It was about robot buttsex and now you make it EVEN WEIRDER.
Remember this wank (also known as this wank) about death threats over Transformer porn?

lady7jane, you were right.



In a seemingly innocuous attempt to continue the lols, smart_blonde223
posts what seems to be a half-hearted rebuttal grudgefic from her assailant helena1234.

Y'all remember that big mess a few weeks back?
So I checked my inbox and found a PM from a friend over on ff.net, who knows what happened with helena1234. And...I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or to cry. For those of you who missed it, here's the link to the original: http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/7071285.html

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4435680/1/unhappy_prime

In my defense, the story is poorly written and has no proper capitalization whatsoever. And is seriously OOC, because Optimus Prime wouldn't step on a human for something so small.


But moderator kutsuwamushi is suspicious!

I have a burning question:

Which painful wound of your psyche are you trying to heal? Were you unpopular in high school, or something like that?

Further investigation reveals that smart_blonde223 and helena1234 actually share an IP address. Where once posted a relatively mediocre writer of Optimus Prime/Blackarachnia fanfiction now stands a fraud, a traitor to our proud fanficrants.

Now, a sane person might decide to leave the community in shame, or lurk until everyone's forgotten the matter. Our less-than-smart blonde, on the other hand, takes the freaky route out.

Not only does she try to act like the previously incompetent helena1234 suddenly hacked her LJ and stole her IP address along with it, she cleans out her LJ completely and posts up large amounts of NSFW material, right down to changing the user icon and interests list. Both parties, of course, are summarily banned. Having shared a few other comms with smart_blonde23 and found her to be a reasonably sane individual even in the face of concrit, I have to admit I never saw it coming.

EDIT: The fanficrants mods have made a notifying post in regards to the recent series of events, and ladybirdsleeps is warning the mods of smart_blonde23's other comms of her shenanigans.

EDIT: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN: The roommate did it! I'm not sure how she expects people to keep buying this.

EDIT OF WHAT THE HECK: According to dogbite12's super internet detective skills, at some point earlier today our mysterious drama llama posted her LJ password on 4chan. And yeah, that is her real password, I checked (and logged off immediately after successfully logging in, mind you). Currently, her profile reads as such:

my parents didn't pay enough attention to me and now I'm creating imaginary friends to pretend to hack my lj. ps transformers fans are still faggots

Five internet bucks says she did this herself.