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delarina ([info]delarina) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-08-14 00:12:00


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Entry tags:comics, doesn't mean what you think it means, high school girls, i wanted to be wanked, macros, mod wank, movie wank, not very subtle at all

Batman Wank That Actually Has Little To Do With Batman
But a lot to do with wank.

Approximately seven trillion Batman communities have sprung up on LJ since The Dark Knight came out, including several devoted (ostensibly) to the funny, like fuckyou_batman, agents_of_chaos, and batman_lulz; these join a pre-existing Batman-funny comm, capslock_batman. They all look for lullz in different ways - fuckyou_batman by mocking fangirls, batman_lulz by posting endless macros, and so on. Soooo...what happens when two or more of these communities intersect?

That's right. Splat.

So, omguxie, industrious little joker fangirl, purveyor of lullz, and wanker that she is, has created a couple of these communities: batman_lulz and joker_lesbians (peep the macro of the Joker eating the pink taco). And her wank gets everywhere. (Tasty amuse-bouche wank to whet your appetite: You can only join if you're a big enough lesbian for omguxie! EDIT BAHLEETED!)

It starts with now-deleted spamming by anonymous agents of chaos (but not necessarily agents_of_chaos). Apparently, the spammers used all-caps; clearly - CLEARLY - this means they are from capslock_batman. Omguxie makes accusations to this effect. Capslock_batman, in turn, do not appreciate this. Omguxie comes to the post to CAPS THEM BACK. Much advising to CALM DOWN IT'S JUST THE INTERNET occurs. I just wonder how they can tell who's yelling and who's just, you know, posting in capslock.

But wait! That's only part of the wank!

Meanwhile, back at the batman_lulz, "The Joker" posts an advisory warning to his fangirls. This is not funny enough for the lulzians, no! Cue 593 comments, at this posting (edit: 670 now), split between playing along, telling him he's a lamer, and posting macros.

Lots and lots of macros. A good portion of these by omguxie: the rare sight of a mod spamming her own community.

SEE! Omguxie charm a steadfast FY_Ber with her IRL cuteness!

WITNESS! The Scarecrow's arrival!

GASP! As they fail at eating their own!

Over at batmanholyland omguxie has her own tag ("omguxie is annoying and we hate her"), but sadly, they're smart enough to friendslock everything. Don't you hate it when the wankers keep their wank to themselves?

ETA: They macro some more on the fourth page. And by "some more" I mean "a whole hell of a lot". WARNING: SOME IMAGES IN THE EDITED-IN LINKS VERY NSFW.

ETA II: Capslock_batman already disliked batman_lulz (and it's mutual), though I'm unable to discern exactly where this originally started; and omguxie is something of a modwhore.




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[info]wankaholic
2008-08-14 07:33 am UTC (link)
Well, at least she's not trying to claim that bisexuals don't exist.

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(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2008-08-14 07:55 am UTC
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[info]gothamcity
2008-08-14 07:57 am UTC (link)
Capslock_batman was around since before The Dark Knight.

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 07:59 am UTC

[info]jkefka
2008-08-14 08:04 am UTC (link)
the rare sight of a mod spamming her own community

0_o

That's almost as hilarious as the mod a week or two ago who tried to keep a ship-war out of her comm by making a huge rant about it.

Also she set membership criteria on the Kinsey scale. That takes special

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[info]xylophone
2008-08-14 08:06 am UTC (link)
She's not a troll. She's seriously just bringing the lulz. Really. having to say that somehow seems to make the lulz less apparent.
and in omguxie's profile (she-who-is-cute-IRL) am I the only one who thinks her head was 'shopped to be larger than it is?

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 08:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-08-14 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-08-14 12:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]electricwitch, 2008-08-14 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]electricwitch, 2008-08-14 03:57 pm UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-08-14 08:09 am UTC (link)
I guess I'm bisexual myself in that I admire the male gender from afar, but don't want anything to do with them in a sexual sense.

Wait, what?

