'll tell everyone your information

chelonianmobile: Does she actually know any of your personal information?

smart_blonde223: LOL! NO! I use that email address only for LJ and fanfiction.net. And none of the information on that one is accurate - it says I live in Argentina, that I'm 97 years old, and that I'm a male.

helena1234: i know where she lives and if she doesnt take it down im going to send all of my friends to kick her ass she lives in argentina and i know exactly wehere, too.

*cries* This...this is just so beautiful.


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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 09:42 am UTC (link)
I know...One would think that having tumbled to 'not-male', hence 'bitch' and 'she' in those charming diatribes, one would also tumble to 'not-Argentinian'. Unless she also believed the '97' part, in which case she is attempting to threaten the very elderly...

Of course, that would require rational thought, which I am given to believe is in short supply in some places.

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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-19 09:51 am UTC (link)
It seems to be a very localized shortage.

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 09:54 am UTC (link)
Quite personalised shortage, in fact. Sadly, all the rational thought in the world can rain down upon a person, and they'll still be carrying their Fail Umbrella.

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[info]_goblin_
2008-07-19 10:14 am UTC (link)
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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 10:50 am UTC (link)
*snrk*

Clearly you left yours at home, because that was a rain-storm's worth of Win.

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[info]smashingstars
2008-07-19 11:37 am UTC (link)
I loved that she was going to send all her friends to kick her ass. She must have a whopping big credit card limit to afford all those plane tickets to Argentina.

Hell, I've always wanted to see Argentina, maybe I'll go volunteer to kick some 97-year-old butt just to get a free ticket out of the deal.

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[info]vzg
2008-07-20 08:13 am UTC (link)
97-Year-Old Argentinian Man: ...who are you?

Crazy Chick's Friends: YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE.

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man: I really, really don't.

Crazy Chick's Friends: OH HELL YES YOU DO. *pummel*

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man: Stop! Stop! Oh God, my hip! My hip!

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: *runs in* WHY ARE YOU KILLING MY GRANDPAPA?

Crazy Chick's Friends: He said nasty stuff about our friend's fanfic on the internet!

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: So you drove into town to beat him?

Crazy Chick's Friends: ...Well, no, we flew, actually.

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: You flew? You're missing work for this?

Crazy Chick's Friends: ...Yes. I mean, it's not like we really need the money or anything. We can scrape together rent, and we don't really need food...

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: ...uh-huh. And what, exactly, did my grandpapa say about this fic?

Crazy Chick's Friends: He wanted her to put a WARNING on it!

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: ...uh. A warning for what, dare I ask?

Crazy Chick's Friends: Transformers having penises and doing each other!

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man's Grandson: ...um. And this... seems... reasonable, to you?

Crazy Chick's Friends: ...Well, now that we say it out loud not so much.

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man: Then would you please stop beating me?

Crazy Chick's Friends: Oh, yes. Very sorry. We'll leave now. ...Your English is very good, by the way.

97-Year-Old Argentinian Man: Fucking foreigners.

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[info]alleyprowler
2008-07-20 07:22 pm UTC (link)
*wipes away a tear*

I just love a happy ending.

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[info]lilpocketnin
2008-07-19 02:33 pm UTC (link)
It's the indignate You "lol'd"? that kills me. Like, I can hear it spoken outloud and I keep cracking up every time I imagine it.

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[info]darth_ember
2008-07-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
...Thanks. Now I'm hearing it in some sort of Doctor Evil voice, complete with picturing the air-quotes.

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[info]lilpocketnin
2008-07-19 04:44 pm UTC (link)
See, I was hearing Lindsey Lohan, when she does that squeeking thing with her voice.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2008-07-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
With tearful, indignant shrieking and shaking of fists. :D That's my favorite part, too.

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[info]vzg
2008-07-20 08:14 am UTC (link)
I keep imagining it as a sort of "You called?"

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[info]ara
2008-07-19 04:55 pm UTC (link)
She lol'd? SURELY YOU JEST!

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[info]tomato_ja_nai
2008-07-20 01:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm not jesting, and quit calling me Shirley!

...okay I'm done now.

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[info]staroverthebay
2008-07-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
I'm just LOLLERING because of the inconsistency in the idiot's first statment:
Laughing is the last thing youll be doing once i find out who you are bitch you better take those photos down now or else i'll tell everyone your information

Uh, how can you do that if you don't even know exactly who the person is?

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