The Story of Thursdaywench & Co.
(This got a little stale over in clairvoyantwank, but I'm hoping I can bring a FRESH take on it, hurr hurr hurr. Screencapped entries were formerly public, now flocked.)

Now, this is a story all about how
My trip got flipped, turned upside down
And I 'd like to take a minute
I know this seems random
I'll tell you how I became a wanker in the SPN fandom

I went on a trip with my SPN chums
To Vancouver, where Supernatural comes from
Chillin' out, maxin,' relaxin', you bet
And conning my way as PA onto the set
When an actual employee
Who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got just a little caught and thrown out of the workplace
I couldn't believe the way they embarrassed my face

Later on my friends and I tried to get back there
To try and see the actors (with their gorgeous hair)
Jensen and Jared, both of whom I'd like to boff
And can you believe it? They totes blew us off!

I ranted on my eljay and when other fans came near
They said angry things, made me want to disappear
I wanted to stay public, cuz that's how I rock,
But I thought, nah forget it, it's time for friendslock!

I was angry and entitled, so I had lashed out
(But maybe Jensen and Jared would find me cute with a pout?)
I looked at my journal
I have all you to thank
For crowning me Queen of SuperStalkery Wank.