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fan rage, fandom: twilight, feminism: you're doing it wrong, not good with criticism, not very subtle at all, someone is wrong on the internet!, this is the wank that never ends

Tired of Twilight wank yet? I'm not!
Twilight sucks...And Not In A Good Way.

Many people agree. Others...do not.

I’m sorry, but i don’t agree with anything you say. At all. I loved all four books and there are plenty of us out there who also enjoyed the series. I can’t wait to read more of Stephenie meyers books. So Fuck you all.

This is a fictional book, and I totally disagree with YOUR OPINION. I enjoyed the Twillight Saga.The reason I don’t want to go point by point with you is space, time, and I’m not trying to convince you to change your opinion.
(Yes that is TOTALLY the reason)

OK people SHUT THE FUCK UP,if people like this book stop dissing it and stop compareing it to FRICKIN harry potter!they are 2 different series.and in the 2nd book BELLA SAVES EDWARD FYI!!!!!!!!!!!so there bella is a great role model she cooks for her dad,takes care of her mother,and does her homework and is an excellent stdent!and smeyer said bella will go to colleage but as infinate time so ahe can do what ever.so in conclusin if you say twilight sucks YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This article is awful ! Thanks for bowing out because honestly the Twilight fanbase just doesn’t deserve someone who’s so NEGATIVE in the community. I loved the books and so did MILLIONS so your just one of those people who can’t just take the ride and enjoy it for once. YOU JUST THINK TOO MUCH JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !
(Emphasis mine.)

SORRY Miss I’m too good for regular books. Women like you just piss me off and GIVE US A BAD NAME !
Harry Potter fans go away you guys are always looking to bring us down but I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU GUYS GO AWAY AND CRY IN YOUR ROOM BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT 11 MONTHS FOR YOUR MOVIE BOOOHOOOO ! Anyways I loved the series and it’s sad you had to write an awful article to get your retarded opinions out.

I think that Twilight is AMAZING you people don’t get it do you SHE LOVES HIM!!!!!! Stephenie is a clever author and whatever you have against her is really idiotic!!!!!

LADY THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SUCKS IS YOUR BLOG !

FOUR MOVIE, MIDNIGHT SUN AND MORE BOOKS …..

IT’S NOT OVER AND WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow. you are the craziest person in the world.

edward does all of that because he loves and

cares for bella and wants her to be happy. =]

stop critizising it… nananananaa I CANT HEAR

YOUU! - that was for one of the reviewers (;

And on and on and on....

ETA: TwiMoms send white chess pieces to EW to get them to change their review for BD from a D.

ETA2: Have some more TwiMom forum links.

ETA3: Return of the Batshit! Via shallow_kid Twilight fan woos man with the last name of Cullen and eventually marries him.

ETA4: Batshittier! Twifans physically attacking those who don't like the books?!

Team Bella or Team Hermione whose side are you on?

ETA5: IT NEVER ENDS. First twelve chapters of Midnight Sun leaked. Edward = creepy stalker confirmed.

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grannyapple
2008-08-20 05:13 am UTC (link)

"My DH is the perfect Edward FOR ME. He does ask me if I wish he "Sparkled in the Sun" once in awhile. I just say, "Nope.... but I wish I could experience Edward's icy breath!" Then we collapse in a heap of giggles - ETC."

"My husband made the mistake if sitting on the bed while i was reading to ask what i was doing, so i found my favorite part and statred to read, he tried to escape but i sat on him and read till my favorite part was over."

"my husband i love him to pieces... he is my edward he is also my mcdreamy because when i first met him i thought he was the man that i couldn't get my hands on. only the popular girls could have so he is definitly my edward and i am bella because when she thought she couldn't get him at first i thought the very same thing with my man and look where we are three years married. and very happy."

"I dont consider it stalking... I consider it a healthy road to my soul mate!"

It's so horrible, yet I can't look away.

I also want to make an icon out of "Stalking: A healthy road to my soul mate!" Edward would approve.

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grannyapple
2008-08-20 05:25 am UTC (link)

From the comments:

"She sounds slightly psychopathic (but then again, aren’t all of us twilight fans?)."

"lucky, lucky….very sweet and unusual. But are any of us normal?"

"That’s really disturbing, to be honest. If someone came up to me screaming about how I had the same last name as a fictional character made of diamond, I’d be amused. If that person continued to make me “blood” cakes every day, I’d report her for harassment."

Self-awareness and sanity? In Twilight fandom?

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	Re: ETA3 lirazel 2008-08-26 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	Your icon! I... it... dies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ETA3 grannyapple 2008-08-26 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Socko the Superhero Sockpuppet? Thanks! I got it from GarfieldwithoutGarfield, which is hilarious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ETA3 lirazel 2008-08-26 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	The look on Jon's face is priceless, though. I kind of have to wonder what he's doing with those socks... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	murriness 2008-08-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
	"My husband made the mistake if sitting on the bed while i was reading to ask what i was doing, so i found my favorite part and statred to read, he tried to escape but i sat on him and read till my favorite part was over." What did he do to deserve such punishment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkthatbled 2008-08-20 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Cruelty! Spousal abuse! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	acciosnitch 2008-08-20 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Your icon is radical. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	grannyapple 2008-08-21 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I love this icon. I'm a horrible, horrible person, though, because I stole it without remembering who made it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	unctuous 2008-08-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Shinga, as it were. At least for the art. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	grannyapple 2008-08-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I knew that much, I just thought someone else made the actual icon. God, I love that comic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luzzleanne 2008-08-20 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	"I dont consider it stalking... I consider it a healthy road to my soul mate!" headdesk like a mofo Oh sweet blunt objects take the pain away! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ask and ye shall recieve! plazmah 2008-08-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)
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	Re: ask and ye shall recieve! randombastary 2008-08-21 01:36 am UTC (link)
	I love you a little bit right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ask and ye shall recieve! plazmah 2008-08-21 02:29 am UTC (link)
	It's the sparklies that make the icon. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ask and ye shall recieve! randombastary 2008-08-21 04:00 am UTC (link)
	You are full of Sparkle Motion, and that is why I love you. ;D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: ask and ye shall recieve! grannyapple 2008-08-21 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Yay, thank you! I love you forever. I of course mean that in a completely healthy, stalkerish way. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xlineartx 2008-08-21 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I keep substituting either "Deathly Hallows" or "Doctor Horrible" for DH. It's quite the experience. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	grannyapple 2008-08-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I kept thinking it meant Deathly Hallows too, and a few times I was like, wait, when did I get in Harry Potter wank? Then I tried to figure out what it did mean, and I came up with Dead Husband, which doesn't make sense, but it helped me realize that it probably meant Dear Husband, which is lame. The End. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lirazel 2008-08-26 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	I had the same problem for awhile when I first joined a comm where those abbreviations were common, but mostly with DS. "What do you mean your Nintendo product deleted X and Y from your account?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	grannyapple 2008-08-26 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	All this talk of initials makes me think more people should use Bella's. BS. It seems fitting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sionja 2008-08-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Then we collapse in a heap of giggles - ETC. Your giggles may be caused from mirth, but I'd be willing to bet that your husband's is one of those "Oh god I married a crazy" nervous giggles. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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