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imp
2008-07-19 12:20 pm UTC (link)

As creepy as it is to realize that people write porn with robots having human genitalia, it only leads to an even more troubling question - what happens in the smut where they don't?

Do they scrape their shapeless, boxy lower-torsos against one another and pretend to feel something? Do the boxy lower-torsos transform so they have pseudo-manbits? Does anything really happen besides more screeching metal sounds than your average car accident...? I mean, I never really watched Transformers, but I never got the impression that they had, err... Physical sensations.

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	staroverthebay 2008-07-19 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	maybe it's like phonesex? maybe they just talk dirty? ¯\(º_o)/¯ (Reply to this)(Parent)

obsidianwolf
2008-07-19 12:41 pm UTC (link)

Well they have been shown to feel pain when damaged?

Kissing is even canon in some continuities. (Sometimes very creepily canon invovling young girls but let's not go into some of the Japanese only canons.)

Not to mention the time Optimus interfaced wtih Alita to recharge her.

And in the canon's without gender (since Furman hates female despite constantly giving transformers a DNA analog) there has been budding which the artwork for the G2 debut of Budding is extremely creepy.

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	imp 2008-07-19 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	~~...They feel pain?!~~ I mean, yes. I knew that... Okay, no. I'll be the first to admit that I don't know a thing about the series. I remember the KISS thing! Come to think of it, that definitely had some kind of sexual overtones in its own peculiar way... I guess that does make a little more sense then. Interfaced? Kinky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obsidianwolf 2008-07-19 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	It gets worse they were rebuilt boyfriend and girlfriend by the same robot using the same design template and both viewed him as a father figure. So you also got psuedo incest vibes going along with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2008-07-19 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Pain, annoyance, I think there's at least one incident of someone getting tickled... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2008-07-20 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Come to think of it, that definitely had some kind of sexual overtones in its own peculiar way... Just a little. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darth_ember 2008-07-19 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Well, after searching for quite some time, I managed to find something I remembered seeing a while ago- this lists the various methods and issues regarding them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2008-07-19 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Reading that did nothing to decrease my feelings that Transformers and their fandom are pretty weird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darth_ember 2008-07-20 03:44 am UTC (link)
	...I know. I'm not in the fandom, but after seeing "Huh? Transformers have sex how?" "sigh Read this link" so often, even I kinda picked up some idea of what the fandom was doing. :p (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2008-07-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Usually there's some kind of electronic interface, ie, they have 'cyber'sex, but the important thing is they are hooked up and thus feeling each other's sweet sweet emotions! Or something. Spark chambers are also involved somehow, IDK. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	miss_padfoot 2008-07-19 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Because when you have an orgasm, what you're actually enjoying is your partner's emotions. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2008-07-19 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	As far as we can tell they can detect both touch and pain, although the pain threshold's way lower than that of a human and the sensors can probably be turned off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sevendeadlyfun 2008-07-20 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Poor seiberwing. I'm starting to think that every Transformer wank should come with that "here's how Transformers fuck" link dropped at the bottom, just to save the constant explaining you go through when the rest of us go "Bwah?". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-07-20 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? Not that I mind discussing it, but you'd think the comm would know by now. ...I think I might actually do that next time. Just for the heck of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darth_ember 2008-07-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, between here and fanficrants, you seem to be asked that a whole lot. Because there are always a few new people to the idea. I threw the link around a few times here, but if I get to a TF smut wank ahead of you in future(as opposed to not ahead like this time) I'll just throw the link into the post and save you some time. :p (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2008-07-20 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That'd work. ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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