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fan rage, fandom: twilight, feminism: you're doing it wrong, not good with criticism, not very subtle at all, someone is wrong on the internet!, this is the wank that never ends

Tired of Twilight wank yet? I'm not!
Twilight sucks...And Not In A Good Way.

Many people agree. Others...do not.

I’m sorry, but i don’t agree with anything you say. At all. I loved all four books and there are plenty of us out there who also enjoyed the series. I can’t wait to read more of Stephenie meyers books. So Fuck you all.

This is a fictional book, and I totally disagree with YOUR OPINION. I enjoyed the Twillight Saga.The reason I don’t want to go point by point with you is space, time, and I’m not trying to convince you to change your opinion.
(Yes that is TOTALLY the reason)

OK people SHUT THE FUCK UP,if people like this book stop dissing it and stop compareing it to FRICKIN harry potter!they are 2 different series.and in the 2nd book BELLA SAVES EDWARD FYI!!!!!!!!!!!so there bella is a great role model she cooks for her dad,takes care of her mother,and does her homework and is an excellent stdent!and smeyer said bella will go to colleage but as infinate time so ahe can do what ever.so in conclusin if you say twilight sucks YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This article is awful ! Thanks for bowing out because honestly the Twilight fanbase just doesn’t deserve someone who’s so NEGATIVE in the community. I loved the books and so did MILLIONS so your just one of those people who can’t just take the ride and enjoy it for once. YOU JUST THINK TOO MUCH JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !
(Emphasis mine.)

SORRY Miss I’m too good for regular books. Women like you just piss me off and GIVE US A BAD NAME !
Harry Potter fans go away you guys are always looking to bring us down but I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS GO AWAY AND CRY IN YOUR ROOM BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT 11 MONTHS FOR YOUR MOVIE BOOOHOOOO ! Anyways I loved the series and it’s sad you had to write an awful article to get your retarded opinions out.

I think that Twilight is AMAZING you people don’t get it do you SHE LOVES HIM!!!!!! Stephenie is a clever author and whatever you have against her is really idiotic!!!!!

LADY THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SUCKS IS YOUR BLOG !

FOUR MOVIE, MIDNIGHT SUN AND MORE BOOKS …..

IT’S NOT OVER AND WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow. you are the craziest person in the world.

edward does all of that because he loves and

cares for bella and wants her to be happy. =]

stop critizising it… nananananaa I CANT HEAR

YOUU! - that was for one of the reviewers (;

And on and on and on....

ETA: TwiMoms send white chess pieces to EW to get them to change their review for BD from a D.

ETA2: Have some more TwiMom forum links.

ETA3: Return of the Batshit! Via shallow_kid Twilight fan woos man with the last name of Cullen and eventually marries him.

ETA4: Batshittier! Twifans physically attacking those who don't like the books?!

Team Bella or Team Hermione whose side are you on?

ETA5: IT NEVER ENDS. First twelve chapters of Midnight Sun leaked. Edward = creepy stalker confirmed.

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	skeleton_key 2008-08-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Here, Here, and Here rocks back and forth Guys, why do I keep going back to the Twilightmoms forums? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bienegold 2008-08-20 07:02 am UTC (link)
	The first reply to the 3rd link is actually pretty sane. I am SO FUCKING CREEPED OUT by the second, though! There are no words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skeleton_key 2008-08-20 07:07 am UTC (link)
	I try. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tangentialone 2008-08-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	(See hotties in a jar thread) O_o o_O O_O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2008-08-20 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Wait, the WHAT thread? Because I'm not going over there to look. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2008-08-20 07:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, to paraphrase, "If Edward were real (and available, lol), would you 1)stalk him, 2)stalk him, 3)put him in a jar and take him home?" And then what I quoted. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	finchbird 2008-08-20 07:43 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to regret asking this but I'm such a masochist. What does hotties in a jar mean? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	dragonscrawl 2008-08-20 07:33 am UTC (link)
	The second one made me recoil. I didn't even make it past reading the first post in it. Just...disturbing. And yet it makes some Twilightmom behavior with regards to the movie make sense? shudders So not okay... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nutshell 2008-08-20 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, Edward does it to Bella, so stalking MUST be okay! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	danceswithelvis 2008-08-20 07:03 am UTC (link)
	You are a glutton for punishment...will boobs help? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skeleton_key 2008-08-20 07:06 am UTC (link)
	:D They do, Indeed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spamspamspamspamspam danceswithelvis 2008-08-20 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Good God. They scare me. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2008-08-20 07:50 am UTC (link)
	On the second thread, one of the people looks to really like David Tennant. Make the crazy stop spreading...and I don't even really like Tennant. But doesn't he have enough crazy Who fans? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	As an aside... deadspeaker 2008-08-20 08:16 am UTC (link)
	...is any one else as skeezed out about those "Love Bites" sig banners as I am? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: As an aside... lissbet 2008-08-23 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear god. I saw them and COULD NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE HORROR. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: As an aside... xylophone 2008-08-24 06:05 am UTC (link)
	NO YOU WERE NOT. pretty much that entire page made me go "do not want do not want DO NOT WANT" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2008-08-20 10:29 am UTC (link)
	Stories about perfect men like Edward, who can fulfill every fantasy a woman has (physical and emotional), really are pornography for women. Man, I'm glad I live in the universe where porn is pornography for women (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aka_paloma 2008-08-20 11:09 am UTC (link)
	Amen. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2008-08-20 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	If by "fulfill every fantasy" you mean "have hot sex with other men", that sounds about right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2008-08-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's like reading messages from an alternate dimension... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	threedevils 2008-08-20 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Gah. Now I wonder if any of these TwiMoms' TwiHubs read any of these posts on the sly. I became a TwiMom a week ago solely for the batshit and haven't looked at the place since... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dejla 2008-08-20 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	The last link throws me right out of the window. If Bella is a strong female character, I'm the Queen of Spain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notjo 2008-08-21 02:20 am UTC (link)
	And now you're jammin' with Moxie Fruvous? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	notjo 2008-08-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
	O.O They don't read romances because it's not fair to their husbands? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seeshellirun 2008-08-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	"I dont consider it stalking... I consider it a healthy road to my soul mate!" ...anyone else think that if she already has a "husband," he's chained to a bed in her basement and the "ceremony" was performed by her cat? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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