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radiotrash ([info]radiotrash) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-08-19 13:43:00


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Entry tags:fan rage, fandom: twilight, feminism: you're doing it wrong, not good with criticism, not very subtle at all, someone is wrong on the internet!, this is the wank that never ends

Tired of Twilight wank yet? I'm not!
Twilight sucks...And Not In A Good Way.

Many people agree. Others...do not.

I’m sorry, but i don’t agree with anything you say. At all. I loved all four books and there are plenty of us out there who also enjoyed the series. I can’t wait to read more of Stephenie meyers books. So Fuck you all.

This is a fictional book, and I totally disagree with YOUR OPINION. I enjoyed the Twillight Saga.The reason I don’t want to go point by point with you is space, time, and I’m not trying to convince you to change your opinion.
(Yes that is TOTALLY the reason)

OK people SHUT THE FUCK UP,if people like this book stop dissing it and stop compareing it to FRICKIN harry potter!they are 2 different series.and in the 2nd book BELLA SAVES EDWARD FYI!!!!!!!!!!!so there bella is a great role model she cooks for her dad,takes care of her mother,and does her homework and is an excellent stdent!and smeyer said bella will go to colleage but as infinate time so ahe can do what ever.so in conclusin if you say twilight sucks YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This article is awful ! Thanks for bowing out because honestly the Twilight fanbase just doesn’t deserve someone who’s so NEGATIVE in the community. I loved the books and so did MILLIONS so your just one of those people who can’t just take the ride and enjoy it for once. YOU JUST THINK TOO MUCH JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !
(Emphasis mine.)

SORRY Miss I’m too good for regular books. Women like you just piss me off and GIVE US A BAD NAME !
Harry Potter fans go away you guys are always looking to bring us down but I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS GO AWAY AND CRY IN YOUR ROOM BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT 11 MONTHS FOR YOUR MOVIE BOOOHOOOO ! Anyways I loved the series and it’s sad you had to write an awful article to get your retarded opinions out.


I think that Twilight is AMAZING you people don’t get it do you SHE LOVES HIM!!!!!! Stephenie is a clever author and whatever you have against her is really idiotic!!!!!

LADY THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SUCKS IS YOUR BLOG !

FOUR MOVIE, MIDNIGHT SUN AND MORE BOOKS …..

IT’S NOT OVER AND WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!


wow. you are the craziest person in the world.

edward does all of that because he loves and

cares for bella and wants her to be happy. =]

stop critizising it… nananananaa I CANT HEAR

YOUU! - that was for one of the reviewers (;


And on and on and on....


ETA: TwiMoms send white chess pieces to EW to get them to change their review for BD from a D.

ETA2: Have some more TwiMom forum links.

ETA3: Return of the Batshit! Via [info]shallow_kid Twilight fan woos man with the last name of Cullen and eventually marries him.

ETA4: Batshittier! Twifans physically attacking those who don't like the books?!

Team Bella or Team Hermione whose side are you on?

ETA5: IT NEVER ENDS. First twelve chapters of Midnight Sun leaked. Edward = creepy stalker confirmed.



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[info]disdainful_soul
2008-08-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
I was wondering when the next round would appear.

I am saddened that there was no mention of TwiMoms sending white chess pieces to EW to get them to change the D review they gave BD.

But this one is awesome too. :D

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[info]radiotrash
2008-08-20 12:46 am UTC (link)
Edited in so we can enjoy that one too.

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[info]tarash
2008-08-20 12:46 am UTC (link)
Seriously? That's pretty deranged. I bet there's some mail-clerk hoping they'll get a complete white half out of this.

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[info]faeryfroggy
2008-08-20 12:48 am UTC (link)
The fact that ANY mother would encourage their impressionable daughters to read this trash should be smacked. My mother gave me her Nancy Drew books and I read things like Babysitter's Club.

Yeah. I totally just aged myself there.

*decides to stare at Dr. Horrible's fingers*

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Reposted to fix borked tag. - [info]sadisticferret, 2008-08-20 10:39 am UTC
Re: Reposted to fix borked tag. - [info]squeakytoy, 2008-08-20 11:00 am UTC
Re: Reposted to fix borked tag. - [info]waitwut, 2008-08-20 01:59 pm UTC
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Maybe a bit late to the party... - [info]swordmage, 2008-08-20 07:32 pm UTC
Re: Maybe a bit late to the party... - [info]lady_jafaria, 2008-08-20 08:07 pm UTC
Re: Maybe a bit late to the party... - [info]shinysandals, 2008-08-20 10:51 pm UTC
Re: Maybe a bit late to the party... - [info]evilgeniuslady, 2008-08-20 11:40 pm UTC
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[info]jujubee
2008-08-20 12:50 am UTC (link)
........