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(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2008-08-14 08:13 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]breathe, 2008-08-14 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-08-14 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvoldything, 2008-08-15 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-08-15 05:00 am UTC

[info]mistal
2008-08-14 08:10 am UTC (link)
omguxie:Was that directed at me?
iamstillthemoon :I replied to your comment, now didn't I?


This is probably not as funny as it is right now, late at night.

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(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-08-14 08:12 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]spartacushobbs, 2008-08-14 09:56 pm UTC

[info]april_hurst
2008-08-14 08:12 am UTC (link)
I DON'T BAN PEOPLE. I'M NOT HITLER. I JUST POAST LEMURS. THEN I MOVE IN WITH MY AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.

I read that as "toast lemurs" - erm, "TOAST LEMURS" - at first.

Still wasn't funny and still didn't make any sense.

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(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-08-14 08:15 am UTC
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[info]spacelogic
2008-08-14 08:35 am UTC (link)
I got stuck on the "TRUE LESBIANS OMG" post. So what she initially said was:

She's, like, a Kinsey five or so, which is bisexual by her definition, so she's not biphobic but anyone lower than three (or four maybe) is too hetero and she doesn't want them.

Then people complained and she added in a negation of the whole thing in which she said that she's a lot bi-er really and all girls're welcome as long as their fannishness is gay enough.

And in all of this she doesn't seem to get the Kinsey scale and its use at all despite actually using it in her post. Now that's funny.

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(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-08-14 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]midnight_hawk, 2008-08-14 01:24 pm UTC

[info]shaysdays
2008-08-14 08:39 am UTC (link)
I uh... well, I bring this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Otherwise, as a bisexual Joker fan of long standing... STFU. *totally hands out Joker venom stamps to the guilty*

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-08-14 11:36 am UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2008-08-14 09:41 am UTC (link)
Oh for the love of Tinkerbell Jesus, I'm just getting into the fandom!

...The Joker is totally a troll though. He even does Social Experiements for the lulz (anyone else start laughing when he mentioned that in TDK?)

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-08-14 10:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-08-15 01:37 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-08-15 01:39 am UTC
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(no subject) - tree, 2008-08-14 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2008-08-14 05:35 pm UTC
(two conspiracy theories in one go!) - [info]negativecosine, 2008-08-14 06:21 pm UTC
Re: (two conspiracy theories in one go!) - [info]tardis, 2008-08-14 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-08-14 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2008-08-15 12:15 am UTC
And lo, it is done: - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2008-08-15 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2008-08-14 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-08-14 09:58 pm UTC
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[info]kagutaba
2008-08-14 10:26 am UTC (link)
I like how she's a bisexual who isn't sexually attracted to men and then she's a pansexual if you ignore what the word actually means. And then she goes through phases, but not really. I do not think she understands the words that are coming out of her own mouth. Or she desperately tries to play to whatever room she's performing in front of at the time.

Also, the cookie post made me have to get up and get a cookie. Non-vegan and non-Joker cookies, mwahaha. And you can never have my recipe! All you can do is marvel at my ability to have cookies!

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(no subject) - [info]white_tean, 2008-08-14 11:12 am UTC
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[info]hobbitsexual
2008-08-14 10:44 am UTC (link)
Wow, it's just been freaking crazy watched the n00bs implode my fandom this past month. I've mainly been sticking to snippet of sanity, the jokerxharley community - for all the crap we get for "advocating abusive relationships" so far we've been the only comm that hasn't had any wank.
As for all the new ones - if only there really were some lolworthy lulz. fuck you batman? Overrun with slashers who hate anyone/anything that isn't slash and dub everyone who isn't into slash as squealy 'fangirls' so far as I can see. Everywhere else? Saturated with the Heath fangirls pairing Joker with their OCs or warping Harley beyond all recognition. *wince*

As for that 'thisisthejoker' - they don't seem all that adept at spotting the satiric humour themselves, if their recent post in jokerxharley was anything to go by.

