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Maria ([info]ladyofviolets) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-08-06 14:34:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:anime/manga

Because we haven't had anime-related wank in a while here...
Thanks to an IJ friend and a kind mousie from wank_report!

In the code_geass LJ comm, Serenityreview pokes her way in...


Hi, I have just started to watch this show and man what a great show it is!!! I'm still looking for ep.16 online though!!!!

Now normally at this point of the show I'd've decided to continue watching or not. But I just can't seem to decide. On what to do!!!! Being a yaoi fangirl at heart I am shocked at the lack of slashiness on this show!!!!!! Well excpet Nina and her cursh on Euphie. But still!!!! Now most of you'll probably say Suzaku/Lelouch. Being the kindoff person I am, I just don't see them as anything but best friends. Serousily I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it's such a great show and I don't want to lose it, so I'm asking for your help in solidifying my relationship with the show. Will you help??? Because I just can't see Suzaku/Lelouch. I think it's because both of them is too uke, I don't know, but I like Slade from Teen Titans now there's an exterme seme, hehehe.
So what I want is fanfiction, yaoi fanfiction, well written yaoi fanfiction. Please no angst the show dose it well enough. And please no non-cons. Because if I ever have to read another non-con just to get at my pairings, I will come into work tomorrow with a shot gun and kill everyone who can use a computer!!!!!!!!! I swear!!!!! 'Kay, I won't do that. Since there so little yaoi action in the show I had to revert to incest for comfort, INCEST!!!!!!! 'Kay, it's only because I think Clovis and Lelouch would make a good couple. So, yes my paring is Clovis/Lelouch. I don't care how you do it, as long as it's not crappy, angsty, or non-con I'm fine. What I ususally like to read is H/c, D/s, crack, really hot and steamy, smexy, and some angst, and happy endings or sad ones, don't matter.

This is ruining my image I know and I don't care. Because no one will write me fanfiction!!! And even if you don't reply I'll still feel loved. So really there's no way to win.

Thank you for reading my very long rant. No really thank you very much for reading this. I'm a bit of mascochist, so don't inslut me, cause that makes me sadistic and anyonning.
And for those who inslut me I would like to hook you up with someone else at a beck commu. who just loves to inslut me.


From then on, we have the following...

* LOL N00B LOL!111ICHI

* You don't like 'em coz they're both ukes? wtf?

* My eyes, they bleed, I'll show you!!

* LOL N00B, take two

* FIIIIIIRST MACROOOOO and RP threads like this one, this one, and more


Serenity then goes and posts a sort-of swan song.

Goodbye, cruel comm. Sorta.


Enjoy before it goes away. =3




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[info]miss_padfoot
2008-08-06 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm revoking her exclamation point privileges.

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(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-08-06 10:40 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2008-08-06 10:07 pm UTC (link)
so don't inslut me

Y HALO THAR, unfortunate typo!

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(no subject) - [info]gynocrat, 2008-08-06 10:09 pm UTC
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[info]gynocrat
2008-08-06 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Is kindoff a Russian name? Because claiming Russian ancestry will not excuse this post.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-08-06 11:20 pm UTC
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[info]theninth
2008-08-06 10:12 pm UTC (link)
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate "smexy".

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-06 10:15 pm UTC
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[info]phosfate
2008-08-06 10:16 pm UTC (link)
And this is why we lurk before we post.

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[info]cassildra
2008-08-06 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Sweet Christ. That made my eyes bleed.

...Does anyone have brain bleach?

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(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2008-08-06 11:38 pm UTC
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[info]marshall_law
2008-08-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm a bit of mascochist, so don't inslut me,

Can't type properly; laughing too hard. So much stupid in packed into two clauses!

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[info]rekall
2008-08-06 10:31 pm UTC (link)
How cute! The Code Geass fandom is so grown up now with it's wankiness! Why I remember when the fandom was only 20 people who were only into the series because they were CLAMP fans! I'm so happy, I think I might cry...

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This is the only part of the post I understood.
[info]seiberwing
2008-08-06 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Because I just can't see Suzaku/Lelouch. I think it's because both of them is too uke, I don't know, but I like Slade from Teen Titans now there's an exterme seme, hehehe.

If by extreme seme you mean he pervs on underage teenagers and attempts to mind control them for his evil whims and possibly sexual pleasure, maybe.

