Will all of you shut it?!
Popular Pirates of the Carribean fic comm Pirategasm is being overrun by a shipwar, and the mod has had enough.

The Captain is angry and completely disgusted.

I am well aware that the subterranean SparraShip war has erupted into full-fledged battle. I will NOT have it here. Don't try my patience over this, folks. I already have no time to read anything posted here because I'm too busy checking the comments to make sure you cuttlefish aren't cannibalising each other.

Those of you who find yourselves in the midst of this utterly juvenile, stupid wank need to take breather. Off this community, I have absolutely NO control. What do you want me to do? Issue cyber-spankings? Don't FEED the wank. I cannot police 1900 people off Pirategasm, even if I wanted.

If this continues, I will be forced put the comm on full moderation. That means every other member will have to suffer because you jackasses persisted in playing this game and attempting to put me in the middle of it. It's about time the Sparrabeth Shippers and their 'dire opponents' realised that there are a lot of other pairings and ships and that they are only a fraction of this entire fandom. Pirategasm has ALWAYS welcomed all pairings. NO one has the right to make what should be fun such a misery for so many other people.

STOP SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT!

GROW UP! THis is an Adult Comm. It means you are all over 18. Act your ages, not your shoe sizes.

I expect ALL members to have enough respect for one another to not go LOOKING for wank or attempt to stir it up here. This is so stupid it makes me ashamed to be a fan. I'm embarrassed for everyone involved.

ETA: In order to make sure that as many members as possible READ this post, I have put the community on full moderation and NOTHING else will be posted to Pirategasm tonight.

fried_flamingo asks if hippediva's explosion is in reference to anything in particular. This does not go well.

soleilpirate questions why the post was necessary, since the wank seems to have happened off-comm

mary684 points out that most people have no idea what the mod is talking about.

madam_pudifut threatens to flounce to which the mod replies "GTFO".

All of this results in a second modly decree from on high: "I am, at this point, undecided about whether or not to continue this community at all."

What? No! What a shocking outcome. Ack! Don't shut down Piratagasm! DON'T LET THE TERRORISTS WIN!111!!234".



ETA: Whoa, the mod is actually behaving sensibly and taking a break? No way! no pirate speech today, this is too serious to make light of it.