I mean, there's been nice things - my fanfiction and websites are getting a nice increase of feedback and there's been some really awesome and talented new fans join - but uggggh, I hope the frenzy dies off soon and all the wanky trendies move on when the next hot thing rolls around.

Also I'm queer as they get and advocate strongly for more awareness that Joker and Harley have a very queer relationship, and it seems jokerxharley is overrun with very queer women. I wonder if any of us would qualify for that comm? Or do we want to? HA.

Still... *goes to point and laugh at this wank*

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-08-14 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2008-08-15 02:24 am UTC
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[info]socker
2008-08-14 11:53 am UTC (link)
A joker fangirl spams her own community with old nude pics of Heath Ledger with sprayed-on joker colours?

Oh, internet, you have a reached a new lol low.

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The macros almost make up for me missing the Twilight wank.
[info]50ft_queenie
2008-08-14 02:47 pm UTC (link)
They're beautiful...*sniff*

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Re: The macros almost make up for me missing the Twilight wank. - [info]cyndra_falin, 2008-08-14 09:59 pm UTC
Re: The macros almost make up for me missing the Twilight wank. - [info]50ft_queenie, 2008-08-14 11:32 pm UTC

[info]saieboux
2008-08-14 03:47 pm UTC (link)
THE CRAZY. *boggles at the joining post*

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(no subject) - [info]franzen, 2008-08-15 08:28 am UTC
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[info]kayla
2008-08-14 04:03 pm UTC (link)
The Kinsey scale was a very special touch. I wonder if she uses it for dating too?


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(no subject) - [info]chrissytng, 2008-08-14 09:47 pm UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2008-08-14 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Why is omguxie incapable of spelling the word poast post?

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-08-14 04:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-08-14 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2008-08-14 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - ultimi_scopuli, 2008-08-14 05:41 pm UTC

[info]synergasm
2008-08-14 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but why is Cillian a gay prostitute? I think I would pay to see that.

As it were.

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-08-14 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]synergasm, 2008-08-14 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2008-08-15 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]goddessleila, 2008-08-16 07:44 am UTC
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[info]so_long42
2008-08-14 05:30 pm UTC (link)
I ain't no angsty fangirl. I'm a god damned lesbian!

Who knew the two were mutally exclusive?

(Also, I thought she was a bisexual. Sh really can't make her mind).

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-08-14 07:06 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seventhe, 2008-08-14 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-08-14 11:49 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 11:07 pm UTC
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[info]chrissytng
2008-08-14 09:45 pm UTC (link)
I have had the worst fucking day in the entire world, which involved barfing, smelly dogs, screaming Pomeranians waking me up during my only 2 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours, a memory card full of 2 plates of Joker cookies failing, Batman Begins not being at the school library, and other epic failures.

Wait...wha? So Batman Begins being rented out is considered an epic failure now? Mmm kay....

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(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2008-08-14 10:35 pm UTC
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[info]solar_type_star
2008-08-14 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Oi, can you put a warning for the link on the ETA? One of the pics is really disgusting. Thnk you, BB.

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-14 11:08 pm UTC
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[info]kami
2008-08-15 12:09 am UTC (link)
I can't believe the Joker came in Batman's mask. That is a new low.

Seriously, is it bad that I got distracted by the macros before I could even read the wank?

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2008-08-15 02:26 am UTC

[info]ladyvoldything
2008-08-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
To be fair, there were about seven or eight people contributing to the macro spamming in that Joker post, and I'll freely cop to being one of them.

And most of the Joker/Scarecrow stuff wasn't wank, just people being ridiculously, aggressively silly.

As for the rest of it, I must recuse myself, being friendly with omguxie.

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[info]sessile29
2008-08-15 12:58 am UTC (link)
MMMMMM MACROS NOM NOM NOM NOM

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[info]ladyvoldything
2008-08-15 01:12 am UTC (link)
Also, maybe you could link to the newest joker_lesbians post, where omguxie says "lol disregard that i suck cock" about the whole "you have to be this lesbian to join" post? And the deletion thereof, for that matter.

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2008-08-15 04:31 am UTC


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