I just have no words. None at all.

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[info]insanitys_place
2008-08-20 12:52 am UTC (link)
I fail to see what this is going to accomplish. I lost their logic when they started comparing this to the Writer's Strike.

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-08-20 12:56 am UTC (link)
They're compared that piece of shit to the Writer's Guild Strike? Okay, now that just ticks me off. People were not able to earn a living for months (I'm not talking about the head writers but the little guys who do a lot of the grunt work) and these twits have the audacity to compare the two?

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[info]khym_chanur
2008-08-20 01:14 am UTC (link)
I'm completely baffled as to why they think freaking chess pieces would change their mind.

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[info]damien
2008-08-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
If only there was some form of stock that the fans could buy to show their support. IF ONLY.

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[info]puipui
2008-08-20 01:19 am UTC (link)
Yes, because if they send in enough chess pieces, clearly that will make the book not suck. Obviously.

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[info]shallow_kid
2008-08-20 01:19 am UTC (link)
LOL nutbags. A bunch of lonely, sexually frustrated middle-aged women trying to spam a magazine/website into changing their review their YA porn is just ... just ... I am so ashamed of being human right now.

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iwanttobeasleep
2008-08-20 01:25 am UTC (link)
Because ending strikes and keeping shows from being cancelled is totally the same as getting a review changed. All you need to do is show enough people actually liked the book and they'll post a redaction.

I love the TwiMoms until I realize they actually exist and are in charge of young lives.

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(no subject) - [info]ashes, 2008-08-21 04:00 am UTC

[info]mer1973
2008-08-20 02:29 am UTC (link)
Wow, they miss the whole point of 'review,'don't they? I now shudder the thought of what they'll send Elizabeth Hand.

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[info]rubymellon
2008-08-20 02:34 am UTC (link)
What do the TwiMoms and the petitioners from the last wank think they'll accomplish? It's not like they can make the book suck less through sheer force of will.

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[info]miss_eponine
2008-08-20 03:21 am UTC (link)
If I was the reviewer it would make me change the grade from a D to an F, or maybe a J.

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[info]magnolia_mama
2008-08-20 03:34 am UTC (link)
I love that the subject header for that Amazon thread calls them "Twitmoms."

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(no subject) - [info]oddplaces, 2008-08-20 11:16 pm UTC

[info]agent_hyatt
2008-08-20 03:39 am UTC (link)
I like the commenters who suggest mailing black chess pieces to EW so that at least someone will get a full chess set out of it.

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(no subject) - [info]darsynia, 2008-08-20 02:23 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2008-08-20 03:52 am UTC (link)
Nothing says "quality literature" like batshit fans.

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[info]nc_bookworm
2008-08-20 04:34 am UTC (link)
Shine on crazy TwiMoms, shine on. I don't think I had this much fun with the Harry Potter wank. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

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[info]out_bottle
2008-08-20 04:44 am UTC (link)
You just know those snarky bastards at EW will stack 'em up like beer pyramids.

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[info]lakme
2008-08-20 05:17 am UTC (link)
That sort of reminds me of back when Anthony Rapp would PM and bitch at anyone who criticized the RENT movie.

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[info]tekenduis
2008-08-20 05:47 am UTC (link)
With all of these white chess pieces and black chess pieces being sent in, I am sorely tempted to throw together a nice hardwood chessboard at work tomorrow and send that off to them. Screw the books. Play chess!

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(no subject) - [info]waterfall8484, 2008-08-20 09:14 pm UTC

[info]anonyrat
2008-08-20 09:48 am UTC (link)
The Twimoms are pretty much my favorite people ever.

They have such a unique brand of crazy. They should patent it or something.

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[info]darsynia
2008-08-20 02:25 pm UTC (link)
I really kind of hoping that this will prompt them to make another article along the lines of, 'No, REALLY, we thought the book was awful,' and mention the chess pieces in a deliciously snarky manner.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-08-20 09:10 pm UTC

[info]seeshellirun
2008-08-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
...Yes. That'll only work... if the pieces of molded white plastic can, I dunno, make the reviewer illiterate or blind or an amnesiac.

...Or retarded.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 06:07 pm UTC

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