A-borka borka borka!
I blame summer. People are hot and sticky so they resort to cannibalism to ease the boredom.

I offer you Proopdog.com, the official website for comic and C-level celebrity Greg Proops. Watch as a simple question about upcoming dates turns into a critique of "I'm with the band," mentality, baby talk, website design, Canadian music groups, German insults and sock puppetry.

It's been oft-observed, but it's still baffling how my fandom manages to have no sense of humor whatsoever. *points and laughs at self*