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Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]vzg, 2008-08-07 03:14 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-07 03:16 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]vzg, 2008-08-07 03:40 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]lilpocketnin, 2008-08-07 07:26 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]vzg, 2008-08-07 07:48 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]lilpocketnin, 2008-08-07 07:53 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]zumie_ashlen, 2008-08-07 04:35 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]seekay, 2008-08-07 04:48 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-07 04:51 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-08-07 06:41 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-07 06:59 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-08-07 07:34 pm UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]malefactress, 2008-08-17 05:21 am UTC
Re: This is the only part of the post I understood. - [info]seiberwing, 2008-08-17 05:22 am UTC

[info]dubious
2008-08-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
The Rolo/Lelouch threads make me so happy.

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(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2008-08-06 11:32 pm UTC

[info]shaysdays
2008-08-06 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Even after years of exposure to anime fandoms, I still can't help but picture small stringed instruments being involved somehow.

Someone get this girl a copy of Pratchett's Maskerade, stat.

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(no subject) - [info]masterofmidgets, 2008-08-07 03:11 am UTC
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[info]sarajayechan
2008-08-06 11:18 pm UTC (link)
LOL, my friend [info]dtn posted about this last night.

I'm a bit of mascochist, so don't inslut me, cause that makes me sadistic and anyonning.

...damn, there's some witty comment to be made and I just aint finding it. D:

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2008-08-06 11:20 pm UTC

[info]marshall_law
2008-08-06 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Also. I have no idea what happened at the end of this thread, but it had me nearly crying with laughter.

Does anybody have an explanation? I've got nothing here.

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(no subject) - [info]dubious, 2008-08-06 11:32 pm UTC
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[info]juniper200
2008-08-06 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Since there so little yaoi action in the show I had to revert to incest for comfort

Wow.

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[info]jkefka
2008-08-06 11:50 pm UTC (link)
From the last link:
Whatever I knew that post was going to get ugly anyway. But still that favorite authoress sentence: IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN SAY NOTHING AT ALL.

I can't even mock this. It's like watching a sheep optimistically wander into a woodchipper looking for food. It's funny in and of itself.

...Okay that ended up more sadistic than I originally intended, but you know what? It works.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-07 01:00 am UTC
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[info]lollercoaster
2008-08-07 12:33 am UTC (link)
I don't know the anime but I think this [info]antiyaoi post is about the same issue. The OP chose to keep the fandom name a secret for some reason...

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-08-07 05:49 am UTC
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[info]lucky13
2008-08-07 12:35 am UTC (link)
This is almost as lolarious as the adventures of lulu_holic.

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[info]rotten_fish
2008-08-07 12:38 am UTC (link)
no, srsly. just try and have a normal conversation with me.

Nothing says hardcore like threatening to have a normal conversation with somebody!

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(no subject) - [info]xylophone, 2008-08-07 02:15 am UTC

[info]seraphtrevs
2008-08-07 12:58 am UTC (link)
I wonder if all that typing broke her Macbook Air.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-08-07 03:07 am UTC
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[info]rhrsoulmates
2008-08-07 01:03 am UTC (link)
Well, thank God arsons came along!

(I wanted to copypasta it here but it loses something when you don't see the strikethroughs and bold corrections.)

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[info]seraphgren
2008-08-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
Spend enough time with rabid fangirls in other fandoms and you'll be writing the same way I do.

My, I must be more resilient than I thought.

The RP threads make things a little less painful. XD

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(no subject) - [info]akatsuki_ame, 2008-08-07 02:20 am UTC

[info]ayezur
2008-08-07 01:59 am UTC (link)
Dude what.

So, she's really into the series, but she doesn't think she'll be able to continue watching it because she can't find anything to ship?

*head/desk*

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(no subject) - [info]drhenryjekyll, 2008-08-07 02:27 am UTC
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[info]xylophone
2008-08-07 02:10 am UTC (link)
Sigh, I never expected you to understand that I'm trying to be honset.
can I just say how much I love that she actually typed "sigh" in there?
also, ending the first entry with P.S. Wow, I did not think my post would get this much attention and replys, so thank you everyone who said something!!! was a nice touch.
The mix of enthusiastic over-politeness, over-dramatics and yaoi fangirl in all her responses amuses me to no end.

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[info]akatsuki_ame
2008-08-07 02:27 am UTC (link)
Wait, she said she reverted to a pairing when there was nothing else to ship, right? So why is she posting in the first place?

Besides, anything can be interesting even without romance.

(I think this is my favorite 'sentence,' here:

This is ruining my image I know and I don't care. Because no one will write me fanfiction!!! And even if you don't reply I'll still feel loved. So really there's no way to win.)

I can't understand it, but it makes me laugh!

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[info]vzg
2008-08-07 03:24 am UTC (link)
Now normally at this point of the show I'd've decided to continue watching or not. But I just can't seem to decide. On what to do!!!!

I just keep hearing this and it keeps cracking me up every single time.

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