Avatar Ship Wank
As some of you know, Avatar: the Last Airbender had its series finale yesterday. Many mind-blowing things occured in the finale, but since this is fandom, all the wankers care about is one thing: whose ships got sunk?



As anyone with half a brain could have guessed, Avatar's endgame ships turned out to be Maiko and Kataang. This has naturally precipitated the implosion of the last vestiges of Zutarian fandom.

Zutarian BNF AVidZktjo on DevArt, AKA Katie Jo, famous for her "Zutarian Evidence for the Intellectual Dummy" vids, posts a bitter episode reaction entitled Finale = Epic Fail in her DevArt journal. Friends and trolls alike flock to offer support and bashing respectively and much wanky fun is had by all.

Some highlights:

First comment out the gate sums up many of the commenters' opinions.

~Ankpart

lolzutara


Some Zutarians are apparently STILL holding out hope for their ship.

~Thorn62977

Agreed but guys remember they're only kids here, we may of lost the battle but Kataangers haven't won the war. I believe that there's going to be a spinoff series...I think.

~Zutarianartist

Omg, that is EXACTLY what I said! They can't just expect to throw evertyhing they built up away! There HAS to be a spinoff. One where Aang learns he's selfish and hopefully, he'll actually listen to his elders!

~Thorn62977

Not really but I hope he learns that he can't have attachments to the world, give up Katara or even go for Toph. I hated the finale, everything was rushed and Katara kissed him! Ewww! Even that was rushed. We didn't even get to see Ursa!



We have a dose of LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE OMG!11!!

~GigglingZutaraian68

hell all we zutaraians want is to be left the hell alone I've got admit I had fun watching the new eppies everyday though but u kataangers won but don't f&$#%$ing say it in our face damn what more do u want


We have creator-bashing that reminds me that the Zutarians are secretly the Harmonians, come back from the dead.

~chicopollo

Mike and Bryan are fucking dead for me...I'll be crying in my room

To which people respond thusly:

~suss3it

Poor Zutarians didn't get their way. Zutara was as likely as Zukaang but I don't see anyone cursing Bryke for that not happening.

*Waterbenderbunny

You sicken me.

You watched the whole series and loved it but are now cursing Mike and Bryan because your beloved ship didn't happen? Mike and Bryan invented all the characters, Zuko and Katara wouldn't even EXIST if it weren't for them.

That finale was epic. If you want to hate the whole series because there wasn't Zutara, you shouldn't have watched from the beginning. There never was any Zutara for the first 57 episodes, so the lack of Zutara in the last 4 shouldn't have been a shocker.

Respect Bryke, please. But I already see that that's beyong your level of maturity.

To which chicopollo retorts:

Actually i do love the serie and kinda liked the ending...I don't really care about Kataang or Zutara, It's a mofo cartoon after all...I liked the shipping war, and i enjoyed debates and even flaming. I LOVED the action and the magic world, the animation, and the story.
But what i really disliked was aang not killing ozai...but it's ok. As said before, it's a cartoon, and it's over...

By the way, i do respect the creators of avatar, and i respect the writers directors and artists, and i'm downloading the torrents to rewatch it again, and i'll still play with my little brother that we are benders...

Don't take everything you read and see in the internet to be real, and also, if i wanted to hate two people i don't even know, it's my problem...


Friends jump in to defend Avid.

*HeavenlyLee

Don't let these immature, cliche maingirlXmainboy Kataang jackasses put you down! There's still hope! Mike and Byran are making another Avatatr series pretty soon.

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Sure, Kataang is canon, butj that doesn't mean both that and Zutara can't happen. Sokka/Yue/Sukka anyone? If it doesn't, you should be proud!

You have proved that Zutara isn't just a crack pairing and there are decent Zutara fans out there. Please, don't be upset. You are a hero to Avatards everywhere. And for that, thank you! <3


Some people are disappointed by Avid's reaction in light of her previously zen approach to the finale.

~D00M5D4Y

*tsk tsk*

And after that one journal about loving Avatar no matter what ship became canon, you would do this...

I hope your explanation is not about zutara should have been canon, because that comes to show how low you have become.

Don't even bother replying to this comment, for you know I'm right!

*Waterbenderbunny

I knew this would happen. The problem comes when people are so sure they are right without any evidence to back up their claim.


We even have a dash of sexism wank!

~CleoEchida:iconCleoEchida

This sucks...I really thought they'd be together in the end...
Ha, way to go Kataangers to kick someone while being down anyway. That's just what I've expected from you. This is embarressing. What a stupid ending to my favourite series in the world. I'll never watch Nick-Showa again, they're just disappointing me in every way.
The creators are idiots themself, why should they shove something in our face and then ignore the fact, that we've all seen it and thought for it to be true? But hey, that was kind of expected. They're men after all.

~Ivilith

OMG I'm clearly disgusted by your comment... EnvySkort was way too polite towards you...

seriously...what kind of comment is: "But hey, that was kind of expected. They're men after all."

what are you sexist?! I'm a woman and I was really impressed that these two guys were capable of making story about love, love in al forms possible....They spread a message of love, peace, kindness, mercy, respect, honor and much more... and it disgusts me that you being a girl shows all the contrary to the values they were trying to spread....I totally feel sorry for you...


HeavenlyLee comes back for round 2.

*HeavenlyLee

None of you Zutarians should feel this way. It only proves to me that Kataangers ONLY like it because it's canon, not because of their own opinions. I'm sorry Kataangers-I don't mean to start a fight. But, it sounds like you're not Kataang fans, you're Kataang FOLLOWERS! So Kataang followers, please, STFU! Picking on us, especially on poor AVid, isn't going to make your fandom better. What do you think if Mike and Bryan read this nasty comments? There's a new Avatar seires coming up and Katara might fall for Zuko-you don't know that. IT'S NOT OVER YET!

~EnvySkort

I don't mean to be rude, but really, the rudest comment on here is CleoEchida's.

"What a stupid ending to my favourite series in the world. I'll never watch Nick-Shows again, they're just disappointing me in every way."

"The creators are idiots themself, why should they shove something in our face and then ignore the fact, that we've all seen it and thought for it to be true? But hey, that was kind of expected. They're men after all."

"I'll gladly support you by booing the creators off the stage at Comic Con."

If Bryan and Mike read THESE nasty comments, they'd have pretty negative opinions about Zutarians, in my opinion.


And the trolls generally enjoy themselves.

~Danny-Q

Heh, Cry moar you crazy fanatic

Zutara was never gonna happen, that's been obvious to near everyone for so long, but you got so wrapped up in your videos and your PROOF (PEOPLE!) that the only person you have to blame is yourself

It's ovbious you were never really a fan of Avatar, only a fan of Zutara

~TGAngel09

Shut the hell up DANNY Q!!!!! You have no right to say that! I'm pretty sure she's feeling bad enough don't rub it in. Get a life!

OH my fandom. You never stop wanking, do you?

Edit: Bonus wank from livejournal! (Thank you ueuecoyotl!) Character-bashing, creator-bashing, and plans for a rewrite. My Harmony flashbacks grow stronger and more vivid by the minute.

Edit 2: Limey404 brilliantly calls Avid on her bullshit. Wow that's some grade-A hypocrisy right there folks.

Edit 3: The batshit continues as Avid posts a follow-up. Just... read it. It's special.

Edit 4: Avid's BFF, Isaluvszutara, brings the drama in her own journal. Sheesh, don't these people have lives ouside of their ships? D: